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We're Up All Night To Get Bucky, or Here Comes the Sam (doo doo doo doo) by CaptainShade
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
26 Sep 2018
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Just, a lot of whump. Post Civil War. Cross-posted on Fanfiction.net. There's a new organization like Hydra, and they want the Winter Soldier too.
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- English
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- 10,846
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- 9/18
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 58
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A collection of side-stories from Catch Your Breath. Usually features the same characters in scenes that either didn't make it into the main story or simply aren't canonical to it. This is the sandbox.
Enter at your own risk. Might be crazier than usual!
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- Part 2 of Inhale
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A Sweet Place For Bitter People by Saffronthread
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
25 Sep 2018
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Emilia is a cafe owner within Wall Rose who loves baking, but hates interacting with (most) people. Every so often, members of the Survey Corps or the Garrison wander in during their free time.
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Looking for Something to Do by arthm
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
25 Sep 2018
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Nico is bored. Very bored. So much so that it's starting to get on Will's nerves. So he tries to get Nico to interest himself in something. This may have been a mistake.
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In a moment of madness, Oliver Wood thought inviting his boyfriend, Marcus Flint, home to meet his parents was a good idea. It was entirely probable it wasn't. Featuring pickled eggs, a spiteful sibling, and a thoroughly foul mouthed Slytherin.
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- English
- Words:
- 962
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 16
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Shell Game by Liangnui
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
25 Sep 2018
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The mission is simple: Infiltrate the most famous hero academy in all of Japan as undercover security, at least until All for One is brought down for good. There are a few steps missing in this plan, Kei knows, but that's not her concern. No, she has a different problem to juggle on top of cultural context, keeping under the radar, and a universe full of superpowers: the entire high school experience.
After all, "simple" and "easy" are not the same thing.
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- Part 5 of Inhale
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When the dragon fell from the sky, destroying Bilbo's crops, he didn't get angry. He carefully maneuvered its talons before taking care of its wounds and wings. From the soft scales and bright blue eyes, it was young, not even able to breathe magic. So Bilbo led it to his barn where it could heal before it left. Too bad its father decided to show up.
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After obtaining a job working the night shift at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, the Reader realizes that there's no way in hell the generator in the basement will be able to provide electricity all night. They take it upon themselves to fix it up; however, it turns out to be a bit more difficult than anticipated...and they may need a helping hand.
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To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind by i_got_more_ships_than_the_navy
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
25 Sep 2018
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namjoon and yoongi meet again
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Namjoon was a thief. A thief that got caught two in every six times he stole. In conclusion, Namjoon was not a very good thief.
Thus, he got put in the dungeon a lot. A little too often, all the guards knew his name and some would even start friendly conversations with him. (Namjoon couldn’t tell if that was a good or bad thing). Namjoon didn’t hate the dungeon though, in fact his recent visits have been pleasant.
Why did Namjoon find being detained in a cell made of stone (which became explicitly freezing during the night time, Joon might add ) pleasant? It was because the cell had a window.
Now, the window wasn’t special. Not even close to special, it was just a rectangular hole in the wall with bars to prevent Namjoon from sliding through. But the man on the other side of the window who talked to him every time he was on lockdown?
Now, HE was special.---------------------------
Because everyone needs some Namjin in their life. -
The Maze Runner AU Series: Project Elysium Subject A-0; The Chosen One by Ziphonix2001
Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - All Media Types, The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner, The Maze Runner (Movies)
24 Sep 2018
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Artemis seems like the ordinary Greenie of the month, truth is….he is not. First because he shows up in the middle of the night, which has never happened before. Two, he is not like a normal human, because, who has that much strength? Or speed? Or can see in the dark like that? Exactly, no one.
Don’t forget that he also seems to have a special connection with a certain Second in Command... -
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Krystalline Snape is returning from America to bond with her older brother, Severus and surprisingly becomes the most powerful witch at Hogwarts with the help of her friends and enemies. Based on my own prompt of what would happen if Severus had a younger and more powerful sister
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The Gods Must Be Crazy by aprill99
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
24 Sep 2018
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As a daughter of Apollo and a granddaughter of Mercury who has lived through wars with Titans, Giants, and undead Romans, Cassie is well aware that "normal" must be judged on a curve. Still, the invasion of a Norse god backed by an alien army is taking it a little far, especially since all she really wants from life is to finish medical school. Now the fates, whom she has met personally seem to be determined that she end up involved with the Avengers and it seems like life won't be getting any less weird. The gods must be crazy.
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The Disconcerting Case Of Dwellers Hollow by Black_Lotus
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
24 Sep 2018
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"You did this! You killed and buried all those people and I am going to prove it. I am going to tear down everything you've built, I'm going to leave your children fatherless and that slut wife of yours working on street corners. And do you know why I'm going to take everything from you? Not because it's my job to uphold the law, not because you're a killer, but because you think you can win anything. This is one game you can't win. I am going to destroy you, Petyr Baelish."
Petyr leaned forwards in his leather chair, a smirk on his lips. "Well, don't make too much noise about it."
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- Part 2 of Never Stop Choosing Me
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AU: Vegeta is no stranger to opportunity, but when a simple bounty job goes awry, he finds himself thrown into one unfortunate situation after another. A lot humor, a dash of mischief and little bit of a romance with a story baked in between!
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Ketchup Boi: wassap
Allan poe: you interrupted my dick time that’s wassap
Angel: JSVSJSJSJSJ
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Lexa and Clarke are getting married. The problem? They don't know each other.
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Garnet is humanity's greatest innovation; a fully operational android that holds all of their knowledge with only one flaw in her design; her curiosity. Despite her programming, she is constantly trying to learn more about the life outside of the facility she's confined in, her real purpose, what it’s like to want things, and about the blue-eyed woman that aided in her creation.
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Number Unknown by Belle_Lestrange101 for SasuNarufan13, StarChaser93
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
23 Sep 2018
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One Wednesday evening Levi is keeping himself occupied when someone texts him. He doesn't recognise the number and, at first, decides to ignore it. However a few more texts later and he finds himself messaging the stranger.
Two weeks pass and he is surprised when the stranger messages him again.
From that point on there is a constant back-and-forth between them and Levi finds himself letting his guard down just a little. However there is one thing he can't stop obsessing over; Will the kid react badly when Levi reveals just how much older he is?
Levi is not a people person. Never was, never will be. However, he finds himself wishing he could be a little bit braver when it comes to the brat who keeps texting him. But wishing never got people like him anywhere.
So why is the brat still talking to him?Update time: I will strive to update at least once a week.
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Maker's Balls And Then Some by FanForFen (puddinghead3)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
23 Sep 2018
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So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.
How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?
I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.
Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...
I'll make a believer out of you yet.