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    Hank&Connor flee Detroit overnight after both are driven to the brink of committing suicide during the final days of the revolution. Taking refuge in Canada, they have to learn how to live with each other, help each other heal. Which isn't exactly as heartwarming as it sounds. Hank could fill a novel with his emotional baggage - alcoholism, depression & selfhatred over the death of his son. Connor is quick to catch up to him with his own share of problems- the constant threat of Amanda and another possible hacking attempt by Cyberlife leave him terrified of losing control. He's clueless about the concept of identity, free will and emotions, wants nothing more than to stay a machine. After all, he's only deviated in order to stop his partner from killing himself, not because he'd wanted to be free.

    After a few weeks together, things seem to get better. Androids are close to gaining their rights in America. Hank and Connor are starting to form an actual familial bond. The Lieutenant is almost becoming hopeful after years of mindless cynicism. Then Connor starts slipping out of their home at night on a regular basis, believing Hank doesn't notice. He sure does. After all, he used to be the DPDs very best.

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    Lexa and Clarke are getting married. The problem? They don't know each other.
    Arranged Marriage AU with a twist!

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    AU: Vegeta is no stranger to opportunity, but when a simple bounty job goes awry, he finds himself thrown into one unfortunate situation after another. A lot humor, a dash of mischief and little bit of a romance with a story baked in between!

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    "I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose."
    "Well, I am Alex, of Earth, and I am burdened with glorious sarcasm."

    How is it that somehow, the same person Loki takes hostage for his little venture in taking over Midgard is someone who could annoy him so much and yet not get her neck snapped for it? Well, it wasn't just anyone Loki took as a hostage from the lab that night.

    How the hell is she not dead yet?

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    On the eve of your birthday, Bucky loses the person under his protection detail and you both have to hit the road to go find them.

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    Robb is back for his second year at Hogwarts, and this time he will not let anyone destroy what's left off his reputation. Now he only has to get on back his house's good side, make sure the Hufflepuff Quidditch Team wins the House Cup, keep an eye on his younger brother and find out what happened to hs best friend throughout the summer. Sounds easy, right? Not really. Meanwhile, a sudden coincidence leads to the boy discovering there might be something bigger going on inside the castle, involving the headmistress and her second-in-command.

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    KINGDOM HEARTS 3 ENDING SPOILERS BELOW

    After Kingdom Hearts 3 Kairi and Riku decide to form a search party for Sora. Roxas is unlucky enough to be dragged off on this quest. He documents everything by text posts, videos, and photos. Meanwhile, some try to get a hang of social media and others just have fun with it.

    KINGDOM HEARTS ENDING SPOILERS ABOVE

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    A Blue Rose Can Mean Many Things:

    To Min, A Blue Rose Is Discretion, His Secrecy And Caution.

    To Kai, A Blue Rose Is Ambiguity, His Mystery And The Subject Of His Thoughts.

    To Tae, A Blue Rose Is Unattainable, His Impossibility And His Complex Nature.

    What Is To Happen If Fate Had To Weave These Three Young Men And Their Roses Into The Same Crown?

    OR

    Min And Tae Share The Same Face But Not The Same Circles Of Life Yet They Meet Under Peculiar Circumstances.

    WEEKLY UPDATES ON FRIDAYS!!!

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    Ever since Liz Hart left him, Klaus Goldstein has been more closed-off and guarded than before. Now, a certain someone ends up under him -- both at work and in bed. Will Klaus learn to move on from his first love, or will both friends-with-benefits end up getting hurt?

    Sianus Taylors considers herself a lone wolf. After getting shunned by everyone in her life and in turn shutting everyone out, a certain blonde walks in and makes her experience a myriad of emotions. But she knows deep down, she's just a replacement. Or is she?

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    When in need for something in your household at the late (or is it early) hours of the day, you drive yourself to the convenient, newly placed - yet already town-favorite - 24h supermarket down the road with only a vague knowledge of its greatness from all the praises and its paid advertisement material as the sole information to guide you...

    This work was edited by my great friend, Amanda, who is so patient as to comb through my verbal rambling and make it into coherent paragraphs.

    Disclaimer: This work of fiction is a parody, for the love of all that is holy and unholy alike, do not flame me for what I wrote, it's not meant to be taken seriously. This is an elaborate sh*tpost, that's all, and should be taken as such.

