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    When Raven's athletic, outdoorsy brother Rob drags her into the wilderness for a weekend camping trip, her only expectations are avoiding discussion of her recent breakup and copious amounts of insect bites. But things abruptly take a turn for the strange when they find themselves strolling up to the fictional city of Lothering, just before the Fifth Blight.

    Having been the very image of the average gamer nerd, Raven has never been in so much as a fist fight in her life, and her idea of roughing it is being without Wi-Fi...and yet, with her brother's help, she must quickly find a way to survive in one of the most dangerous eras in Thedas' history. Harder still, the siblings have to decide how much to disclose of their story, and Raven's knowledge of current and future events, unsure whether they might accidentally unravel the world.

    Oh, and they need to figure out how to get home. If they can. And...after finding kindred hearts among the turmoil...if they still want to.

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    Ruby was happy with her spot in the Brotherhood of Steel. She was climbing the ranks, saving the world, and had become particularly close with the leader, Arthur Maxson. Everything was going great... until she was ordered to kill her CO and sponsor, Paladin Danse.

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    Draco moves in to Harry's place - that's all you need to know for now.

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    Part of the Voltron Shipping Exchage for Tumblr user Kobirex

    Lance has a surprise for Pidge, as part of a grander plan for something more

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    In the wake of a sudden and unexpected death of a principal, Robb Stark, the oldest of the Stark children, begins his first year at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where, to his dismay, things don't go quite as he expected. Quickly he learns that balancing out schoolwork, social life and keeping his house allegiance a secret from his family may be a little more difficult than he thought it would be, especially with a group of particularly unpleasant Slytherins on his back, and one that might just be a bit different than the rest of them.

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    Kylo Ren is Supreme Leader.
    And it straight up sucks.
    Luke is gone. Snoke is gone. The Resistance is practically obsolete. There is no more fighting, no more chasing, no more training. There is politics.
    Which again, straight up suck.
    So, what does Kylo do when he feels a sudden ripple in the force? Another awakening? Of course, he leaves his new position and authority, heaping it all on General Hux to deal with.
    He goes force hunting.
    But what Kylo finds isn’t what he expected and comes with a lot of baggage- literally.

    OC centric, changing POV, lots of fluff and snark.

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    Kim Taehyung spent a month in Seongdong Byeonghwan Psychiatric Hosptial, and has been transferred to the private care of Doctor Park Jimin - a young Psychiatric Therapist who deals primarily with troubled cases. As it goes, Kim Taehyung is the perfect candidate for his care, and he reluctantly attends a session. Of course, things become rapidly interesting when he realises just how fucking gorgeous his therapist is.

    - - -

    OR

    An angsty Psychiatric Doctor Jimin / Patient Taehyung AU that no one asked for

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    Perhaps all it would take is a controlled burn to keep the raging fire of Rachel Amber from burning away everything and everyone she loves. For Chloe Price, anything that could save her is worth a shot, even if it drastically alters everything forever...

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    Namjoon was a thief. A thief that got caught two in every six times he stole. In conclusion, Namjoon was not a very good thief.
    Thus, he got put in the dungeon a lot. A little too often, all the guards knew his name and some would even start friendly conversations with him. (Namjoon couldn’t tell if that was a good or bad thing). Namjoon didn’t hate the dungeon though, in fact his recent visits have been pleasant.
    Why did Namjoon find being detained in a cell made of stone (which became explicitly freezing during the night time, Joon might add ) pleasant? It was because the cell had a window.
    Now, the window wasn’t special. Not even close to special, it was just a rectangular hole in the wall with bars to prevent Namjoon from sliding through. But the man on the other side of the window who talked to him every time he was on lockdown?
    Now, HE was special.

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    Because everyone needs some Namjin in their life.

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    *Kylo finds out Hux is a dhampyre - or a half vampire hybrid, by accident and decides to pursue him (or annoy him) regardless of the consequences. He also stumbles on Techie (not related to Hux) - a late bloomer Force sensitive and decides to take him up as his Apprentice. All three soon form a romantic triad despite their differences. Plenty more plot and lots of Kyluxie NC17 smut to go with it, but if I told you any more it would spoil the fanfic.

