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    Harry thought it was rather odd how few lies he actually told. You would think a wizard living in the middle of muggle New York would lie his arse off. But he didn’t think he’d once lied while explaining something magical to a muggle. Sure most of the time he came off as a complete and utter prick. It was also hilarious because no one ever believed him. He was a regular Luna Lovegood!

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    5/?
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    In the wake of a sudden and unexpected death of a principal, Robb Stark, the oldest of the Stark children, begins his first year at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where, to his dismay, things don't go quite as he expected. Quickly he learns that balancing out schoolwork, social life and keeping his house allegiance a secret from his family may be a little more difficult than he thought it would be, especially with a group of particularly unpleasant Slytherins on his back, and one that might just be a bit different than the rest of them.

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    This is basically a Winter/Iron AU about a buzzfeed article in which a model is trolled by his sister and her toddler son recreating his photos. Taking place in the range of Iron Man (post accident, Tony returns from Afghanistan and obtains a kid), this is an AU in which Tony is not related to Bucky, he's just a single dad (to Peter) who apparently likes to play dress up with his son instead of go to board meetings. Steve and James are their usual BFFs, and Steve claims all the credit in the world for:
    1. getting Bucky off his couch and out into the world
    a. so he could get his new prosthetic arm
    b. so he could get a job modeling which he actually enjoys
    2. showing Bucky the parody instagram featuring this adorable kid, some expensive clothes, a robot, and sometimes a super hot guy that might be said adorable kid's very single dad.
    In short? Steve's the best friend ever.

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    21/?
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    Eric is tasked with training the lone, female initiate from Amity. Will she survive his brutal regiment? Or will she wind up factionless? This is retelling of The Training from Eric's POV.

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    After getting bored of the academic life at the University of Cambridge, young Celine Cadwallader moves to London trying to find new challenges.
    Meanwhile, international movie star, Sebastian Stan keeps trying to expand his horizons.
    They will cross paths in a way either of them know.

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    6/?
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    Expanded from a one-shot, what if Darcy hadn't always been who she said she was, and had along with her old friends had went to take custody of the Rogue Avengers? Darcy had been firmly on the side of the law and Tony Stark had been following the law (and not being selfish)?

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    23/30
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    He's already got a foundation in being a boss of illegal activities. Of course, life isn't simple, but it's rewarding enough to have "subjects" to rule over.
    He's so used to this bullshit...
    Except when you throw in a mostly absent father into the equation.

    *Please note that this is fictional, and I simply researched about the mafia and yakuza.

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    11/?
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    Being the guard of Camp Crystal Lake could be so nice and easy, but when an intruder shows up and strange things start to happen, it's not even compared to nice and easy anymore. The lake turns against him, dead people appear, the camp keeps them trapped and the guy that showed up drives him crazy!

    ***IMPORTANT***

    This story doesn't sticks with the guys typical behavior, original characteristics etc...If you want to read about your good old silent slashers, you're wrong here. As long as I know the movies and the guys, I always imagined them behaving differently, getting into trouble, going on adventures and such. If you are ok with them acting quiet different, be welcome :)

    ***ALSO IMPORTANT***
    Yes, my english is quiet shitty.
    No, I have no beta reader or anyone who could proofread my mess. I always try my best, but I'm not really familar with english phrasings. Yes, it was teached in school, no, it absolutely wasn't enough to master it. I write this story, becaurse it's fun and a nice little hobby. If your nerves are strong enough to pretend it isn't as poorly as it actually is, be welcome :)

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    7/?
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    After suffering a terrible injury, ex-Auror Alfred Pennyworth leaves Britain for America to work for a former school-friend.

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    15/?
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    8
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    Visiting Junior Editor Universe after one year, during the holiday season…Sanj tries convincing Sarah to write another book. Sarah ponders the impossibilities of her relationship and her identity. Elle gets accidentally knocked up and panics. The Goblin King…is up to his usual devious trickery. Tis the season...

    WARNING: left leaning politics and a ton of social commentary.

