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MCU Prompts/Challenges by IPutOnMyHeadphonesWalking for kerravon
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
23 May 2019
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These will be a whole lot of plot bunnies that have been jumping around in my head. I have had a huge urge to write these, but I haven’t the skill or time.
Anyone is welcome to write these, but tell me in the comments if you did please.
You can also just read if you like to consider these at ten o’clock at night, like me. Kudos are appreciated!
These can also be read as head cannons!
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Professor!
There's this girl. She behaves strangely. Until two weeks ago everything was great, we hated each other properly. But since then she has begun to act differently, each time we see each other, she lowers her head and plays with a team of split and shuddering hair, all this while she blinks her eyes and purses her lips. But worst of all, the fact that she had stopped responding to all the insults I had sent her down the corridor.
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Professor Snape,Did you wash your hair during the past month? It seemed more filthy with each passing day.
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Professor Snape,If I ate an apple and swallowed the kernel, what would happen to me?
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In which, Dumbledore forces Snape to open a section of advice and answer to the questions. -
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During a Bachelorette party, Bulma accidentally summons an unconventional 'genie' who will grant her three wishes. What starts as a dream come true, turns oddly complicated when she starts wanting to spend more time with him than thinking of her final wish. After his past comes back to haunt him, Bulma struggles to find a way to keep his fate from catching up to him and taking him away forever.
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Despite her scholarly achievements (HAH!), stunning good looks (pfft, whatever) and winning personality (of course, how cliché), Donaldina―just Donna's fine, thanks―Maria King finds herself unemployed, unmotivated and well on her way to spinsterhood. After a poorly spelled text from her ex-boyfriend sends her searching for a missing box of his stuff, Donna finds herself disoriented and confused (moreso than usual anyways), lost in another world she didn't even know existed.
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Donna could only watch, transfixed by the sight of multiple, very real arrows punching through Lokir’s body as if he were made of tissue paper. He fell in a tangled heap, sprawled across the dirt. It was a truly gruesome sight to behold, but it was the spreading pool of blood emerging from beneath his crumpled corpse that did her in.Donna fainted.
Like every simpering, cliché heroine in every story ever when things finally take a turn for the worse, Donaldina Maria King fucking fainted.
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A light(ish)-hearted look at the misadventures of a passive-aggressive Canadian girl trapped in another world where pointy ears are abundant and dragons are scary motherfuckers. -
Bloody Hell! by TheLiveshipParagon
Fandoms: Constantine (TV), Hellblazer, Lucifer (TV), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
22 May 2019
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After going to scope out Lux, Constantine gets more than she bargains for when she finally finds her soulmate after fifty years of searching and it’s the last person she expects.
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After getting bored of the academic life at the University of Cambridge, young Celine Cadwallader moves to London trying to find new challenges.
Meanwhile, international movie star, Sebastian Stan keeps trying to expand his horizons.
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Memories by Clonewarslover55
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Republic Commando Series - Karen Traviss, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 May 2019
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In 14 BBY, five years after the clone was ended. A mandalorian woman, Rose, saw a very familiar name on the bounty boards in Keldabe, she decides to go after her old "friend." Things don't start to go as planned, for anyone. Will Rose be able to push past these memories and emotions to get the job done?
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- Part 1 of Memories Series
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- English
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- 6,335
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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baekhyun just wanted to give his son (not really) jaemin a birthday party.
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Next To Me by sour_pink29
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 May 2019
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[Y/n] [L/n] had always been told that her quirk was nothing special. That if she wanted to attend U.A. so badly, she would have a better chance of being a support student than a heroics student. She imagined proving everyone wrong would be satisfying; would give her some sense of confidence. But instead, it put her directly under the spotlight of her fellow classmates, pro heroes, and a lot of villains. With a quirk like hers, and a price on her head, is she more help or hurt to the one's she cares about?
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More Than a Woman, More Than a Bride by AvixiLynn91
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
22 May 2019
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When Gavin's life is threatened for the last time by a violent gang expanding the production of a new drug in Detroit, Captain Fowler must come up with a plan for his safety. Perhaps forcing a marriage between Nines and Gavin wasn't the best solution he could come up with...
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(Weekly Updates/ETA Sundays & Wednesdays)
“Excuse me, I’m so sorry to bother you, but… Could you pretend to be my boyfriend for like five minutes?” Is the sentence I hear that changes my entire life.
