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Dennis can’t stop thinking about the fight he and Charlie had at the therapists office.
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06 Mar 2026
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“And if it helps your ego at all,” Mac starts. Dennis’s face is warm under his hand; it feels so real, and he can’t believe they’re here. Decades of slamming each other around, screaming, and it all amounts to this. “I think you’re pretty perfect, dude.”
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After the last rehearsal dinner, Mac and Dennis are forced to confront the last few decades of their lives—together.
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25 Jan 2026
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Relationships change. Sometimes not very much.
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- Part 2 of Counterpoint
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01 Jan 2026
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Apparently all Charlie Day characters are me:
"Huh," Newt says, staring at Hermann with a frown that Hermann returns in confusion.
"What?" Hermann asks and then Newt's cupping the back of his head and leaning in to give him a deep kiss.
"I don't think I actually hated you," Newt says as he pulls back, licking his lips in embarrassment.
"You're not known for being quick on the uptake where people are involved," Hermann says with a shake of his head. "Apparently you, yourself, also fall under that banner."
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are you wild like me? by macdennisnation (its_steddie_time)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
08 Oct 2025
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day 8: biting, intoxication
charlie likes to bite. he wants to bite dennis. dennis wants that too.
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- Part 5 of iasip kinktober 2025
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02 Dec 2025
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like silver in the wasting light by depressedbarbie
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
03 Apr 2024
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Mac’s Dad dies on a Tuesday in the middle of a long, hot summer.
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26 Nov 2025
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you're gonna be my bruise by macdennisnation (its_steddie_time) for dennisboobs (foxxick)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
20 Oct 2025
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day 17: bruises
dennis asks charlie to give him "platonic" hickeys. so naturally, they get off about it.
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- Part 9 of iasip kinktober 2025
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08 Nov 2025
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they're neverrrrrrr ever ever ever ever ever ever gonna talk about it
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06 Nov 2025
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"That's a pheromone serum I heard about on Rogan. Super cool, it's like testicular fluid from like a bull's prostate or something. I know it sounds strange but it's scientifically proven to intimidate males and drive females wild!"
.Mac uses Dennis' new cologne, oblivious to the effects it can have on certain people.
Dennis' plan backfires on himself. Or does it?
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28 Oct 2025
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Mac knew he couldn't make it better and that he'd be foolish to try, but he still felt some things needed to be said before they parted ways for the night.
Takes place after the last rehearsal dinner.
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24 Oct 2025
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i hope i'm not the only one that feels it all by lipacxtcher
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
05 Sep 2023
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'Look, Mac, this sounds crazy, and I know you won't believe me, I barely believe it's happened, but I don't know what to do and-' Dennis' voice breaks. 'This morning, I woke up and my dick? My dick was gone.'
Mac blinks.
Did he hear that right?
Mac can only think of one thing to say. 'Did you, uh. Did you look everywhere for it?'
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ORMy attempt at rectifying the disappointing lack of fics where Dennis has a pussy. In this, he gains one via magic. Cue Mac being confused, a lot of horniness and maybe some gay (yes, it's still gay) sex.
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22 Oct 2025
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Mac has already cum twice, and that’s the problem.
Day 26—Masturbation/Overstimulation
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- Part 26 of Pride 2024 Kinktober prompts
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22 Oct 2025
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Just Like That by SweetWater (Bloodyscrollox)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
29 Mar 2022
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“Mac, you need to learn how to suck a dick. It’s embarrassing for me to be friends with a gay guy who can’t even give head properly. It’s a wasted opportunity, like a woman with small breasts.”
“Well, sure, but… who’s gonna teach me?” Mac asks, bowing his head and peering at Dennis through his lashes. Dennis rolls his eyes at the very obvious come-on. ‘Coquettish’ isn’t exactly a desirable look in a 45 year old man.
Still…
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In which Dennis decides to take Mac's inadequate carnal education into his own hands
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21 Oct 2025
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Hot and actually kind of sweet but sad ending :( great bc Mac is manipulating dennis
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fellas is it "gay" to marry your best bro. asking for a friend
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19 Oct 2025
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“So are we, like, doing this?”
“Doing what.” Frank is at the bar, obviously, because he always is, and says this through a mouthful of peanuts.
“Nothing,” Dennis says quickly. “We are doing,” he looks at Mac, “Nothing.”
“Okay, but like,” Mac leans in and says in a voice that he clearly thinks is quieter, though it is, in fact, not any quieter at all, “Are we?”
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Dennis hates himself, Mac pretends to date him, plans fall apart.
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18 Oct 2025
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mac has a small dick and a humiliation kink, what could possibly go wrong?
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02 Oct 2025
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i’ll follow you back to the beginning (i’ll beg you nice from my knees) by ratcoffin69
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
10 Aug 2025
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Mac jumps in his seat when he looks up and finds Dennis right in front of him, practically standing in the empty space between his parted legs.
“Jesus, dude, you scared the shit out of me, I didn’t even hear you—”
“I said,” Dennis leans forward. “You feel like doing something with this tonight?”
Crisp white shirt. Pressed black slacks. Dennis loops his thumbs behind the firm line of his black leather belt, head tipped to the right as though the lopsided smirk blurring his mouth is too heavy to hold up straight. It’s all Mac can do to clumsily disguise the air escaping his lungs with the wobbly thunk of his mug against the coffee table.
“You kept it?” Mac asks, eyes widening. “How…how’d you get all the blood and oil stains out?”
“Just answer the question, Mac.”
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"Kim?" Harry says. He clips the cap of the pen back on. "Centim for your thoughts," and then he actually flips one across the table, which Kim manages to snatch out of the air before it hits the back of the booth and vanishes somewhere under the floor.
Kim walks the centim across the back of his knuckles and then thinks: fuck it. They're off the clock as much as they ever are; the waitress is over at the other side of the diner; nobody's in the booth next to them. He says, "What's your opinion on being tied up, detective?"
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Kim teases Harry, and himself.
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30 Jul 2025
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HALF LIGHT [Easy: Success] — You’re never Harrier at work, just like you’re never Detective at home. You’re in trouble.
CHESTER MCLAINE: “Uh oh!” the sergeant singsongs from where he’s sitting with his feet up on his desk.
KIM KITSURAGI: “Oh, I have your attention now?” he asks. His tone sounds casual, almost friendly.
HALF LIGHT [Easy: Success] — It’s not either of those things.
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29 Jul 2025
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"The doctors discharge Mac around 8:30, after a hellish 18 hours of hospitalization. He’s prescribed two EpiPens for the nut allergies, along with extra strength Benadryl and an inhaler for the leftover side effects of anaphylaxis. Dennis elects himself in charge of the EpiPens, which Mac is okay with in his exhausted state. There’s no way he can trust Mac to hold onto something so vital, so crucial to his safety. Mac never worries about himself; he’s always more concerned with Dennis. That’s not gonna fly here. No, Dennis will oversee the EpiPens, just like how Mac oversees Dennis’ eating schedule."
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19 Apr 2025
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Characterization! (Leave a nice comment for true author)