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    The leather of his backseat stuck to your heated skin. The summer heat was particularly bad this month, He was all over you, anyways; taking you in like a cold cherry cola. Your hands in his melted chocolate locks, his lips on your neck; you knew there was nowhere you would rather be.

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    A Collection of dirty, dirty fantasies with characters from Black Veil Brides and the Relentless from the movie American Satan. Things are bound to get a whole lot more kinky in the next couple chapters ;)
    Enjoy

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    After wasting his first semester of college being wasted, Lance decides to buckle down and hit the books and act like a goddamn adult. Join Lance on this strange hot mess of a self-discovery adventure of love, hate, and most importantly: growing the fuck up!

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    14/?
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    10
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    Ashton is quite miserable, so when his friends take him on vacation to cure him of his sorrows, the universe sends him a star made of innocence that is meant to be ruined.

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    10/10
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    (Fan Comic Adaptation)

    Tadashi comes home drunk one night and takes advantage of Hiro's not so secret feelings for him

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    6/6
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    It is the year 2409. The Federation has been at war with the Klingon Empire for four years. Admiral Yan Dooku is commanding officer of Starbase 24, one of the closest starbases to the neutral zone between Federation and Klingon Empire space, essential to the war effort.

    But the biggest war he is fighting is with his own heart - the return of his old lover, assigned as his new chief medical officer.

    (Star Wars/Star Trek fusion AU.)

    UPDATE March 2019: Not abandoned, just working on multiple things at once, please bear with more sporadic updates.

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    Chapters:
    25/32
    Comments:
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    “See something you like?” the blond asked, and Zabuza’s eyes snapped forward. “What, shy?”

    “Not for a smart-ass like you,” Zabuza said. He tossed his head back and looked to the sky, pointedly ignoring the snicker sent his way. Wasn’t worth the effort to argue. He could have the cigarette and leave, Zabuza didn’t give a shit.

    “Mmm,” the other man moaned, all but draping himself over the railing as he crushed the butt out on the wall. “I think you did see something you liked, and I think you should just give in and let me suck your cock.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    18
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    161
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    "Majima looked down at Nishiki and couldn't help but empathize with him. Kiryu had been in jail for only a month and Nishiki was mess. The extreme sadness Majima felt when he realized he was being separated from Saejima was almost unbearable, but Majima knew that he could stand on his own two feet without him. He knew one day he would see him again and that alone gave him strength. Majima had to do what he could till that day came, adapting to survive was what Majima did best. He wasn't so sure about Nishiki though."

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    In Which I write drabbles and short stories that might become full fledged stories and oneshots later, but I'm just writing to get through some rl stuff.

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    6,182
    Chapters:
    24/?
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    4
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    2837
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    Collection of Kpop one-shots....

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    38/100
    Comments:
    14
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    97
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    6528
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    That only lasted about two minutes before Bucky, who had been just been quietly giggling to himself since he got dropped into the car, demanded quite loudly, “Steve, stop the car. Right now.”

    Steve, thinking Bucky is going to be sick, goes into Protector Mode and glances over at Bucky worriedly. “Why? What’s wrong, Buck?”

    Bucky shakes his head a little, smacking his lips and running his tongue over them slowly. “I’m so damn thirsty.”

    Steve rolls his eyes and focuses back on the road. “You already had too much to drink, babe.”

    “Not enough, handsome,” Bucky says, voice low and seductive, and Steve chances another look over at him because his change in tone confused him, but then Bucky’s taking off his seat belt and is leaning over the center console, hands immediately working on Steve’s pants…

    (based off a Tumblr post by lethal-desires)

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    1/1
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    110
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    9
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    The main part Hoseok hates about his job is having to fire other employees. Somehow, he manages to hate it even more when he is given the task of firing Min Yoongi: the guy he'd recently had an awkward sexual encounter with.

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    1/1
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    21
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1953
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    Getting a couple of drinks with your friends isn't a bad thing. Especially if it's after almost a year you last saw them but if Hongjoong knew it would lead to this, he would have never gotten drunk in the first place.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    58
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    snippets and abandoned things i didn't feel like posting on their own

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    7,715
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1095
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    They're not… dating, or boyfriends, or in love, or any of these things. Ryan's pretty sure on that front.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    3837
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    He couldn't quite decide if he liked drunk Tama or not.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    137
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    "Well, this is a surprise!" Freddie said cheerfully, "How do you two know each other?"

    Brian tensed, but his voice remained calm, "We met last night at a pub, actually."

    "Yeah," Roger said nonchalantly, as he picked at the loose string on his jacket, "Had a nice chat, and then we gave each other blowies in the men's loo."

    or,

    The one where Roger has to join a band after loosing a bet, and ends up falling for their guitarist.

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    1/30
    Comments:
    4
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    65
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    14
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    791
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    Iwaizumi had told Kyoutani to watch out for Oikawa's men, only to get more then he bargained for when he learns that the pretty boy he danced with at the club is third-in-command of Oikawa's group of mobsters. But instead of killing each other, like they're supposed to, they ended up in bed together. Because apparently even knowing he was fraternizing with the enemy wasn't enough for Kyoutani to keep his hands to himself. It didn't help that Yahaba only seemed to be encouraging it.

    {A oneshot that has now turned into a collection of oneshots}

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    Words:
    10,004
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    412
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    A drunk Sansa Stark is decided to fuck her uncle by marriage, Petyr, and he is not complaining.

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    2,084
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    2187
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    The story of how university students Jimin and Taehyung go through school, romance, and all the troubles that come with living together.

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    12,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    319

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