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    The summer after 5th year Lily Evans is on the warpath after the disastrous end of her friendship with Se-Snape. If her blood status is such a big deal, then she is going to embrace her muggleborn roots and rub it in his face (and any other stuck up pureblood too, for that matter). She is going to enter 6th year being the most muggleborn witch that ever entered the halls of Hogwarts. Lily is going to have to get the most normal person she knows to help her make this work, her sister.

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    A slow burn between Sirius Black and Remus Lupin as they go from the summer of sixth year into seventh

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    Muggle University AU - James Potter POV
    Jegulus/Wolfstar/Dorlene/Pandalily
    A friend requested sassy Regulus, simp James, and secret Jegulus. Happy to oblige.

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    “What do you think, Regulus?” Peter asked, his chin propped in his hand. “You dress posh. Is he ‘pub ready’?

    Regulus glanced over James critically and shrugged, “He has potential.” With a coy grin, he lifted off of the wall and walked away. James's eyes followed his progress back to the Slytherin table, blinking rapidly.

    “Prongs, don’t even think about it,” Remus warned, prodding his shoulder. “Padfoot would lose his shite if you fucked with him.”

    “I’m not thinking about it,” James lied, eyes glued to the sway of Regulus’s hips. Fuck, he was fit…and he knew it.

    This is an LGBT friendly space and I will delete rude, hateful comments regarding the diversity and inclusiveness of this fic. Always open to thoughtful, constructive feedback.

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    sirius: that’s so weird

    you know one of my best friends and i’ve never met you before

    moony: maybe you have and you just don’t know it

    sirius: i'm pretty sure i'd remember you moony

     

    sirius tries to text pandora for a tattoo appointment and instead texts remus a classic wrong number au

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    When Sirius turns up at Remus' flat after the events at the Triwizard Tournament, he doesn't expect to find himself sharing a bed with Remus. Or getting so intimately involved in his life. Or to find out that they're mates and Remus wants nothing more than to push him up against the wall and make him forget his own name.

    Or to feel so very complete.

    But Sirius isn't complaining. Not one bit.

    (This fic is complete, chapters to be posted weekly)

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    The life and adventures of Rose Marianne Evans, Marauder.

    Being a Marauder is a pretty brilliant life, all things considered. Unfortunately, being a muggle-born in the First Wizarding War is not all it's cracked up to be.

    The War may dominate their lives, but it is secondary to the wonders of their life together. James Potter is much as he ever was; a brilliant leader, Slytherin pranker, and hopelessly pining after Rose's twin sister Lily. Remus Lupin is occasionally oblivious, far too studious for a Marauder's good, and the kindest and best of them. Peter is a little shy, brilliant but hiding it, and brave enough to face the life ahead of him. Sirius Black is incredibly handsome, incredibly intelligent, and doing a bad job of hiding how badly his family's choices are hurting him. As for Rose, well she is just trying to keep it all together from day to day.

    It's a life story. Of the Marauders, and how they intersect with the lives of Lily, Marlene, Alice and Frank, Benjy and Caradoc, Dorcas, Hestia, Emmeline and Mary. Their lives may not be kind, and some may be short, but they're going to make the most of it.

     

    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...

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    “I’m sorry, Sirius,” he said aloud, because what else could he say?
    As far as last words went those weren’t bad.

    He really was sorry.
    For everything.
    At least now he could never hurt Sirius again.

    And as the inferi pulled his head underwater he couldn’t help but smile.

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    This is my interpretation of MsKingBean89's All The Young Dudes, from the perspective of Peter Pettigrew. The storyline from ATYD is completely theirs, and I am not trying to copy in any way. I am simply trying to offer a new perspective to their work of art. If you haven't read the original, please read that first.
    so pardon my shit spelling, grammar, and overall story
    Full disclosure: this might take a while to finish. Peter's name is mentioned 500 times in the first 4 years, while James' is 1,300 and Sirius' name is mentioned 1,800. (naturally, Remus is topping it at 2,800) So what I mean is that I have a lot of gaps to fill, and I will do my very best to fill them.
    Personally, I relate to young Peter quite a lot, and I'm in a writing fever right now so...
    lets see how far i get before i breakdown from stress

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    Hadrian starts down a new path once back at Beauxbaton, and the beginning of his fifth year. But not everything is as peaceful as he would have hoped. As secrets are revealed, feelings come to light, and blocks are placed in the road, he must learn how to adapt.

