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    The fall of Voldemort was supposed to be the end. Unfortunately, the fall of the Dark Lord did not bring the peace and recovery the Wizarding World had hoped for. Three years later, when an old curse resurfaces in the heat of battle, Hermione finds herself in a race with time to save herself and the rest of the muggleborns. She must go back to the time that the curse first surfaced to find answers… But answers aren’t the only thing she finds in 1979.

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    When something goes wrong with Remus's potion, Hermione finds herself in a sticky situation.

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    Waking up with the knowledge that there was a strange man sleeping on her couch swaddled in her pink High School Musical blanket probably should have alarmed Lily more than it actually did.

    Then again, she’d had weirder weekends.

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    James is slow to realize that he's been chasing the wrong girl

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    Only the ones with money were destined to survive the war.

    In which the marauders are from families rich enough to send their children to a school away from the cruelty and cowardice that whispered inside Royalty and Military during WWII. A whirlwind of glittering betrayals, evenings smudged across empty wooden hallways, secrets spilling amongst wine glasses, a hollow star and a faded Moony in love.

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    He had a prominent aquiline nose, his face smattered in freckles, a scar ran from the right side of his forehead and through the tail of his right eyebrow. This - oh good god - this man was undoubtedly, undeniably, exactly Sirius Black’s type. 

    OR

    The one where Sirius is a Drag Queen, Remus is a stripper, and Lily has a horrible Boyfriend.

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    ~“Thank you.” Remus ran a hand through his soaked curls. “Sirius, I-” Come on, Lupin. “I-” Remus walked in, past Sirius, and shut the door. “Sirius, I- Can I kiss you? I’ve wanted to kiss you again for an eternity.”

    Sirius stuttered a little, and dragged a hand over his face. “Remus?! What-” he put his hands on his hips, his cheeks a little flustered. “What?!”

    “Oh my fucking God. I ruined it.”~

    Remus Lupin is a 27 year old junior-associate at lawfirm Slughorn & Fortescue. For three years, his hard work and dedication have gone unnoticed. He lives in a shabby flat, with mountains of student loans, and has already accepted his fate of being stuck in his little cubicle forever when senior partner, and court-room legend, Kingsley Shacklebolt calls him up to his office. Remus then meets Sirius Black, the embodiment of beautify and grace, and from that moment on his life changes. He gets to work with the big-shots, and prove his worth as a lawyer. Although... However his plea against work-place relationships and too handsome men may be, he can't help but fall for his boss' secretary.

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    Sirius Black is utterly loyal to his godson, Harry Potter. So loyal, in fact, that not even death can separate them. Sirius returns to the land of the living as a ghost with one mission, and one mission only: ensure Harry's unconditional happiness.

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    Sirius black left behind a family before he went to Azkaban. His daughter, Jazlyn, is in Harry’s year at hogwarts. How would Sirius having a family change the story? What were the consequences to his family for not telling anyone about switching secret keepers? Will they learn the truth and free him? Starts right Halloween 1981 but will go to into hogwarts years.

    I know this has been done before but this is my take on it. Also this is my first fanfic.

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    Texting Fic

    The marauders and co. navigating the 12th grade as well as relationships, sexuality, the challenges of the world and drama.
    this has no plot, I'm writing this for pure self pleasure.

    I'm a teen and poc so it's somewhat based off my own experiences?

    I swear its gonna get better.

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    James grew up in a village where everyone knew everyone, until one day he met someone new in the forest he'd been told to stay away from. A connection formed between the Wizard and the Forest. How far does this connection go, and how will it affect the events already pre-planned for the Potter's?

    This story is probably going to be really long and have even longer gaps between updates, so please bear with me.
    This is not a happy story, to begin with. Please heed the tags and proceed with caution.

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    In the masterpiece that is Sweater Weather, Remus finds out that he is joining the team when Coach pulls him aside in person to break the news. But what if Cap got to be the one to tell him, with the traditional welcoming call?

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    Remus gets hired to do lighting, learns to play bass, and falls in love with the lead singer. Of course, not necessarily in that order.

    (Title from You Better You Bet by The Who)

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    “Potter, I’m telling you, if he’s not on that stage when we start, he’s out,” Remus said, as both James and Peter solemnly nodded, “For good.”

    “Understood, Remus.” James said, standing up from his seat and following Peter back inside the pub.

    Remus finished his cigarette, stamping it out on the gravel beneath him.

    “Fucking Sirius Black,” He said, under his breath, “Gonna be the death of me.”

    -

    or,
    The Marauders modern band au in which Sirius is a hot mess, Remus is on the brink of a nervous breakdown, James is the mum friend, and Peter is just along for the ride, frankly.

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    James and Sirius are on surveillance. Sirius is typically himself. James is a bit slow on the uptake.

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    One day, James Potter makes /some/ progress with Lily Evans.

    She'll go out with him when her best friend, Remus, goes out with someone.

    Sounds easy, right?

    No.

    Luckily for James, his best friend, Sirius Black, has been harboring a huge crush on Remus for years.

    What better to solve his problem than a little matchmaking?

     

    this is basically just the disastrous collision of my wolfstar and 10 things i hate about you obsessions lol sorry

    i do not own anything, no copyright infringement indented. also, fuck jkr, she can rot in hell :)

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    As the new school year starts, Olivia has only one thing in mind : make the best of her final year at Hogwarts. Secret parties, firewhisky and magic, she is ready to create memories that last a lifetime. But it seems that the new DADA teacher, Remus Lupin, is not fond of her, and the feeling is mutual. But she will not let anything cross her.

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    Basically, Sirius shows up to a party in a dress, Remus gets jealous and leaves, Sirius gets his back blown out later in the night after almost freezing to death.

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    James Potter gets bored one day and decides why not make a group chat with four random numbers with the same area code as him? Those numbers happen to belong to Sirius Black, Lily Evans, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew. Chaos ensues, of course.

    A/N: primarily a text fic just for fun, but I might do fully written stuff now and then to move the story along. don't expect the chapters to be too long, but i'll try to update regularly

    no longer updating :[

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