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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    Shane grew desperate and decided to fly with a buttplug in. The TSA agent is very happy about that.

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    29 May 2026

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    “So. That’s it? Those are the rules?” Hayden asked. “Don’t go through your texts or photos, keep up with your workouts and diet, and listen to everything Yuna says, without question.”

    Shane seemed to be thinking about it, pausing a second. All of a sudden, he looked up at Hayden, again with that intense anxiety face.

    “And most importantly, do not talk to Ilya Rozanov. Ever. No matter what.” Shane said, “Avoid him. Don’t even look at him. OK?”

    Hayden nodded, and resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Like he even needed to be told that. Besides, Shane had been avoiding Ilya Rozanov for his entire career. How hard could it be?

    OR a well-meaning witch bodyswaps Shane and Hayden (to teach them about the power of friendship) the day before the 2017 All Stars Game.

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    27 May 2026

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    Once they are back and settled in their hotel room, Shane on his phone, texting, it suddenly occurs to Hayden that they are in Boston, and what that means.

    “You can not fuck Lily in my body, bro.”

    Shane turns to him slowly, entirely unimpressed before his eyes glaze for a second and he snorts.

    “I’m serious, you can’t. It may not be me in there, but that body–” he gestures to Shane, to his own body “–it’s married, okay?”

    Shane keeps blinking at him. It’s funny how despite it being his own face, Shane’s deadpan expression shines through. “How the fuck would I explain this?”

    The body swap au nobody asked for with a twist.

    What happens when Shane and Hayden swap bodies while in Boston?

    Why does Rozanov seem to sense something is off immediately?—Why is Pike so comfortable maneuvering his way through Ilya's house?—Why the fuck is this happening to Shane?

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    27 May 2026

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    "Shane, do you have any comment on allegations that your on-ice performance declined after you started your affair with Rozanov? Have you seen the blogger who has been re-analyzing your stats and making that case?"

    Shane wrinkled his brow. "Don't call it an affair," he said, reflexively. "That makes it sound like we were cheating. And no, no comment."

    "I will comment," Ilya said. "It is ridiculous."

    "I'm sorry," Shane said, his brain just now catching up to the second half of the question. He really hated the word "affair." It had distracted him. Too much, apparently. "Did you say something about my stats?"

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    Or: Shane had no intention of giving the press any information about when he and Ilya started hooking up. Ever. It was so thoroughly nobody's business.

    But what was he supposed to do, just let people be wrong about his stats?

    (Set post-Long Game, with vague Long Game spoilers.)

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    27 May 2026

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    How social media reacts to Shane and Ilya’s attempts at a soft launch a.k.a. @realhollanov being the only one to pick up what they’re putting down and going insane because of it.

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    5 times Shane and Ilya soft launched and the one time they hard launched (and the internet’s reactions)

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    26 May 2026

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    Shane and Ilya just want to tell the world about their relationship, on their own terms. If only anyone would actually believe them.

    Or: the closet is reinforced steel, apparently.

    "I think we tried too hard," Ilya says from the opposite end of the couch, probably scrolling through the same articles as Shane. "Was easier to keep secret than we thought. I could have kissed you on center ice, and everyone would say aww, I love their…what is word again?"

    "Bromance?"

    "Yes. That."

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    25 May 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 3

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    When a late-night panic call brings Asa to Anthony’s doorstep, the comfort between them awakens something older, stranger, and deeply familiar.

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    24 May 2026

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    “Okay,” Farah began, “We can announce your relationship in two ways. We can hard launch it, like ripping off a bandaid. Or we…soft launch. Slowly. Very slowly. Give people time to wrap their heads around the idea, so that by the time you guys announce your relationship, most people will be expecting it.”

    Later that week, Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 posted: Great game tonight @realrozanov but don’t get your hopes up when Montreal’s in town.

    Thirty seconds later, Milly @shaydenforever replied: i’m screaming not my baby shane’s first post in a year being a chirp keep the PR friendship alive

    Thuy @hollanderposting: I just know his momager yuna (affectionate) put a gun to his head and said “if you really cared about your charity getting donations you’d be more active on social media” and you know what. God bless. 🙏

    Or, a social media fic in a world where Shane and Ilya didn't get outed and instead decided to soft launch their relationship

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    24 May 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 7

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    Ilya loves Halloween... Shane loves Ilya. Shane takes a trip down memory lane as he decorates their home for the Spooky Season.

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    21 May 2026

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    "Sorry. Just realized something just now.," Ilya laughs.

    "What?"

    "Loons," Ilya says and laughs again.

    "Loons?" Yuna repeats confused.

    "When I went to the cottage last summer Shane made fun of me because I never heard the loon call before. I was so scared. I called it stupid canadian wolf bird," Yuna lets out a little laugh, Ilya continues - "I just realized that these ducks on my baby blanket, they look like..."