    *Story starts off at the beginning of the “Careful, Ren” scene in Episode VII. Will have various elements of later events from Episode VII and Episode VIII, depending on where the story leads. And of course Techie’s background from Dredd. Since I wasn’t sure what to call the triad – there are so few fics out there of them, I decided to call them Kyluxie – so if that isn’t exactly true, then I am very sorry about that!

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    Two people who wanted to make Riverdale worse and funnier at the same time than it already is. Riverdale fans beware. Get ready to get TRIGGERED.

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    After the defeat of the Mountain, Clarke and Lexa need to make their way back to Polis in order to make Skaikru and Maunkru official clans. They, as well as Raven, Anya, and Luna, need to figure out how they work together as partners as well as professionally.

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    The time has finally arrived for Yuri and Otabek, both ecstatic for their chance of happily ever after together.

    “This is a dream. It has to be. Things like this don’t happen to me.”

    “I promise you, it’s not a dream,” Otabek said, opening his eyes and turning his head to look at him, “I can’t say everything is going to be sunshine and bunnies forever, but it’s time for you, Yura.”

    “Look at you being all motivational and shit,” Yuri teased, shouting in annoyance when Otabek pinched him again, “I hope you’re right, though.”

    “One way to find out.”

    “What’s that?” Yuri asked, lifting his head to gaze into Otabek’s eyes.

    “Go to sleep,” he said, “When you wake up and everything is still the same, it’s not a dream.”

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    The Avengers hate black tie and are willing to do literally anything else including getting up on stage in front of the world and lip syncing for their lives. Thus the Avenger Charity show was born, with snapshots of romance, family, friendship sprinkled in.

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    Tristen "Tris" Ryder has never had it easy, so he doesn't expect things to just go well in Andromeda, despite what his sister and father say. But honestly, who ever expects things to go THIS wrong?

    Habitat 7 was a bust, but their casualties were minimal, thanks to Tris. Alec Ryder is still Pathfinder, secretly training his daughter to take over as Pathfinder should something happen to him... instead of Cora. Tris tries not to let the lies surrounding him bother him, but there's only so much 'fake' a person can take before they long for something real.

    As it is: he's the expendable one, and his sister, Erin, is not.

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    Given the choice of spending the rest of her life imprisoned in The Fridge, or learning to control her deadly power, Roxy comes to Avengers Tower and finds an unusual ally in Loki, who has a unique insight into her ability to absorb and manipulate energy.

    Sentenced to help the Avengers to make reparations his crimes, Loki senses a distraction from the mundanity of his life in Roxy, but he soon learns she’s a lot more than just a diversion.

    But can a relationship between a mortal and a demigod ever work?

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    "You know, you always seemed like a...market tested kinda thing. Big gun, tasteful scar. Locked in your little cycle like a prized poodle after its own tail."
    Hector Escaton knew that the world was doomed, along with everyone in it. It didn't matter to him whether or not he died an outlaw, he just liked the rush, the ability to create chaos and evade the lawmen. If he could go out with a bang, then he would consider his life having been lived to the fullest.
    That all changed when he found a necklace stashed away in his belt. He didn't remember putting it there, but just holding it brought back a flood of memories he didn't know he had forgotten. A young lady had given that necklace to him for luck, he could see her face in his mind, but Hector had no idea who she was.
    He had the strangest feeling that he had known her in another life.

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    "You dare mock me?" Lord Raedric asks, leaning forward.

    One simple smile forms on Alaise's lips. From Eder's perspective, she could be looking death straight in the eye and not care. "Oh, come now, Lord Raedric! Of course I dare mock you!"

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    A collection of snapshots from a budding partnership. Rating will go up.

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    Robotics engineer Junho enjoys his life until he's suddenly forced to be protected by a bodyguard, Minjun. His freedom now gone, his refusal to believe his life is in danger has led to his hostility for the bodyguard. Will Junho change his mind and accept the shadow that follows him?

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