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it's beginning to look a lot like fuck this by messymoony
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2024
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FAKE DATE TO ANNOY YOUR FAMILY THESE HOLIDAYS
Are you looking for a way to piss off your family this Christmas? Look no further! I’m an unemployed, gay werewolf who will pretend to be your long-term relationship for the small price of a meal and a couple of galleons. Services I offer: starting up political discussions, staging fights or even fake-proposing in front of your entire extended family (for an additional fee).
Interested? Send an owl to the address below.
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03 Jun 2026
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"I bet you can't convince Remus to go out with you by the end of the semester," Regulus says with a teasing lilt. Sirius blinks, sitting up abruptly, back going ramrod straight.
"Reg—"
Regulus holds up a hand. "If you do, I'll ask out my crush. If you don't, you have to leave her alone."
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10 May 2026
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Christmas is over, and Sirius' new double life is proving difficult to balance.
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- Part 3 of Adore
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- 7/7
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10 May 2026
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When Teddy suggests Remus move into a retirement community, he's skeptical. After all, he's lived on his own for years. But he moves in and finds new friends and activities. When he meets Sirius, he finds that you're never too old to fall in love.
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- English
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- 17,605
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- 4/4
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08 May 2026
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Remus sighs and rubs his temple.
“Sounds like I don’t have much of an option, do I?”
“Come on, Moony. How bad could it be?” Remus gives him a withering look and Sirius grins. After a moment of stand-off between the two, Remus eventually relents, rolling his eyes and looking away.
“I’m not giving you an answer to that question.”
“Why not?”
“Because then it’ll give you ideas.” Sirius laughs and James joins in.
“I won’t let him kill your son, Moons. Don’t worry,” James promises.
“You better not, Prongs. I’m sure Lily would help me get you if you did.” James gasps, but this only makes Sirius laugh harder.***
When Remus gets offered a book tour in the US for his new novel, Sirius offers to babysit his twelve year old son Teddy for a week so he can go. For years, Sirius has said he hasn't wanted kids so he wouldn’t have any chance at messing them up like his parents did to him and Regulus. However, after a few days of looking after a twelve year old that he’s sure can endear himself to anyone, Sirius is suddenly not so sure about his original position anymore.
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- Part 1 of Love For Dummies Series
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06 May 2026
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Gideon Prewett doesn’t know anything about Remus Lupin. Not the way he takes his tea, or that kiwi is too acidic for him, or that he secretly likes terrible instant ramen. He’s got a stupid smile and stupid grand gestures, and Sirius knows -he just knows- he loves Remus better.
Now if only he could prove it without causing at least three HR violations along the way.
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06 May 2026
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Now I have you with me under my thoughts by Nara_Riya
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2026
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Remus Lupin thought he’d buried his first love somewhere between the Hills of Wells and seventeen quiet years of adulthood.
He became a father.
He became steady.
He stopped smoking.
He learned how to live without wanting too much.Sirius Black… didn’t.
One radio interview, one impulsive social-media DM, and suddenly Sirius is right back in Remus’s orbit - dragging every old headline, every old wound, and every old promise with him.
Teddy and Victoire open a Pandora’s box of photographs.
Harry and Draco hover somewhere between amusement and alarm.
James and Lily try to fix everyone’s emotions whether asked or not.And Remus and Sirius?
They’re trying to breathe in the same world again after seventeen years of silence, pretending the past isn’t standing between them like a living thing.They were never supposed to reunite.
So why does it feel like neither of them ever stopped waiting?Bookmarked by leviscorpse
06 May 2026
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Remus Lupin and the Problem Vampire by cherryschapters
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2026
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Sirius Black is immortal. He was born in the year 1700 in rural France. He does not age. He drinks blood to survive. But he is NOT a vampire, he simply doesn’t like it when people throw garlic at him. The year is 2002 and Remus Lupin is not into him, not at all. Until very suddenly he finds that he really, really is. It would have been a lot easier if he’d just left him alone when he’d asked.
Or - my vampire crack fic.. Or - my favourite thing I’ve ever written- Language:
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03 May 2026
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Remus goes on a date. His estranged husband Sirius has strong objections.
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A not-so-average weekend in the life of Remus, Teddy, and Sirius Black.
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22 Apr 2026
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May, 1976: Moony and the sunset by Mellorytowers, Meteoralin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Apr 2026
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“C’mon Moony, it’s just the OWLs, and that’s not even until the new year.” His voice was deliberately flippant. Surely, surely, Remus would rather spend time with him, right?
“Just the OWLs?” scoffed Remus. “Maybe to you.” He was angry. Sirius could tell by the way his jaw tightened.
Remus has decided to hole himself up in the library to study for the OWLs and there's nothing Sirius could do to stop it. So, he decides to forcefully make Remus' time there better.
A cosy fic about Sirius running around doing all sorts of things for Remus and trying not to get found out because he just doesn't want the questions.
