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    Six months ago, Steve set out on a final mission to return the infinity stones to their proper timelines, and returned a minute later having lived out a life of peace and contentment with Peggy Carter in the past. He died in his sleep a few days later, surrounded by his friends. Or so Bucky assumes. He wouldn't know, he'd been busy being locked up on the Raft while the government decided whether or not to pardon him for the whole Winter Soldier thing.

    What with the court-mandated therapy and the constant surveillance by alphabet agencies and the crushing weight of his past, he's not sure if giving him a chance at "normal life" is more cruel than the alternative. But he's doing fine. Great, actually, so don't ask. He didn't have a nightmare. Especially not that strangely disturbing one about Steve...

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    AKA I wanted to write the reverse time-heist and I'm still salty about Endgame. This is the result.

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    A whole world of magic and superstition is hidden within our own, and all these legends and myths have their own hierarchy, their own rules, and their own way of doing things.

    The Muses follow the sun. The Guardians follow the moon. Things have been this way for centuries, and their alliance is more important than ever.

    But what happens when someone challenges Apollo and the Man in the Moon?

    In a mad attempt to clean up a mess they created protecting their own, the Guardians and Muses try to sway the opinions of other mythical beings in their favor. However, it seems that someone else has beaten them to the punch. With potential danger looming, they must scramble to figure out what to do.

    Apollo, ever arrogant, will not step down without a fight, and he has something that Jack Frost wants. Can he sway the boy, anxious and haunted by past memories, to do his bidding?

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    Lillian “Lily” Carter, you’re average gymnast teacher meets an unsatisfying end to her short life by the means of an oblivious truck driver. The irony of the trope is not lost on her. Aware that all humans are reincarnated into some form of fiction or literature, she is appalled to find herself being swept away into one of the most hellish stories she could think of. She however isn't given much time to acclimate as she is found without a citizenship and promptly tossed underground in the year 841.

    Her story however starts in the year 846. 5 years after her untimely death and ultimate arrival here on the wonderful island of Paradis, with the help of an Innkeeper with secrets, she finds her own found family and a decent paying job as a dutiful Courier of the underground. She has quickly garnered a reputation for being skilled and efficient; however the ever present leering gaze of the greedy underground District leaders and her own itching ambition to change the story for the better may cause her unseen encounters as her actions do in-fact have consequences.

    After all; a second chance is still a second chance.

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    Bakugou Katsuki sapeva di avere innumerevoli qualità e di primeggiare in ognuna di queste. Specialmente, Katsuki era un attento osservatore. Notava particolari nelle parole e nei comportamenti delle persone che gli permettevano di leggere qualcuno nel lasso di tempo che il suo pugno impiegava per schiantarsi sulla loro faccia.

    Aka: 3 volte in cui Bakugou nota qualcosa prima degli altri e 1 in cui è qualcun altro ad aprirgli gli occhi.

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    Bucky has a sucky life. He works two jobs, hardly makes enough money to pay his bills and one of his bosses is a giant dick. Then Bucky runs into someone, literally, and from then on, life changes. In every way.

    To sum some of it up; an ass-kicking, a new friend, a new job and a new, very complicated problem.

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    After escaping All For One and the vault, Izuku has spent five years trying to outrun the people who would see him locked away for being quirkless...both from the government and his villainous father.

    However, everything changes when Izuku catches the attention of the Number One Hero and All Might's secretary, 'Toshinori Yagi.'

    Will he become the first quirkless hero, as he's always dreamed? Or will he spend his life locked away as a voiceless, quirkless pet? Either way, Izuku will not go down without a fight.

    *Updates every other Friday

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    For Alexander Prince, life has been one long series of him trying to make his own place in the world. He knows how unforgiving it is, and the last thing he'll ever do is let this thing called reality break him. He'll survive, as he's always done: Alone.

    But after being confronted by a vicious monster in disguise as someone he thought he knew, Alexander is forced to reconcile that his version of "reality" is all one big lie. Ancient gods with bad attitudes still exist. Anyone he sees could be some horrible nightmare out to kill him. And most frighteningly of all, a bunch of people want to be his friend now.

    Apparently, he's a demigod, they say. A product of a relationship between an Olympian and a mortal. He's never met either one of his parents, so he can't exactly disprove that notion, but as he tries to adjust to this new life, one of those answers becomes clear. And it puts his life in mortal danger.

    Alexander should not, by any rhyme or reason, exist. And unless he can figure out why this impossibility came to pass, he won't be alive for very much longer.

    (Expect a monthly update until my other PJO work, The Other Heroes, concludes. Once it does, I'll fully devote my time to this story.)

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    As an Unspeakable, Hermione has been tasked with a very complicated case. All the Marked Death Eaters in Azkaban are falling ill - Draco Malfoy and Theo Nott the worst among them. She has to find out why and cure them.

