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    Everyone has a weakness, it seems, and everyone has secrets. But not all skeletons should remain in a closet, and not every demon should forever lurk in the dark.

    Continuing from Book 1, Agent Nines and Gavin work together on discovering the truth behind the Agency and all its ghastly plans for Detroit City. Hank and Connor are hot on the trail, but who can they really trust? Who is a friend, and who is a foe?
    No one said it would be easy when the lines between 'friend' and 'enemy' become blurred.

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    ... doesn't keep the Bat away.
    You like to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to wind down after work and drink some apple cider. Batman likes to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to do some routine surveillance facing Miagani Island.
    What happens when you, a slightly drunk (varying levels depending on the day) reader, encounter the Bat? And how long before the "chance" encounters aren't by chance anymore and he actually looks forward to his visits?

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    The Avengers hate black tie and are willing to do literally anything else including getting up on stage in front of the world and lip syncing for their lives. Thus the Avenger Charity show was born, with snapshots of romance, family, friendship sprinkled in.

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    In which Ichigo is born with the one thing Aizen longs for – Immortality.

    'Yes, flinging himself into the river beneath Karakura Bridge had been a tad extreme, but not even Rukia could tell him he was wrong when he emerged unharmed not even ten minutes later.'

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    You are an average person (accountant, plumber, etc.) living in an anime universe. You hate it.

    *This story is inspired by this writing prompt.

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    Sometimes people become villains, not because they are particularly evil but because they were pushed into that lifestyle by this flawed society that cannot take into consideration everyone's quirk.
    In order to prevent more people from becoming villains the governement has created a special rehabilitation program for delinquents under the age of 19, as to give them a second chance.
    What happens when a reluctant, non-motivated hero becomes the homeroom teacher of a wild class of delinquents? Come find out!

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    “You went south a king,” she says in the same icy tone. “Came back a fool who only knows one phrase.” Lifts her chin. “The sight of you standing there offends me. On your knees.”

    Blinks at her. Slowly. “What did you just say?”

    “Kneel,” spits the word like an apple-seed between her teeth. “Now.”


    [or a king kneels before his (true) queen and things get heated… that’s it. that’s the fic.]

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    Eccentric billionaire Adrian Arendelle is offering 100,000 dollars to any former couple that can live with each other for an entire year. But if you fall in love again at any time, you forfeit the prize money and must leave Arendelle Towers. Anna Reinhart isn't sweating that catch, though, because there's no way in hell she's gonna fall in love with Elsa Stark again.

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    You were sure you had one purpose with your powers of super sensory and heightened empathy. Save the world. First from Tony Stark, and then maybe him from himself if you could help it. After begging Pepper to get you a job, your life turns upside down. And when she's had enough and asks you to step in, well... things get complicated.

    [Sit back and enjoy the slow burn and budding romance! We're re-exploring all of the MCU over here. It's a perfect time I think to fix a few things...]

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    Brodie Lee left home at sixteen to escape and somehow ended up becoming a musical icon. Her success in the 80's underground scene was perfectly timed to usher in the 90's Alternative explosion. By the time her band reached it's peak, the pressures of mainstream success tore them apart. Her ex's rehab stay led her to an unlikely friendship with Robert Downey Jr.

    Now RDJ is back on top as Ironman. Brodie having a deep love of comics since childhood, has a special connection to the Marvel character Bucky Barnes for reasons very few people know. She even has a tattoo she hides from the public as a reminder of her past. When she attends the Endgame premier as RDJ's guest and mistakenly tells a reporter about it, word quickly gets to the man who brought Bucky to life, Sebastian Stan.

    Seeing his opportunity to meet the woman he has been in love with since high school, Sebastian seeks her out. The attraction is mutual, but Brodie has given up on relationships and has some dark secrets that have caused previous partners to bolt.

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    After the complete catastrophe that was fourth year - you know, triwizard tournament, death of a friend, the general fickle loyalties of the wizarding world - it's safe to say that Harry is a far way away from being anywhere close to okay. Trapped and alone in the house that had never been his home, our favorite boy hero simply cannot resist opening the package his godfather gave him.

    What follows is a series of events including but not limited to: the revelation of a long lasting crush, several parties, therapy, and one strangely happy goblin - not exactly in that order.

    Whatever the matter, Hogwarts, and the rest of the wizarding world, could never have been prepared for a Harry Potter that really was a combination of Lily and James; with just a dash of Slytherin to top it off.