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- Part 5 of The Wolfstar Scrapbook Project
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- English
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- 1/1
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22 Apr 2026
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it's nice to see you (again) by kalegreeneyes for viwrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jan 2026
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When Remus Lupin finds his ex-husband in his hotel room, he thinks it must be a hallucination or something Sirius has done on purpose. When they find out that it was pure chance, they make the most of it.
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18 Mar 2026
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Remus is a tired writer and a night owl. One of his neighbours is a night owl as well, not that Remus knows him at all, he can just hear the acoustic guitar playing through the walls.
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- 13/13
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15 Mar 2026
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At first, Mike was unsure how to approach him when he got like this. But they’ve been living together for months now, never further than five feet apart in their dorm beds, so Mike’s learned what works and what doesn’t.
It works when he wakes Will like this, with gentle hands and words, telling him he’s safe. It works when he climbs into Will’s warm bed, turning him on his side and curling up against his back, an arm over his waist and his cheek pressed against his shoulder. They lie together like that until Will’s hiccupping gasps soften into steady breaths, until Mike feels him go limp in his arms and he knows he’s fallen back asleep. It always works.
or: Will has nightmares and Mike is the only one who can console him. Not even Will's boyfriend can. Mike takes great pride in this fact.
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- 1/1
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17 Feb 2026
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Blacks do not cry. Blacks do not make empty threats. Blacks do not care about 'goodness.' And they most definitely do not fall in love.
Sirius was the perfect Black. Until he wasn't.
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A Slytherin! Sirius AU, in which Sirius is disowned after destroying his Dark Mark and finds himself homeless, friendless, and worst of all, bored. Enter Gryffindor's resident bad boy, Remus Lupin.
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14 Feb 2026
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September 1982
The war is over. Voldemort was defeated on October 31, 1981. Regulus Black discovered Voldemort’s horcruxes and informed the Order of the Phoenix, which destroyed them. When Voldemort arrived on Halloween to kill baby Harry, the Order was standing by, ready to kill him first.
Almost a year later, the Marauders and their friends are rebuilding their lives.
Everything is going well for Sirius Black.
Everything but love.OR
Sirius Black is great at sex but shit at relationships. Remus Lupin is an amazing boyfriend, but not so great at sex. Could these best friends learn from each other? Platonically, of course.Series
- Part 1 of Language Lessons
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25 Jan 2026
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When famous TV chef Sirius Black is publicly outed and needs to escape the London paparazzi, he heads to a very rural B&B in Northumberland where he's astonished to taste the most delicious almond croissant he's ever tasted and simply must meet the chef. Featuring falling in love, snowy hikes, seeing the stars, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, unconventional families, letters to Father Christmas, wishes coming true, finding authenticity, getting to the heart of things, and lots and lots of food.
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- Part 1 of Dear Mr. Black
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- 13/13
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19 Jan 2026
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Scandalously Yours by astralsunshine for magicbeings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2025
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When two-time Oscar winner and walking PR catastrophe Sirius Black drunkenly torpedoes his career at an award show, his manager sends him to The Graham Norton Show for damage control.
(Un)fortunately, sharing the sofa that night is bestselling reclusive novelist RJ Lupin: cardigan-clad, and far too attractive for Sirius’s peace of mind.
Somewhere between hundreds of viral memes and stolen phone numbers, what begins as a PR nightmare might just become the first honest thing either of them has ever done in years.
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- Part 1 of Scandalously Yours
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- 27,994
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- 4/4
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06 Jan 2026
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Remus is sensitive to changing tides, a part of the moon always with him, and Black is like the sea. He can smell it on him, the way his magic builds up and crackles about the fingertips.
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A werewolf, a convict, and a riddle.
(Featuring remus john lupin's indefatigable pining in the most easily fatigable body you have ever had the pleasure of knowing)
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- English
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- 3/3
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05 Jan 2026
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“I don’t get it,” Sirius says truthfully. “Remus is such a nice person, why does everyone pretend like he’s some kind of wicked stepmother?”
James laughs joyfully and winks at Sirius. “Are we even talking about the same person?” He holds out his hand above his head. “Big guy, about this tall, curly hair? Temper like a sleeping dragon? Smart, but a bit full of himself? Can kill you with his eyes?”
Sirius raises his eyebrows and laughs as well. “No, I don’t think we are talking about the same person at all.”
A love story about healing, new beginnings and growing up. Academia! Romance! Shared cigarettes, cute cats, lots of coffee and the most amorous business trip you have ever seen.
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- 19/19
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- 15
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26 Nov 2025
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media vultures and orange skies, peel me apart baby, i could do it until i die by ccxxaa
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Aug 2025
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5 times the media caught dynamight being absolutely smitten over deku and 1 time they realize that deku matches his freak just as much
Bonus section of the Wonder Duo (privately) spending the rest of their lives together <3
if you like this fic, please leave comments!! they motivate me :)
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- 2/2
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30 Sep 2025