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    Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.

    What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.

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    Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.

    UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “H-Hey!” Lance hoists up his rifle. “Look, I know you guys are all about mystery, but if you’re going to drag me around I need a name. Coran makes us write these reports, and—anyway, what do I call you?”

    The fighter doesn’t break his sprint.

    Lance pops an approaching climber off the side of the building with a blast to the stomach. He doesn’t watch them go careening down. “You’re kind of small for a Blade, so maybe Tiny? Shortstack? Shrimpman? Do you guys have, like, school ID numbers?”

    No response except the squelch of a sword sinking into flesh and being pulled back out. They’re almost at the top of the stairs. “You’re also real quiet. Maybe…Mr. Sneaky? Ninja? Samura— ah, um. Rogue?”

    The Blade stutters to a stop, masked eyes flashing over Lance for only a second. It could have been anything, but so far he’s had nothing, so Lance grasps it with both hands. “Rogue! Awesome. So, I’ll ask again, where in Altea’s name are we going?”

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Keith Kogane is a hot-headed, socially-inept photography student with a Xanax addiction, a love of Rice Krispies, and a debt to repay.

    Lance McClain is a struggling painting student with too many feelings, a love of cheap wine, and a past fit for a soap opera.

    When something like chance brings them together, both boys come to realize that they way they're living doesn't have to be permanent, and that change, while often wonderful, is rarely easy.

    **The Smutty Klance Art School AU that no one asked for**

    warnings for graphic depictions of violence, addiction, sex, and snark

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    20 Apr 2026

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    In which Will wins a years supply of lollipops - well... 52 boxes to be exact. And from the moment they are delivered to his and Mike's apartment, things start to.... Suck... for Mike.

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    Will Byers has a fixation with putting things in his mouth and almost drives Mike completely insane in the process.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    After a heated moment with Will sparks a gay awakening in Mike, he does the usual Wheeler thing and runs. Will leaves for college without them speaking, and slowly they drift apart.

    Two years later Will returns to Hawkins for the summer to run an Art Workshop. Finding out Mike is openly gay but hadn't told him, and is slowly morphing into someone who looks a lot like Ted Wheeler.

    Somehow Mike convinces Will to give him a gay makeover and help him come to terms with the intricacies of his lifestyle.

    All while they both pretend to not be in love with each other. Sounds uncomplicated, right?

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    Will gives Mike a 'She's all that' style experience to help him learn how to be gay.
    This will most certainly contain a lot of Mike Wheeler exploring....

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    05 Apr 2026