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    The mission is simple: Infiltrate the most famous hero academy in all of Japan as undercover security, at least until All for One is brought down for good. There are a few steps missing in this plan, Kei knows, but that's not her concern. No, she has a different problem to juggle on top of cultural context, keeping under the radar, and a universe full of superpowers: the entire high school experience.

    After all, "simple" and "easy" are not the same thing.

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    And then he found the postcard sitting at the bottom of the pile.

    Clint had taken to sending them two years ago, after the Hydra Incident, a sign that he was still alive while on long-term missions. He never scribbled anything more than their address, but something about this card made Steve uneasy.

    This one bore a weeping angel, her patina blackened by weathering to look like tears, her sword held before her. She looked far more horrific than melancholy.

    “Oh.”

    Before Steve could say anything else or look for a message, Natasha snatched the card away, face pale as she turned it over in her hands. Her voice shook, too quiet. “No, no, no. What the fuck are you doing, Barton? Why did you send this here?”

    Bucky leaned over the counter, his brow furrowed. “Natalia, what is it?”

    “A goodbye,” Natasha said, deflating. Steve had seen Nat in many facets: ram-rod straight determination, relaxed and laughing, casually defiant, but this . . .this was the first he’d seen her scared. “That card, that image, isn’t a token. It’s a cry for help. To save him because he can’t save himself.”

    “A Hail Mary,” Bucky added, and Natasha nodded.

     

    Part II of The Only Truth We Know

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    Eric is tasked with training the lone, female initiate from Amity. Will she survive his brutal regiment? Or will she wind up factionless? This is retelling of The Training from Eric's POV.

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    Its a terrifyingly gloomy morning when Lee Donghyuck awakes with a searing pain in his abdomen.

     

    He's on fire. Everything's on fire.

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    Inspired by SAINW (tmnt 2003) episode. This will be au story of old Raphael and old Leo, who lives in a mansion with Alfred (my oc). Tho know that this story will not be dark one like the original episode is.

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    Dream demons were always a nuisance. One, Vladimir was all too accustomed to dealing with in his line of work. The aching blackness? The hollow eyes? And worse still? A certain young half-ghost is now trapped in the illusion. One truth becomes evident: Dreams can be bittersweet, but reality is where the true nightmares lie.

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    "Through blood I will fight for you. I will sacrificed my mind, body and soul."

    "Through chaos I will protect you. I will lay down my life and serve at your hand."

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    On your adventures, you decided to live among the Rito for a while to learn how to use a bow. Although what happens when your sarcastic ass meets a narcissistic egomaniac? You guessed it, the most awkward romance happens. Pre-Calamity, and no, I don't plan on there being a happy ending. If you've played BotW you know how this ends for Revali. This was supposed to be mainly porn, but then it took a life of its own. But its still mainly porn don't worry.
    *Edit: Grammar kinda fixed

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    "Sure, Dazai. I didn't die, and you didn't die, because you totally got to me in time because you're alive, and we're totally having this conversation on earth."

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    One super nerd, the entirety of the Avengers and then some. And she has to live it out being known as "Tony Stark's kid" ....great.

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    While I get stuck when writing "Make it Rain," I will write little scenarios that happen to come to mind at around three A.M. I have my favorite characters, but I'll make sure to try to get everyone to test the waters and my writing skill, (Can't get better if I always do what is comfortable, right?)

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    [Y/n] [L/n] had always been told that her quirk was nothing special. That if she wanted to attend U.A. so badly, she would have a better chance of being a support student than a heroics student. She imagined proving everyone wrong would be satisfying; would give her some sense of confidence. But instead, it put her directly under the spotlight of her fellow classmates, pro heroes, and a lot of villains. With a quirk like hers, and a price on her head, is she more help or hurt to the one's she cares about?

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    "You did this! You killed and buried all those people and I am going to prove it. I am going to tear down everything you've built, I'm going to leave your children fatherless and that slut wife of yours working on street corners. And do you know why I'm going to take everything from you? Not because it's my job to uphold the law, not because you're a killer, but because you think you can win anything. This is one game you can't win. I am going to destroy you, Petyr Baelish."

    Petyr leaned forwards in his leather chair, a smirk on his lips. "Well, don't make too much noise about it."

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    Aellyce Lavellan was sent to the Conclave to see what would become of the mage and templar war. What she didn't expect was for a strange mark on her hand, an Archdemon seeking her death and leading the Inquisition as it attempts to deal with the mess from the Breach. Nor did she expect feelings for the dashing Commander to grow.

    A walkthrough of the main missions/Cullen romance with some additional scenes - goes through DA:I, tresspasser and beyond cos I'm weak.

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    Katherine Morgan moves from Atlanta to New York after visiting her former college roommate.

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    Hiccup froze. 

     

    He's never been in a situation like this before. 

     

    Hanging from a tree, blood running down his arms, one eye opened with half a dragon opening a single eye across from him. 

    or, four times Hiccup earns a dragon's trust and one time they earn his

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    Matthew Murdock and Frank Castle have what you would call a strained relationship. However, Matt is determined to make it work. He believes that Frank is a good man- under all that spray-paint and blood, he does his best to help Castle see this even though the Punisher wants nothing to do with him. Over a year, there is slow progress. Matt doesn't have to fight the Alpha for him to listen anymore and only angrily shout his name if he tries to shoot someone. It earns him some harsh words or annoyed grunts but, he's pleased that he could actually do something.

    They are going somewhere.
    Then, they are kidnapped by the Avengers; a group of egotistical 'heros' that can't spare Hell's Kitchen a second glance. Clearly, Matt does not like them, yet that does not stop him from being baited by Nick Fury into becoming a team to take down Kingpin. That proves a challenge as both himself and Frank are far from team players. That becomes the least of his problems as he grows closer than he expected to the Punisher and they have to both face their own devils.

     

    (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)
    Part of the Omegaverse™ series.
    by smexyndjfnf on Wattpad.
    2019
    ©
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    ABO universe (Alpha Beta Omega)

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    When Dean is severely injured on a gig, it's up to Sam figure out how to save him when Skye refuses to leave his side. With time running thin, Sam makes a phone call that may end up saving Dean, but it just might come with repercussions that will change their lives forever.

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    sequel to the gang's all here.

     

    listen, minho's still a cop, chan's still a gang leader but they share one common want, ladies and gentlemen, and that is revenge.

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    Severus Snape is haunted by his past, his present, his future.
    Can this bad man ever be 'good' enough?

    Follow him through his torments, revenges and secret indulgences - the most indecent of these being a certain Gryffindor...

    Set at the end of HBP into DHs and beyond.

    Warning: Dark

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