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One night Magnus gets himself into an argument with an arrogant shadowhunter at a bar. He wants to prove he's capable of brewing a love potion, something everyone considers impossible. A few days later his potion needs to be tested on a person and at that very moment a certain black-haired shadowhunters enters his apartment. But as time goes by Magnus feels remorse when he realizes that Alec is completly different from what he had initially thought.
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Perhaps all it would take is a controlled burn to keep the raging fire of Rachel Amber from burning away everything and everyone she loves. For Chloe Price, anything that could save her is worth a shot, even if it drastically alters everything forever...
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The Road So Far: Hell Unleashed by SPNWinchester1982 (DeansWinterRose)
Fandoms: Supernatural
17 Nov 2018
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When the brothers inadvertently open one of the Gates of Hell, the Winchester Brothers band together with their surrogate father, Bobby Singer, some other hunters and.....girls from their past to set things right.
Thanks to a deal that Dean's made to save his brother, he's got a year to live. Can Sam and the Williams sisters save Dean before it's too late?
The Williams Sisters join the hunt for the demons that were released by request of their Godfather, Bobby Singer. They never thought that rejoining the Winchesters would bring the adventure of a lifetime and change their lives forever.
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- Part 1 of The Road So Far
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- English
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- 46
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- 1/?
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“Are you Alexandria Jones?” she asked, now completely bewildered. Alexandria leaned against the raised countertop parallel to Clarkes desk with one elbow, tilting the brim of her hat towards the blonde. When she flicked the brim of the hat back up again, she adorned an ever more charming smirk.
“Indeed I am. But, ma’am, you can call me Lexa.” She winked bravely, earning a deep blush and a burst of fluttering blinks from Clarke.
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It's kind of like Indiana Jones but her name is Alexandria and its in the 1800s.
An 1800s AU but in an alternate universe and everything is explained. Lexa is rich and lonely and Clarke is literally a slave but it's okay bc Lexa saves her and a bunch of other people. Pike is an asshole. Lexa takes Clarke exploring with her and they fall in love. -
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Jeon Jungkook's fallen in love with a werewolf. How it happened? Well I guess we'll find out cause here's their stories. Enjoy their daily adventures in love and friendship with the rest of the boys.
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Detective Constable Mount has often read that there are people in this world with easy lives; she is beginning to realise that she is not one of them.
There’s an arsonist in town playing with matches. With one body already going crispy it’s up to her to figure it all out while wrestling her own demons. And God knows she’s got enough of them to fill a very large book.
In the meantime Seppie wants a dog, Ferns being a teenager, Trixies divorcing Tom, Helens marrying Phyllis and at some point Patsy really needs to pin Delia down for a chat.
Eh. Life. It’s complicated.
Also: this is part 2 in the series so if you want to know what the hells going on I’d suggest reading part 1 old tides.
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- Part 2 of The tides series
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The Initiation by Lulu3
Fandoms: Divergent Series - Veronica Roth, Divergent (Movies), Divergent - All Media Types
16 Nov 2018
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Eric is tasked with training the lone, female initiate from Amity. Will she survive his brutal regiment? Or will she wind up factionless? This is retelling of The Training from Eric's POV.
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With Detroit having become what it has, it's no secret that Detective Gavin Reed has had some trouble with getting used to the world around him. Perhaps everything would be fine, and he could continue hating androids in secret.
You would think so, wouldn't you? Well, good thing the universe hates him.
Between having to work with an (annoying, asshole, disobedient) android in close proximity and getting roped into a shit ton of cases involving others, will he need to deal with it?
Yeah, probably.
But, hey! You've read so far into this last-minute, basic-ass summary, so why not give it a read?
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Shell Game by Liangnui
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
16 Nov 2018
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The mission is simple: Infiltrate the most famous hero academy in all of Japan as undercover security, at least until All for One is brought down for good. There are a few steps missing in this plan, Kei knows, but that's not her concern. No, she has a different problem to juggle on top of cultural context, keeping under the radar, and a universe full of superpowers: the entire high school experience.
After all, "simple" and "easy" are not the same thing.