    A type of holiday fic that doesn't exist in Laby fandom (so far) and will probably not exist anytime in the future. *Wink*

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    3/3
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    2
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    As Talon falls apart, a slighted Moira O'Deorain leaves the organization and reconnects with the newly-recalled Overwatch as a last resort. Afraid that the events in Venice would jeopardize anyone's trust in her, she submits to the watchful eye of Dr. Angela Ziegler.

    As time goes on, Dr. Ziegler begins to regain her trust in Moira. Moira, on the other hand, begins to develop feelings for Angela, but is beat to her by new recruit, Fareeha Amari. She must decide whether to further pursue Angela and Fareeha, or bury her nose in her work like she has for the last eight years.

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    6,200
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    50
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    7
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    Kylo Ren is Supreme Leader.
    And it straight up sucks.
    Luke is gone. Snoke is gone. The Resistance is practically obsolete. There is no more fighting, no more chasing, no more training. There is politics.
    Which again, straight up suck.
    Then Kylo feels another awakening.
    He finds a girl with a baby and everything changes.

     

    The story of a boy becoming a man, finding a family along the way and figuring it all out. Sort of.

     

    OC centric, changing POV, lots of fluff and snark.

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    36/50
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    Opposites attract; sunny 2D and damaged O.C. find balance in each other. O.C.(Meryn) has the backbone 2D needs, he provides the light she's lost. Their relationship blossoms with time; however will they always compliment each other or will they be too different to last? *All canon information is included, dates and settings are approximate for happenings throughout the Phases.

    (I aim to show the effects of childhood trauma and rape. PTSD varies from person to person based on their experiences; I will depict the violent/angry side that I'm unable to explore in RL. I need help, yes I know. This may trigger people with similar issues. My apologies to those affected. I'm open to vent or discuss.)

    Phase 2: Complete (Chapters 1 - 20)
    Phase 3: In Progress (Chapters 21 - 71)

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    56/101
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    Rey huerfana sobreviviente de la batalla de Jakku y Ben Solo, escritor, ex marine con problemas de alcohol, estrés post traumático y una doble personalidad. Tratan de pelear contra sus propios traumas y demonios internos y un futuro que puede no ser brillante. Drama, sarcasmo y esas situaciones que tanto me gusta relatar, conviven en una historia que nadie pidio. Primer modern AU que escribo en la vida.

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    14/?
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    The Avengers thought the strangest thing that could happen to them was Loki joining their team, however, they were proven wrong when they were confronted by new enhanced in the field, who possessed a very powerful gift.

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    5
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    Parallel to "Captain America: Civil War." Proceeds to spiral off into its own plot. Steve has hidden Bucky with you at your house for a short time, or that was the intent. Now everyone is on the run.

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    4/?
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    Fate brings him to Ekoda.

    Every second counts as Conan works against the clock to find a criminal with an unhealthy love for explosive infernos.

    What he doesn’t count on is the assistance of one Brit and one magician.

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    2/?
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    11
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    Hiccup and Eret are pretty sure they have their open relationship all figured out. They had never accounted for someone like Astrid testing almost every rule they've ever had. Hicret, with eventual Hicretstrid.

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    6
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    When Raven's outdoorsy brother Rob drags her out camping, all she expects is to avoid talking about her recent breakup while getting tons of insect bites. But things take a turn for the strange when they end up at the fictional city of Lothering, just before the Fifth Blight.

    An average gamer nerd, Raven has never been in a fight in her life, and roughing it means being without Wi-Fi...and yet, with her brother's help, she must find a way to survive in the midst of war. The siblings also have to decide how much of their knowledge to share, unsure whether they might accidentally unravel the world.

    Oh, and they need to figure out how to get home. And...after finding kindred hearts among the turmoil...decide whether they still want to.

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    16/?
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    144
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    After obtaining a job working the night shift at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, the Reader realizes that there's no way in hell the generator in the basement will be able to provide electricity all night. They take it upon themselves to fix it up; however, it turns out to be a bit more difficult than anticipated...and they may need a helping hand.

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    English
    Words:
    499
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    6
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    1
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    30

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