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    "What, picking up chicks isn't your style?"

    It’s one of those questions carefully disguised as casual, but Jeongguk can see the way the guy is hedging, the way there’s still tension in the line of his shoulders even as he relaxes against the booth wall. "Not really," Jeongguk replies, with a none-too-subtle once-over that conveys exactly what he means. "Yours?"

    "Nah," the guy replies. Some of the tension has bled from his posture, leaving only a sort of self-assured grace behind—the confidence of someone who knows what his body is doing, coupled with the knowledge that someone (Jeongguk) finds that extremely hot.

     

    Or: Jeongguk's gone out with Yoongi and Hoseok enough times to know that it's probably not the best idea to consider on a Friday night. Until, well, it suddenly turns into one.

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    The attack on Pandora’s Box shook the pack, but in my au, no one got hurt, and Jimmy Hoofdrix is alive, and Teen Titans was never canceled. Anyway, Dora and Avo have left poor Remmy alone for an entire two weeks while they attend a sex shop convention. Alone, horny, and doing his best Count Dooku at the start of the third prequel impression, he gets visited by a familiar face, who just needs to work some things out. Then he orders take out, and finally, makes a very important call that will change his life forever. He calls collect though, it's not that important.

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    Ever since Toni Bevell mind fucked Sam he has had trouble getting it up. Dean tries to help him when he finds out and it leads to sexy time.

    Angst and fluff abound

    SPN KINK-MEME FILL

    More inside

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    *******
    At the young age of twelve, Carmilla's life was shattered when she was snatched from the life that she thought was hers and was thrown to a new one with full of obligations and responsibilities; a strange new life that she must live and a new identity she must accept.

    After discovering who she really was, Carmilla had to commit her life to become the new her; obeying everything that was required of her even if meant changing what she really was... until she discovered the truth.

    Love does not judge. Real love sees into your heart and soul.

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    Being Jaime is suffering.

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    Nigel is starting to fall for Adam, and wondering whether Adam will ever notice.
    Inspired by this amazing art by pangaeastarseed

    [Liked this story?] [Share on Tumblr]

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    After a lost bet with Jakob, Leo has to be his maid for a week.

    ⚠️ Because of a mistake on my part, this story was posted way before it was done. Like, way before. So, the first chapter is the guideline of how I wrote/am writing. The second one will be the real story, still in development. I hope this will be an interesting thing for you to see!

    P.S Obviously, because of my mistake this will have spoilers for the story, but really, how much spoilers can you get from smut?

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    Eren is a sex worker who ends up servicing Levi due to a bet between him and Hange. Levi thinks Erens too good for sex work and wants him for himself. Levi offers him a contract to be his sugar daddy. Now Levi has 6 months to make Eren fall in love with him.

    Erens attitude through this fic will be reluctant to be too involved with Levi on a personal level.

    Levi wants Eren as a person, not just for what he can do in bed. He spends his time trying to woo Eren into quitting sex work and remaining with him.

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    Bardock thought he was used to hot weather but apparently he had to spend summer on Planet Vegeta to be reminded of what “hot” actually meant.

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    Harry and Ron's first night back together for their fifth year after summer holidays. Needless to say things get heated. Set in Gryffindor common room. Smut/Yaoi/Angry Top Ron. Harry Loves it. Dirty talking as things build up. 980 words. 18+ Only.

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    Collection of drabbles/prompts from my Tumblr that are too short to stand alone.

    Update 9/4: "Young Joel Hodgson"

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    Ciel is finally bringing his mysterious boyfriend of three months home to meet his family. They met while Ciel was away at college, but his parents don't need to know just how it'd happened. Who needed online dating when you had friends willing to summon you a demonic boyfriend? Things are going great with Sebastian, they really really are... Until he brings him home for the holidays and madness ensues. Ciel just wanted a private moment with his lover, was that really so much to ask for?

    Written For Sebaciel Week on tumblr for more or less a little of all the prompts. It was originally meant to be shorter... #Sorrynotsorry

    Advisory: This work is rated Mature/Explicit as it contains graphic depictions of nudity, sexuality and some content that may be inappropriate or upsetting to some viewers. Viewer discretion is encouraged.

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    Lilah is at work and Castiel pops in, in desperate need of her help.

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    "Well…. Fuck it.” No amount of seasoning was going to save this for the likes of Hannibal's sensitive palate. Likewise, nothing was going to recover Will's odds of getting laid tonight. It had been weeks of courting, dates and fumbles that didn't progress past fully clothed gropes. Hannibal was doing It on purpose, winding him up, probably still punishing him for that ill fated, or not so ill in hindsight, game of hide and seek in Hannibal's office.

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    The year is 4151 Universal Space Time (UST)

    The human race has spread throughout the universe, such that most have never seen Earth.

    Park Jimin is a twenty-one-year-old student living on a distant planet in a three sun system. He is minding his own business when one day, he is taken hostage by a starship Captain/Rebel, Min Yoongi.

    Jimin is furious and refuses to partake in this Beauty and the Beast story. He won't be some Stockholm Syndrome damsel, no matter how sexy Min Yoongi is. (How incredibly, jaw-droppingly, unbelievably sexy he is.)

    Inspirations: Star Wars/Trek, Futurama, Sailor Moon, Dragonball, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Final Fantasy and Ready Player One.

    Disclaimer: My crazies are contagious, sorry if you catch it. 0_o

    The Space Comedy that you didn’t ask for but secretly needed.

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    Okay, if ever there was a day to get off my ass and finish some Led Zeppelin-themed Destiel smut, it's today. It's Misha's birthday, and Robert Plant's 69th birthday. Huzzah!

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    "A small, wounded noise sounded in Dean’s throat, part excitement and part terror. This was not the angel he knew. But, as Castiel pried Dean’s mouth open and roughly introduced his tongue, he was the angel Dean wanted."

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    Nigel's quick encounter with Adam takes a bigger impact than Darko would like.

    Now he's got to deal with the love-struck fool AND work.

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    Maybe Levi was a little horny today? He must have been pretty worked up to want to touch the hot brunette college student he's standing behind.

    Maybe Eren didn't know how to fight him? He must have been pretty gay to not fight the hot raven man touching him on the crowded bus.

    "The man’s hard on rubbed up against his ass, and the boy’s eyes went wide with how big it was. A hand slithered under his shirt, tracing his stomach up to his nipples. The fingers were slightly wet, and Eren shivered with the coolness."

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    Even though it takes him a while to realize and admit, Yuuri knows that getting drunk and dancing in the Sochi Grand Prix Final banquet had made Viktor genuinely happy for the first time in ages. Now, over a year later, he wants to recreate the way he made Viktor feel, and he wants to remember it this time.

    (AKA Yuuri gives Viktor a lap dance and then fucks him)

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    A one-shot featuring Pidge and the changes her body seems to be going through. Asking Allura might be the right idea, but how will she deal with her changing body? A humorous little tale I wrote while bored one day. [Rated T for sexiness]

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