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it's beginning to look a lot like fuck this by messymoony
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2024
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FAKE DATE TO ANNOY YOUR FAMILY THESE HOLIDAYS
Are you looking for a way to piss off your family this Christmas? Look no further! I’m an unemployed, gay werewolf who will pretend to be your long-term relationship for the small price of a meal and a couple of galleons. Services I offer: starting up political discussions, staging fights or even fake-proposing in front of your entire extended family (for an additional fee).
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03 Jun 2026
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"I bet you can't convince Remus to go out with you by the end of the semester," Regulus says with a teasing lilt. Sirius blinks, sitting up abruptly, back going ramrod straight.
"Reg—"
Regulus holds up a hand. "If you do, I'll ask out my crush. If you don't, you have to leave her alone."
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10 May 2026
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Christmas is over, and Sirius' new double life is proving difficult to balance.
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- Part 3 of Adore
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10 May 2026
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When Teddy suggests Remus move into a retirement community, he's skeptical. After all, he's lived on his own for years. But he moves in and finds new friends and activities. When he meets Sirius, he finds that you're never too old to fall in love.
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08 May 2026
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Remus sighs and rubs his temple.
“Sounds like I don’t have much of an option, do I?”
“Come on, Moony. How bad could it be?” Remus gives him a withering look and Sirius grins. After a moment of stand-off between the two, Remus eventually relents, rolling his eyes and looking away.
“I’m not giving you an answer to that question.”
“Why not?”
“Because then it’ll give you ideas.” Sirius laughs and James joins in.
“I won’t let him kill your son, Moons. Don’t worry,” James promises.
“You better not, Prongs. I’m sure Lily would help me get you if you did.” James gasps, but this only makes Sirius laugh harder.***
When Remus gets offered a book tour in the US for his new novel, Sirius offers to babysit his twelve year old son Teddy for a week so he can go. For years, Sirius has said he hasn't wanted kids so he wouldn’t have any chance at messing them up like his parents did to him and Regulus. However, after a few days of looking after a twelve year old that he’s sure can endear himself to anyone, Sirius is suddenly not so sure about his original position anymore.
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- Part 1 of Love For Dummies Series
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06 May 2026