My name is Michael, and I’m completely straight.
Or so I thought at least.
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Scarlet is a witty and independent dispatch operator working at Central Station. A long time friend of Stefan Bekowsky, Scarlet meets Cole Phelps for the first time and is instantly attracted. Cole needs Scarlet's help in the normal course of his career, in fact, he wouldn't be able to do the job without her. It’s also possible that he may not even be able to live without her.
A deep and humorous character study of Stefan Bekowsky and others.
An authentic representation of Los Angeles in 1947 based on the events of L.A. Noire. -
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The last chapter to Happily-Ever-After was supposed to be written with the End of War Manifesto that banished the villains from Auradon, but no one planned for Maleficent's Master Plan. Twenty-four years after the war is over, King Benjamin is about to ascend the throne, but there's one major roadblock - a daughter of Maleficent who has been cursed to become Queen of the Isle of the Lost with him, or else. Now, Ben and Mal need to learn to work together to rule an increasing number of kingdoms, including an Auradon in uproar over a new Queen, an Ancient Kingdom desperate to survive, an Island that has been completely severed off of Auradon to fend for itself as a new country, and a massive war that has been going on for thirty years above their heads. It's now or never. There is no time left. Updates on Wednesdays. Text spoilers posted every fifth chapter in closing notes.
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Katherine Morgan moves from Atlanta to New York after visiting her former college roommate.
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The Disconcerting Case Of Dwellers Hollow by Black_Lotus
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
21 May 2019
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"You did this! You killed and buried all those people and I am going to prove it. I am going to tear down everything you've built, I'm going to leave your children fatherless and that slut wife of yours working on street corners. And do you know why I'm going to take everything from you? Not because it's my job to uphold the law, not because you're a killer, but because you think you can win anything. This is one game you can't win. I am going to destroy you, Petyr Baelish."
Petyr leaned forwards in his leather chair, a smirk on his lips. "Well, don't make too much noise about it."
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- Part 2 of Never Stop Choosing Me
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The Fox and the Dragon by Lannister418, Mistress_Lavellan
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
21 May 2019
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Aleska Lavellan, Herald of Andraste, faces an unusual situation; a man who was supposed to be at the Conclave but wasn't, and who some think may have answers to what happened at the Temple of Sacred Ashes.
Anselm Trevelyan, spoilt and scandal-loving offshoot of Ostwick's royal house, is meanwhile discovering that no good deed goes unpunished. Still, at least one of his captors is pretty...Series
- Part 1 of Bound by Fate
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It was a connecting shing of the metal stabbing into the wall near her ears that broke Komeko from her reverie. Eyes focusing on the razor-sharpened edge to Chiyo’s scrunched features, she pulled the tucked knife from the war-scored wall. How long until she decided to turn the knife on her boss? The question had garnered betting out back and odds were not in Chiyo’s favor.
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You are a CNA and work hard almost every single day (heh rhyme) and yet you feel as though your life needs more, that you are missing something important.
What could that be, certainly not a few weird monster encounters and skeleton neighbors who had moved in across the hall. No, not at all (Please notice the sarcasm in this sentence).---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So, I have no idea what I am doing. Um, read if you want? I just wanna write fun stuff with skeleboyz? I kinda am doing this to improve my writing and hopefully whoever reads gives me feedback? Not a necessity tho. Uhhhhh fluffy times with skelebabez. -
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“Hmm…this looks quite nasty. Why don’t you come with me to my shop and I fix you up?” Hat'n'Clogs asked.
Ichigo gave him his most deadpan stare. “Wow, is that your scheme? How about: ‘Why don’t you get in my van, I got a lot of yummy sweets for you in there?’”
Ichigo gets injured by a group of Yakuza, he stumbles into a familiar humble, sexy shopkeeper.
Day 2 of UraIchi Week: First Meetings
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- Part 5 of The Beast Series
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Protectors by Hawkeye221b
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 May 2019
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It was Common knowledge that every child was granted a Protector at the age of 7. No child ever knew what their Protector would be, or what it would mean for their futures. No one really knows how the ritual of connecting and creating a protector came about, or how it became ingrained within the very core of society… But even still, the tradition spans millennia, out-dating even Quirks and heroes.
But I’m getting ahead of myself; I should introduce myself! My name is Izuku Midoriya and this is the story of how I became the greatest hero of all time, right beside my Protector!