    But what will Hadrian do... when he is no longer safe?

    This is a second edition, so read my first before this one or it won't make any sense!

    (Updates on Mondays!)

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    She found one compartment with only a single person who seemed to be doing nothing, in particular, to turn someone away to find a different space to occupy. So she slid the door open and he looked startled.

    “Hello there?” he seemed a little skittish and awkward. The boy was thin and wore ragged clothes full of holes and was stretched and faded after being washed over and over again for years. They were large on him and seemed to engulf his thin frame, but he seemed very comfortable in his clothes. He had light brown hair that was combed neatly to the side and scars that ran down his face at an angle. 'Whatever he had been through must have been hard on him,' Vega thought.

    “Hello, do you mind if my brother and I sit with you? He should be here soon, I think,” she asked as she looked up and down the aisle looking for Sirius. The boy shook his head and gestured to the seat across from him which she gladly took. “So I’m Vega Black, what's your name?”

    “Oh uh I’m Remus Lupin, it’s nice to meet you,” he said looking a bit skittish.

    Sirius Black has a Twin sister who is exactly like him, with a tad more class. With a fondness for a certain Werewolf friend they have.

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    James Potter decides to ask Lily Evans to a Muggle live music show. This noble mission, however, requires a series of steps he is entirely clueless about: from procuring the tickets to finding the correct outfit, and most importantly, to spending an evening with Lily Evans without making an absolute fool of himself.

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    Remus basically confesses and then later they fuck lmao

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    Regulus is about to start playing hockey at Minnesota with his brother, his brothers, boyfriend, and their obnoxious best friend. Who Regulus can't stand. Really, he can't.

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    When Hermione was born 19 years before 1979, the story changed. Maybe it was for Ted and Andromeda Tonks. Or fate.
    It didn't matter, she was always driven to be close to the Potter boy. In every single universe.
    And in any form.
    Or
    Hermione Granger and 19th years before.

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    Orion, Sirius and Regulus are in Paris on business for the week. Remus is back in London studying to be a teacher along with Lily by day and working odd hours at a bougie restaurant by night. Even when miles apart Sirius and Remus still make time for each other and of course have a little bit of fun if ya know what I mean.😉

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    Euphemia needs to take her ward to meet the boy he is arranged to marry. She may or may not get distracted.

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    The fall of Voldemort was supposed to be the end. Unfortunately, the fall of the Dark Lord did not bring the peace and recovery the Wizarding World had hoped for. Three years later, when an old curse resurfaces in the heat of battle, Hermione finds herself in a race with time to save herself and the rest of the muggleborns. She must go back to the time that the curse first surfaced to find answers… But answers aren’t the only thing she finds in 1979.

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    remus has internalised homophobia cause its th 1970s and thats expected but theyre all fucking gay

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    Summer before the marauders go into 7th year, Regulus finds himself at the Potter's for summer, and maybe this small change of scenery, will completely change his character arc.

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    Though the new boy at Hogwarts University, James Potter, appears to be an adorable himbo with deep pockets, Remus Lupin and his friends instead find a horrifically dark past on Google. Did he really attack that boy and leave him for dead? Why won't he talk about his mysterious childhood best friend, "Pups"? Would it kill him to stop messing with his hair?

    At least Remus got his phone back after losing it, but now he can't stop texting the mysterious number of the man who had sent it back. Padfoot is funny and charming, and Remus is NOT going to fall in love with him.

    This story is COMPLETE. Please see Chapter 1 for a more detailed explanation.

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