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Man, I just wanted Outback Steakhouse, this shit backshot whorehouse! by ilonny

Fandoms: tcc - Fandom
14 May 2026
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Paytons parents are becoming broke having to sustain their obese son, so they find a nice, short, steroid taking, Australian man that will pay rent for a guest room beside that same son. Little do they know that same man is a pedo for 8chan obsessed (now 8kun), brown haired, 16-17 (lol 67) year olds....

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2,258

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11

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14

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2

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500,000 Lives, 1 Howl, 1 Bite by ilonny

Fandoms: Haunted Mound, Hip Hop RPF
13 Mar 2026
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Zane & Wren Find Each Other In The Woods And Even With Their Differences Can't Stay Apart, Through Blood, Sweat, & Tears Neither Leaves, It Only Brings Them Closer, Too Close?
(Written For Sematary Almost Hitting 500k Listeners on Spotify)
((Now Almost 1 Million Holy Shit))

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6/?

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4

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11

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Skin by ilonny

Fandoms: tcc - Fandom
25 Feb 2026
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Different Povs of Classmates including Adam.

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1,891

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2/?

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4

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52

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Fuck Nonchalant People (Literally) by ilonny

Fandoms: Original Work
24 Feb 2026
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IRL self insert because I would rather write about my fantasies than try to make them real...

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5,692

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3/3

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3

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21

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Swallow by ilonny

Fandoms: KoRn (Band), Limp Bizkit (Band)
27 Feb 2025
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Another Eating Disorder Angst Fic, When Will It Be My Turn To Lose All The Weight?!

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4,065

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3/?

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7

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36

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2

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510

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New Year’s Resolutions by Dirtyneedle24

Fandoms: True Crime Community
10 Feb 2026
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Brenton notices a new guy at the gym, and he seems entirely based and perfect. The only problem is that Brenton probably won’t ever go up to him. Or so he thinks.

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14

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13

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27 Apr 2026
Public Bookmark 32
Jetzt Hab Ich Dich by dahhhmer

Fandoms: True Crime - Fandom, Columbine - Fandom, Historical Criminals RPF
23 Oct 2020
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Eric gets new boots; Dylan... Notices.

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- Part 1 of Ich Finde Dich
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3,387

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07 Apr 2026
Public Bookmark 19
you get me closer to god by Anonymous

Fandoms: Duck! The Carbine High Massacre (1999)
27 Jun 2025
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Derwin gets a new pair of boots.

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15

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112

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05 Apr 2026
Public Bookmark 6
Chainsaw Gutsfuck by helionsun

Fandoms: Hip Hop RPF
10 Jun 2026
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Sematary is a serial killer. He's gathering new members to his own satanic cult which named Haunted Mound.

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33/?

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67

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04 Mar 2026
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The Warm Sky & Cold Ice Tea by RoseGardner

Fandoms: Monster: The Ed Gein Story, 20th Century CE RPF, True Crime - Fandom, Serial Killers - Fandom
05 Oct 2025
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Short fluff piece about the reader and Ed spending some time together at his farmhouse.

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961

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06 Oct 2025