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    Remus Lupin is starting his second year at Hogwarts (it's a miracle he's gotten this far, frankly). This year is likely to be even more eventful, what with:

    a) an annoying new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor,
    b) Shakespeare classes,
    c) meditation sessions,
    d) a familiar new neighbor, and
    e) the fact that his friends are drawing closer and closer to the truth with every passing day...

    Canon-compliant; updates on Sundays and Thursdays (probably evening EST!)

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    [Part two of the series "Silverwitch's Timeline". Part one is "Oh, Little Maximoff".]

    All Bucky remembered about Kenya Maximoff, was the mature yet young girl who gave him more life lessons than anyone he met throughout his extended period of life. Before even realizing about his romantic feelings about her, Thanos snapped his fingers. Five years later, he comes back to an older Kenya who had to learn how to live in a world without the people she loved. Being the woman he admired so much, she created a whole foundation from the scars of her pain. Bucky's not sure if he has a place in there, so he decides to avoid her instead.

    Retirement in New York is nothing compared to what it looked like in Wakanda. Nevertheless, his agenda is busy thanks to mandatory therapy, Sam, Steve's shield being given to another dude, and an anarchist group threatening to burn everything down. If there's anything he can do well, is to not give up without a fight. But, how can he move on when all these things from the past keep chasing him? How can he concentrate on the mission when Kenya's nose was all over the place, making him all blushy and nervous? Will their relationship finally bloom as it was supposed to five years ago?

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    A collection of Jason Todd Centric One-shots. As well as brotherly One-shots between Jason and Dick.

    Feel free to request or send any ideas

    (Does contain whump and hurt/comfort at times. Later One-Shots may deal with triggering topics)

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    “Don’t give me that,” Diego snaps. “Klaus is acting like someone kicked his puppy, Luther looks like a kicked puppy, Allison practically has steam coming out of her ears, and you are right in the middle of it. So I’m gonna ask you again, old man: what the hell is your problem?”

    Or: the Ace Five fic.

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    Luz has always been an outsider, so when Eda offers to get her into a good school it seems like a great opportunity. Eda forgot to mention that it was a magic school. Luz catches on quickly and hijinks ensues.

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    100/?
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    Set after the events of MyTale. The multiverse holds limitless possibilities, and multiple chances to do things over. Maybe struggling to do things right will build the path toward redemption? Or at least give some closure to a guilty and troubled mind.
    Multiple fourth-wall breaks. Self-insert as Frisk. Some suggestive stuff here and there, but no romance that's out of canon. Can be read as a stand-alone if you don't mind spoilers.

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    Death’s only goal is to retire from his duties. Unluckily for him, he’s Death and ends up becoming a suicidal man’s companion.

    OR

    Jungkook keeps Taehyung on a tight leash, literally.

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    Severus Snape and Petronella Blishwick, not only found an unexpected love in each other, but an even more unexpected desire to care for the boy-who-lived; Harry Potter.

    The odd little family have evolved a tenuous trust, overcome challenges, and faced enemies together. Now Severus and Petronella plan to adopt Harry and build a home together, but they will face opposition and challenges both internal and external.

    Petra's elemental powers are growing. Severus is learning about his family history. Harry is on the brink of having what he always wanted - a family.

    Sirius Black, in the meantime, has been fighting his own demons, praying for escape, and has only two desires in this world: save Harry Potter, and take revenge on his enemies.

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    “Good morning,” Dream started, squeezing George’s hip slightly. He pressed a gentle kiss into deep brown hair and he felt his bones turn to jelly.

    “Thanks for waking me up.” He spoke sarcastically, shifting so he was a bit more comfortable.

    Dream wasn’t sure how to respond, “I didn’t wake you up.” He cocked an eyebrow, confused by his boyfriend’s statement.

    “Yes you did, I could feel your love buzz from my sleep. It woke me up.”

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    Behind the scenes look at Superheroes, where I break down every chapter and give you insights, anecdotes, and more on chapter snippets.

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    12/?
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    “ Merlin I’m not sure how you fell in love with him” Regulus snorted watching Sirius curse at his computer blasphemous because it wouldn’t turn on and aggressively plug it in over and over unaware that the plug to the outlet wasn’t plugged.

    “ I must have fallen in love with the wrong brother’ he said sarcastically as a joke as for the first time Regulus joined in laughing alongside him.

    “ The wrong brother indeed, I can attest my cocks much larger” Regulus snorted back sounding just like a younger brother.
    “ How someone like you fell in love with James and has a chance with him makes my mind hurt,” he said waiting for a snotty response.

    “I bet many things make your mind hurt Remus” Regulus said as he got the response he was waiting for. he took a treacherous breath as he tried to imagine this working out seamlessly. And by the end of the ten minutes he thought about it he realized that was impossible.

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    Hajime thanks Hope's Peak Academy for taking his genius twin away.

    Izuru finds ways to get responsible twin to visit him.

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    40/50
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