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    Garnet is humanity's greatest innovation; a fully operational android that holds all of their knowledge with only one flaw in her design; her curiosity. Despite her programming, she is constantly trying to learn more about the life outside of the facility she's confined in, her real purpose, what it’s like to want things, and about the blue-eyed woman that aided in her creation.

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    12/?
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    Take a moment and imagine what would happen if you, just as you are right this second, woke up in a fictional world. It's impossible, it's crazy, and it's exactly what I did. This cannon-ish story is the result...

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    24/?
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    27
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    Draco moves in to Harry's place - that's all you need to know for now.

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    38/?
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    10
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    Tristen "Tris" Ryder has never had it easy, so he doesn't expect things to just go well in Andromeda, despite what his sister and father say. But honestly, who ever expects things to go THIS wrong?

    Habitat 7 was a bust, but their casualties were minimal, thanks to Tris. Alec Ryder is still Pathfinder, secretly training his daughter to take over as Pathfinder should something happen to him... instead of Cora. Tris tries not to let the lies surrounding him bother him, but there's only so much 'fake' a person can take before they long for something real.

    As it is: he's the expendable one, and his sister, Erin, is not.

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    34/?
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    39
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    As a daughter of Apollo and a granddaughter of Mercury who has lived through wars with Titans, Giants, and undead Romans, Cassie is well aware that "normal" must be judged on a curve. Still, the invasion of a Norse god backed by an alien army is taking it a little far, especially since all she really wants from life is to finish medical school. Now the fates, whom she has met personally seem to be determined that she end up involved with the Avengers and it seems like life won't be getting any less weird. The gods must be crazy.

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    6/?
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    1
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    After your mother, the Queen of Draboon, makes a substantial financial contribution to the Resistance in order to aid them in their skirmish against the First Order, they return the favor by letting you, her only daughter and heir to the throne of Draboon, take flight lessons from none other than the esteemed Commander of the Resistance Starfighters Corps, Poe Dameron. But will you be safe with the Resistance, or will you find yourself and your peaceful planet getting dragged into a war that neither of you are ready for?

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    38
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    Three days — three fucking days — was all it had taken for Negan's new pet Russian to escape The Sanctuary, she'd taken food, ammo and Simon was pretty sure several maps they'd marked cashes off on were gone as well. As Negan's second in command it fell to him to inform the bat wielding leader. Simon was royally fucked.

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    Curious to explore more of her emerging Human Sexuality, Kara gets caught up in a rather sticky situation at her local Sex Shop....

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    6/?
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    Jon Snow and Ramsay Bolton are inseparable. Their rebellious reputation is famous through the North, whether being involved in quarrels and fights with older men, or seducing and bedding noble daughters.

    Their fathers Ned Stark and Roose Bolton are at their wits end with them. Perhaps it is time for their sons to settle down and be wed.

    As it happens a powerful House from as far South as South goes, is coming to visit the North.

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    5/?
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    14
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    Realistic domestic Pirate AU with slow burn.

    Crown Prince, Dipper Pines of California, is set to marry Queen Pacifica of Oregon. Prince Dipper and his twin sister Princess Mabel travel to Oregon for the arranged marriage to bring their countries together. It all would've been ok...if Prince Dipper didn't mentally grimace at the idea of being with a woman or if the crown prince wasn't kidnapped before the wedding day by the fiercely known pirate, Captain Bill Cipher.

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    9/15
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    Jason woke up, amnesiac, in a telephone booth--and his day just got worse from there.

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    5
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    Namjoon was a thief. A thief that got caught two in every six times he stole. In conclusion, Namjoon was not a very good thief.
    Thus, he got put in the dungeon a lot. A little too often, all the guards knew his name and some would even start friendly conversations with him. (Namjoon couldn’t tell if that was a good or bad thing). Namjoon didn’t hate the dungeon though, in fact his recent visits have been pleasant.
    Why did Namjoon find being detained in a cell made of stone (which became explicitly freezing during the night time, Joon might add ) pleasant? It was because the cell had a window.
    Now, the window wasn’t special. Not even close to special, it was just a rectangular hole in the wall with bars to prevent Namjoon from sliding through. But the man on the other side of the window who talked to him every time he was on lockdown?
    Now, HE was special.

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    Because everyone needs some Namjin in their life.

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    Slash-fic, M/M. A hopeless romantic wonders if he'll ever have what it takes to end a tedious charade. Tired of the lies and secrets, he writes to his beloved about what they can never have. From there, the rest spirals out of his control. Rated T, just in case.

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    41/?
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    Rey huerfana sobreviviente de la batalla de Jakku y Ben Solo, escritor, ex marine con problemas de alcohol, estrés post traumático y una doble personalidad. Tratan de pelear contra sus propios traumas y demonios internos y un futuro que puede no ser brillante. Drama, sarcasmo y esas situaciones que tanto me gusta relatar, conviven en una historia que nadie pidio. Primer modern AU que escribo en la vida.

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    Español
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    9/?
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    Regarding the future of Mike Teavee, as well as those of the others. Sort of an exploration of where I think their characters will go. Slight Mike/Violet, sort of. Also a bit of maybe stalking, because Mike is good at computers. Mostly based on the 2005 movie. Mostly. There is angst!

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    4/?
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    1
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    For seven Months after the end of the war against the Federation, when the replication of ODIN was fired on them and they fled, the Ghosts had everything under control. No worries, no Federation to deal with. The Ghosts, Merrick, Kick and Keegan, were all fine.
    Well, except Hesh.
    Logan was still missing. His baby brother. The one person in the world he cared about more than anything.
    And he was gone.
    But now, a new problem arises. The Federation is attacking again, and the Ghosts have more problems now than they had before.
    And, at the center of it all, is Rorke.
    With a vendetta against the Walkers.

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    53/?
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    16
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    4
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    Ruby was happy with her spot in the Brotherhood of Steel. She was climbing the ranks, saving the world, and had become particularly close with the leader, Arthur Maxson. Everything was going great... until she was ordered to kill her CO and sponsor, Paladin Danse.

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    2/?
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    Harry, Draco and Ron are Aurors. Draco has saved Ron's life, so everyone, including the Weasley Clan adore him. Harry is jealous.

    I wanted to write something where the angst in a story came from something other than Ron hating gays and hating Draco.

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    22,057
    Chapters:
    6/8
    Comments:
    10
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    7
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    When Raven's outdoorsy brother Rob drags her out camping, all she expects is to avoid talking about her recent breakup while getting tons of insect bites. But things take a turn for the strange when they end up at the fictional city of Lothering, just before the Fifth Blight.

    An average gamer nerd, Raven has never been in a fight in her life, and roughing it means being without Wi-Fi...and yet, with her brother's help, she must find a way to survive in the midst of war. The siblings also have to decide how much of their knowledge to share, unsure whether they might accidentally unravel the world.

    Oh, and they need to figure out how to get home. And...after finding kindred hearts among the turmoil...decide whether they still want to.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    18
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    48
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    11
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    Part of the Voltron Shipping Exchage for Tumblr user Kobirex

    Lance has a surprise for Pidge, as part of a grander plan for something more

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    1/1
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    2
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    7
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    116

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