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- Part 5 of Inhale
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outtakes by imposterhuman
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Doctor Strange (2016)
16 Nov 2018
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There were definitely benefits to dating a wizard.
Now that Stephen was back in the Compound, Tony had an easy escape to anything and everything. Annoying meeting? Portal. Asshole teammates? Portal.
And, of course, Stephen’s verbal put downs were a thing to behold.
or, outtakes from my work "painful truths" and assorted works in that verse
TEAM IRON MAN- DONT LIKE, DONT READ!
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- Part 3 of ironstrange vs. the rogues
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Harry Potter was having a normal potions class. Brooding, thinking, dozing. All that jazz.
Yet maybe he should have listened a bit more because now there are 5 other versions of him. Some brooding, some thinking, and some dozing. Yet, never all three. At least he can now push his worries on another Potter and go relax.
Featuring a Slytherin, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Evil, and Apathetic Harry.
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After the defeat of the Mountain, Clarke and Lexa need to make their way back to Polis in order to make Skaikru and Maunkru official clans. They, as well as Raven, Anya, and Luna, need to figure out how they work together as partners as well as professionally.
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- Part 2 of The One Who's Fallen series
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Pretty man running down the street by MarvellousFics12
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Nov 2018
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Bucky has a sucky life. He works two jobs, hardly makes enough money to pay his bills and one of his bosses is a giant dick. Then Bucky runs into someone, literally, and from then on, life changes. In every way.
To sum some of it up; an ass-kicking, a new friend, a new job and a new, very complicated problem.
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Dreamer by QueenKaito
Fandoms: Friday the 13th Series (Movies), Halloween Movies - All Media Types, A Nightmare on Elm Street - All Media Types, Crackfiction - Fandom
15 Nov 2018
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Being the guard of Camp Crystal Lake could be so nice and easy, but when an intruder shows up and strange things start to happen, it's not even compared to nice and easy anymore. The lake turns against him, dead people appear, the camp keeps them trapped and the guy that showed up drives him crazy!
>>Crackfic + no beta reader<<
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Ocean Eyes by Todd4short
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Nov 2018
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You really know how to make me cry when you give me those ocean eyes. - Billie Eilish.
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Bakugou Katsuki finds himself mentoring another student to avoid expulsion from the hero course at UA.
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Hey, One Question: What The Hell by TheInkist
Fandoms: Venom (Movie 2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Nov 2018
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This was not your day. Punched in the face, body-snatched by a pile of alien goop... nope. Today was definitely not your day.
(Updates every Wednesday)
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Draco hates holidays (so Pansy, Theo, and Blaise scheme) by fire_drarry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Nov 2018
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In which Draco cannot stand all holidays of any sort, even Christmas, of course. Who in their right mind hates Christmas? Pansy, Theo, and Blaise enlist Potter, of all people, to help him see differently. And maybe even help Pansy in the process.
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Poof and he's gone, off the face of the Earth.
The anger, the confusion, and all other indescribable emotions overwhelmed Steak relentlessly, taunting his mind at every second in an endless chant.
He would do anything to get him back again, search the ends of the earth, anything
"Even if it's the last thing I do"
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(I'm feeling) uncomfortable by liu_Qgirl
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Venom (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel
15 Nov 2018
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Flash Thompson ha fatto molti errori nel corso della sua esistenza, liberare Daimon Hellstrom dalla sua prigionia si aggiungeva alla già lunga lista solo per concluderla.
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Number Unknown by Belle_Lestrange101 for SasuNarufan13, StarChaser93
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
15 Nov 2018
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One Wednesday evening Levi is keeping himself occupied when someone texts him. He doesn't recognise the number and, at first, decides to ignore it. However a few more texts later and he finds himself messaging the stranger.
Two weeks pass and he is surprised when the stranger messages him again.
From that point on there is a constant back-and-forth between them and Levi finds himself letting his guard down just a little. However there is one thing he can't stop obsessing over; Will the kid react badly when Levi reveals just how much older he is?
Levi is not a people person. Never was, never will be. However, he finds himself wishing he could be a little bit braver when it comes to the brat who keeps texting him. But wishing never got people like him anywhere.
So why is the brat still talking to him?Update time: I will strive to update at least once a week.