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“You have no right to insert yourself in my life the way you did.”
“True.” He moved even closer, and Hermione’s pulse raced.
“You have no right to presume I’d want to be friends with you—”
“I don’t want to be your friend.” He stood to his full height, just a breath away. “I never have. Not back at Hogwarts, or when I first started at the Ministry. And certainly not now.”
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Of all of life's endless possibilities, of course Hermione Granger would get stuck with one that dragged her into Draco Malfoy's office every morning.- Language:
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31 May 2026
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When Hermione opened the door, she was shocked to find Draco Malfoy standing on her doorstep, holding the takeout she'd ordered. "Finally! A service that delivers a poncy prat and dinner right to your door," she rolled her eyes.
Draco frowned. "I was not delivered with whatever sad excuse for food this nonsense is. I just picked it up when I saw it on your stoop."
"Yes, Malfoy, I'm aware. It was a joke. You know that thing normal humans do along with smiling, laughing, feeling emotions?"
His frown deepened. "So you are upset with me then?"
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19 May 2026
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Hermione loses a bet to Pansy and has to send racy texts to a phone number of Pansy’s choosing.
OR: Pansy is sick of Draco and Hermione pining for each other and does something about it.
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18 May 2026
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Hermione gestured at the parchments, her voice exasperated. "'She could barely fit both of her hands around it'? Really? Utterly impractical! No sensible witch wants a cock of that size. And look at this one - apparently, you have a serpent-like appendage that can coil around me like a python. What do they think a regular penis looks like?”
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31 Mar 2026
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Hermione was prepared to spend her birthday alone and miserable. Until, an unexpected invitation from a colleague turned her night around.
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30 Mar 2026