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    Lucy joins up with different teams to earn a little jewel and learns about her guild mates.

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    Bella Swan remembers the other her. The her that fell in love with Edward.

    Now things are different she's magical and she's going to a school for those with talents like hers.

    Despite her best efforts she still falls in love, with the worst person she possibly could.

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    Vernon Roche is in Toussaint helping Geralt set up his new school. The new students might be a promising bunch if only they can fall in line and develop some real discipline. But Toussaint is way too pretty to be trusted and Vernon Roche does not get on well with his new partner. Between struggling to find out just who he is and what worth he might have in a post military life he never expected to live, battling nightmares about the things he's done, and coming to understand the Witcher's larger reality about the world, he certainly has his work cut out for him. The learning curve is steep...

    Mistakes are the best teachers, after all.

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    Tony Stark had been very much aware he was fucked up for several decades now, but this was on another level. He was falling in love with a fucking teenager, and so began wondering if putting a bullet in his brain was such a horrible idea after all.
    Canon compliant from Civil War to Endgame (minus the ending). Re-writing of Far From Home, as close to Canon as possible.
    Don't expect mindless porn, this is gonna be a long ride. My main goal is to make this forbidden love story spanning years as realistic as possible.
    WARNING: heavy angst and suicidal thoughts.
    Blog: madamespaceskunk.tumblr.com

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    Back from war, Captain Sara Lance of the US Army Corps, struggles to adapt to civilian life after a harrowing experience overseas. She returns to her medical career at the Chicago General Hospital as an accomplished Trauma Surgeon, but on her first day FBI Agent Ava Sharpe lands on her operating table, crashing back in her life. Now, Ava will push Sara into a future she didn't think could happen. One where healing and growth are possible. But life is never that simple. The two must hold firm together or risk being lost, especially now that they must go toe-to-toe with a new player in Chicago’s criminal underworld.

    *We post warning tags in the notes of each chapter.

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    An epileptic, Slytherin Harry AU of the Harry Potter books. In which Harry becomes great friends with Draco, realizes he has seizures, saves the world, and gains an adoptive father, although not particularly in that order.

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    College AU - Art Student Matthew and Media/Film Student Gilbert
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    Matthew likes art. It gives him expression when his quiet voice gets lost in the seas of attention-hungry students at Himaruya Academy. Art seems safe yet teetering just on the edge of questionable and provocative at times. In a way that could summarise his experience with Gilbert: Enough danger and uncertainty to keep his social life turning without feeling the discomfort. He likes art...He also really...really likes Gilbert.

    Gilbert is - to be honest - a self-proclaimed media genius (He's not wrong, he is pretty damn good at the course), He likes to create discussion and create thought-provoking pieces of music and film. At the same time, while he may have built his legacy in Media he has yet to build a sense of legacy and certainty with himself. Cue the smoking, drinking and late night 'rendezvous' and indulgent one night stands...it's the high point of college right. That was a while ago now. It’s already a year into the semester and Gil needs to start saving money instead of partying. He's not lost- not fearful? Why does he not feel lost anymore when there's that blonde birdie looking his way?

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    Ana Nikolaev and Seto Kaiba's nearly identical, yet conflicting, personalities clashed as she unwittingly accepted an internship at Kaiba Corp for a position she hated. Will the two proud and stubborn geniuses remain in conflict forever? Or will they learn to appreciate the mirroring qualities they see within each other?

    Find out! On the next episode of Dragon Bal- I mean, Two Broken Mirrors!

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    31/?
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    Yuri has decided to take the plunge and get a tattoo for his eighteenth birthday, but doesn't realize his heart will follow.

     

    "Was that the beautiful piece of eye candy from a couple weeks ago?” Ash asked as she walked out of her workspace with a client.

    “Yuri? Yeah, that was him,” Otabek affirmed, “He’s actually a really cool guy.”

    “Think I could get his phone number?”

    “Oh shit!” he shouted, darting around the counter and running out of the shop.

    He caught Yuri right before he pulled out of his parking spot. Putting the car in park, he rolled the window down and waited for Otabek to reach the vehicle.

    “Would it be possible to get your number?” Otabek asked, “Number one, I need to put it in my client record and number two, if something changes tomorrow I would want to let you know.”

    “Sure,” Yuri replied, grinning from ear to ear as he took Otabek’s phone and entered his number into the contacts, “I don’t do phone calls, but text me anytime. Doesn’t have to be just to let me know about tomorrow.”

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