    "Loons," Yuna finishes with smile tugging on her lips.

    "Yes. Loons. Shane will make fun of me," Ilya groans but not maliciously. He takes the blanket out of Yuna's hands and brings it to his face, trying to see if it still smells like home, like his mom. But the smell was gone and his heart lurches.
    (...)
    "Tell me the stories. All of them."

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    Or: Ilya has the flu when he recieves a package from Svetlana containing his childhood memorabilia from Russia. Mother son duo Ilya Rozanov and Yuna Hollander strikes again ❤️

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    19 May 2026

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    5 times Ilya Rozanov told his Boston Teammates that he was hooking up with Shane Hollander and they didn't believe him, and 1 time they finally do.

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    19 May 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 90

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    Ilya knows that people hit on Shane. It’s just a fundamental fact of life. The sky is blue, Ilya is very good at hockey, Shane is the most beautiful man in the world.

    Or: There’s a guy at the bar talking to Shane, and Ilya crashes out hard.

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    19 May 2026

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    “Shane, what is wrong?” Ilya continued after a few more moments. “Please tell me.”

    “I….” Shane hiccuped. “I…just…really…fucking…. missed…you.”

    He felt Ilya's body shake with laughter then and Shane’s face scrunched up indignantly.

    “Don’t…laugh…at…me.” He cried through each word. He knew he sounded crazy, but he also didn’t really have a lot of control over it at the moment— his hormones were just too wild for him to handle right now.

    “Oh sweetheart.” Ilya eased him back so they could look at each other, and if Shane had been in a right state of mind, he might have thought to wipe away the tears and snot. But he didn’t, instead snivelling all pathetically in his husband's arms. “I missed you so much too.”

     

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    Ilya has been on the road with the team for far longer than Shane, who is almost 9 months pregnant, is able to stand. So he does something about it.

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    17 May 2026

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    Shane and Ilya aren't outed, but they're still planning to get married in July and now have to tell the people they care about that they're together and getting married.

    Ilya told Marleau and Troy face to face, and made a funny joke about just showing up to camp and acting like everyone had always known, because just telling his best friends had given him so much anxiety he'd nearly been sick.

    Except Shane hadn't thought it was a funny joke. Shane thought it was a GREAT plan. It probably needed a dry run at the Kingfisher first.

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    17 May 2026

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    Even after many years together (and only a month before the wedding) Rozanov can still surprise Hollander,
    or when Shane finds out that Ilya has a PhD.

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    17 May 2026

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    "I think we should start gaslighting everyone.” Shane looks at Ilya to see his reaction.

    “I don’t understand.”

    “No statements, no plans, of course we’re still doing the charity, but let’s just act like we already came out to everyone.”

    Ilya smirks. “Gaslight them?” Shane nods.

     

    or Shane comes up with the idea of gaslighting everyone into thinking they already came out. Ilya and Shane proceed to go out to lunch, and go on first dates slowly gaslighting their friends and the world.

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    16 May 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 41

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    “You wanna know what's wrong Ilya?” He sounds mad, this isn’t good.
    “Yes that is what I—”
    “I posted a fucking nude to my public Instagram account, that's whats wrong!”

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    “Ilya, why would I be mad at you?” Shane is genuinely confused, Ilya just helped him not have a panic attack. Ilya just vaguely gestures to his neck, looking guilty. “Ilya.”
    “Is nothing, just a few marks on your neck… and everywhere else.”
    Shane can feel the heat rise in his face and looks down at his torso, low and behold, he’s completely covered in hickeys.
    “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

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    Shane posts a nude to Instagram whilst drunk, chaos ensues.

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    14 May 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 3

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    "Hello, Finney." The sound of that voice alone is enough to make his skin crawl. Straight out of his nightmares too, except... This isn't how they normally go. This is new.

    A raspy giggle in the dark, a note of wonder, "I know."

    How is he doing this?

    "Oh no, no, no, I'm just along for the ride. This is all you, kid."

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    12 May 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 4

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    The whispering had started again, the Grabber’s voice reverberating in his ears, as Finn, unable to deal with both the phone ringing and his voice, cupped his hands over his headphones, trying to push them deeper and deeper until the loud music was the only thing he heard, curled in a little ball. It didn’t help. He could still hear him, feel phantom touches on his skin, his breath caressing Finn’s cheek.

    “I will never make you do anything that you won’t… like.”

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    12 May 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 7

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    Finney Blake is eighteen when he realizes this is a forever thing. It doesn’t come gently. Doesn’t really settle in like something small he could learn to live with. Nothing ever does with him. It hits him all at once when he’s on his knees on the bathroom floor with a burning throat and cheeks as pale as porcelain.

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    12 May 2026

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