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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    Shane grew desperate and decided to fly with a buttplug in. The TSA agent is very happy about that.

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    29 May 2026

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    “So. That’s it? Those are the rules?” Hayden asked. “Don’t go through your texts or photos, keep up with your workouts and diet, and listen to everything Yuna says, without question.”

    Shane seemed to be thinking about it, pausing a second. All of a sudden, he looked up at Hayden, again with that intense anxiety face.

    “And most importantly, do not talk to Ilya Rozanov. Ever. No matter what.” Shane said, “Avoid him. Don’t even look at him. OK?”

    Hayden nodded, and resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Like he even needed to be told that. Besides, Shane had been avoiding Ilya Rozanov for his entire career. How hard could it be?

    OR a well-meaning witch bodyswaps Shane and Hayden (to teach them about the power of friendship) the day before the 2017 All Stars Game.

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    27 May 2026

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    Once they are back and settled in their hotel room, Shane on his phone, texting, it suddenly occurs to Hayden that they are in Boston, and what that means.

    “You can not fuck Lily in my body, bro.”

    Shane turns to him slowly, entirely unimpressed before his eyes glaze for a second and he snorts.

    “I’m serious, you can’t. It may not be me in there, but that body–” he gestures to Shane, to his own body “–it’s married, okay?”

    Shane keeps blinking at him. It’s funny how despite it being his own face, Shane’s deadpan expression shines through. “How the fuck would I explain this?”

    The body swap au nobody asked for with a twist.

    What happens when Shane and Hayden swap bodies while in Boston?

    Why does Rozanov seem to sense something is off immediately?—Why is Pike so comfortable maneuvering his way through Ilya's house?—Why the fuck is this happening to Shane?

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    27 May 2026

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    "Shane, do you have any comment on allegations that your on-ice performance declined after you started your affair with Rozanov? Have you seen the blogger who has been re-analyzing your stats and making that case?"

    Shane wrinkled his brow. "Don't call it an affair," he said, reflexively. "That makes it sound like we were cheating. And no, no comment."

    "I will comment," Ilya said. "It is ridiculous."

    "I'm sorry," Shane said, his brain just now catching up to the second half of the question. He really hated the word "affair." It had distracted him. Too much, apparently. "Did you say something about my stats?"

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    Or: Shane had no intention of giving the press any information about when he and Ilya started hooking up. Ever. It was so thoroughly nobody's business.

    But what was he supposed to do, just let people be wrong about his stats?

    (Set post-Long Game, with vague Long Game spoilers.)

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    27 May 2026

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    How social media reacts to Shane and Ilya’s attempts at a soft launch a.k.a. @realhollanov being the only one to pick up what they’re putting down and going insane because of it.

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    5 times Shane and Ilya soft launched and the one time they hard launched (and the internet’s reactions)

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    26 May 2026