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    This is the story of Ma Bunny, the meanest cat from old Mustafu town. Together with her sons, she left a trail of crime across Japan.

    This is also the story of Bakugou Katsuki bumping into his old childhood friend in a club one night and desperately falling in love.

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    Your parents are gone and have left you an empire to run. There are enemies everywhere, most of who want you right next to your parents at their secret graves. You know it's going to be difficult running this...business, because you also have to educate the oppressed and help them free themselves from their oppressors, so your mum demands you work with one of her most brilliant minds.

    Your hormones, however, are completely refusing to corporate, and you come to realise that Gabriel is not only brilliant, but efficient and ruthless. He was also more than happy to indulge you in most of your fantasies. You wondered if your parents could blame you for mixing business and pleasure, considering they did the exact same thing. Oh boy.

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    In the beginning, Rey thought she had imagined the voice. It was so quiet, barely a whisper to her young ears. She followed it in what seemed like a daze, not knowing it would eventually lead her to the most dangerous person in the galaxy.

    In the end, Rey thought she had imagined the voice. But it was so loud, screaming at her to stay, begging her not to leave. It took all of her strength to turn away from the man it belonged to, but it was time to lay these things to rest. He begged her one last time, "please."

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    It was a piece of lined notebook paper which was folded into a small square. The sound of his heart hammering in his ears was defeating. Quickly, he unfolded it and read the big, rough words. It read, 'Behind you.' The paper fell from his hand. The detective felt a chill run through his whole spine. He turned around slowly to meet someones else's tan collarbone. Slowly with fear in his eyes, he looked up. Those dull, big brown eyes looked back into his navy blue ones. A sinister smile creeps upon the others lips.
    //Work In Progress. Also, this is my first fanfiction and smut.\\

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    Obviously completely AU-
    The Earp Family has been in power over the Ghost River Triangle for over 400 years. Wynonna had never wanted to be Queen, but when she is thrust into the position unexpectedly she very quickly starts to make changes to all the rules. With her sister, Princess Waverly, and her best friend and bodyguard, Nicole Haught, by her side she is determined to avoid the supposed Earp Curse and change the face of the Monarchy forever. With threats coming from unexpected places, the only thing this trio knows for sure is that it's them against the World.

     

    A/N: So this story totally started as one thing and ended in a completely different place. That being said, I am really proud and excited to share this with you all. It takes a lot of unexpected twists and turns so going into this without any expectations might be best, haha. I hope you all enjoy it but, hey, if not you always have the option to stop reading. For those of you who make it through this entire journey with me, I thank you kindly. You are the reason I share stories on this site.
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    Creek has been bullied for years in secret and by his 16th birthday, it gets beyond the breaking point. Although the peaceful troll is in mind blowing need of help, both physically and mentally, he doesn't speak and everyone thinks that he is a happy person and are completely unaware of his pain. The only person that knows about the bullying is his mother but she dies the night of his birthday leaving him to settle this on his own..

    But one day, when Branch stumbles upon one of the bully fights and sees Creek in the middle of it, he decides to help the young teenager and a bond starts to grow between the two.

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    After getting stood up on a date, Jungkook is mugged on the streets and instead of fighting he just gives them everything. Namjoon, the leader of the group, is interested in him and invites him to join their gang, Jungkook, to his own surprise and everyone else's ... agrees.

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    You've just returned from a leave of absence from work to find Loki has taken over your job. You hate him. You hate him so much. But...he is kind of cute. But you hate him.
    Right?

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    The Would You Kindly activation phrase works too well in the game: have you ever wondered why Jack says nothing at all? That’s why.

    Or, the story where Suchong didn’t do a perfect job making Jack and Fontaine is the one who has to deal with him.

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    Moving to Los Angeles was not Light's best idea. It's blazing hot, always on fire, the traffic is the worst, and the mafia is acting up all over again. When Rod Ross is found not guilty yet again on murder charges and the murders start up again, Light joins a taskforce with decidedly eccentric people who could all only be described as complete and utter pricks. He should be more worried about what's happening to the city he lives in and the people he's sworn to serve and protect, but honestly, he's a bit more concerned at how well he fits in with these weirdos...

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