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    You're a slightly arrogant, perpetually annoyed droid programmer working for the First Order. Despite your skills being in high demand, your job required little to no human interaction and that is just how you liked it-thank you very much. It most certainly did not require interaction with any of the higher-ups (except for General Shithead)...

    ...That is until the Supreme Leader (really, what a ridiculous title) Kylo Ren, after ordering you to create brand-new training droids for him to destroy, decides he likes you. And thus is the beginning of his unholy interest in your life.

    Those extra chocolate chip muffins that Hux promised you better be worth it.

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    ... doesn't keep the Bat away.
    You like to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to wind down after work and drink some apple cider. Batman likes to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to do some routine surveillance facing Miagani Island.
    What happens when you, a slightly drunk (varying levels depending on the day) reader, encounter the Bat? And how long before the "chance" encounters aren't by chance anymore and he actually looks forward to his visits?

    I put together a playlist inspired by all the feels, good and bad, that you'll come across while reading this. Enjoy:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5BZHCaszvkWFUnz7pBKsnq?si=idBKKPl3T9CbmYtvRLcvfg

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    Claude has been visiting Byleth non-stop for the past few weeks.

    When he walks in from the rain with plastic bags around his ankles, Byleth tells him to leave.

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    Framed for a felony drug charge while vying for an internship at Stark Industries, Peter Parker loses his scholarship, job opportunities, six months of freedom, and faith in the criminal justice system.

    Although Peter is still secretly Spider-man, he is now more commonly known as Mouse, a dishwasher at NYC's Hellhouse and Weasel’s unofficial messenger boy.

    We do what we must.

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    If you came to me with a face I have not seen, with a voice I have never heard, I would still know you. Even if centuries separated us, I would still feel you. Somewhere between the sand and the stardust, through every collapse and creation, there is a pulse that echoes of you and I. - Lang Leav
    (Trans Lexa falling in love with her arranged wife)

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    A tired lesbian with nothing to lose shoots Thomas Jefferson in the arm with a Nerf gun, and it goes downhill from there.

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    when you ask someone a question they give you an answer

    when you tell someone to do you a favor they do it

    when you ask someone to help hide a body
    well now thats a different story

    -—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—

    crossposted in wattpad. i have no earthly idea what i am doing so hope y'all enjoy!!

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    You were sure you had one purpose with your powers of super sensory and heightened empathy. Save the world. First from Tony Stark, and then maybe him from himself if you could help it. After begging Pepper to get you a job, your life turns upside down. And when she's had enough and asks you to step in, well... things get complicated.

    [Sit back and enjoy the slow burn and budding romance! We're re-exploring all of the MCU over here. It's a perfect time I think to fix a few things...]

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    Ellie (because names that start with 'E' are popular) is a girl that has absolutely no business falling into Thedas. She played Dragon Age: Origins, once, and didn't even finish it. In fact, her knowledge of Dragon Age is based entirely on fanfiction.

    Be it glorious cosmic fuck-up, or the wonders of the afterlife, she's the one that fell into Thedas instead of her fanfiction obsessed best friend. No matter - I mean, fan fiction can't be that far off from the real thing, right? ... uh, right?

    The only thing better than a character with all the information, is one with very little that may or may not be wrong!

    Thedas is screwed.

    06/14/18 - Arise Lazarus.
    12/19/19 - Ahahahahhaksdhfkdjnadf

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    "Yeah, I remember our first case. A Woman in White outside Jericho. That was only about a week after we met, right after Dad went missin'. Things were easy back then, all I had to deal with was a vengeful spirit, your smart ass and Sammy trying to play matchmaker." - Dean Winchester

    X*X*X*X*X

    A special thanks to my Beta reader Emmyllou! Her works can be found on Ao3 and FFNet. Thank you so much, Emmy! Couldn't have fixed it without you.

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    She finally summons a Red Wine. Less than a minute, and he's already arguing with Steak.

    And that's just the start of her problems...

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    The villain team were aware of what awaited them in the aftermath of their actions. U.A. publicized everything- they were willing to be ridiculed and demonized the second they signed up for the villain team.

    So when Nezu doesn't publicize alarms bells are set off.

    Midoriya Izuku has left a fake city in ashes, Aizawa Shouta has tasked himself with keeping his new protege safe and Nezu?

    Nezu is watching the world figuratively burn and discovering that he likes it.

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    "Dreams can be bittersweet, but reality is where the true nightmares lie."
    Vlad Master, resident billionaire, mayor, and family friend of the Fentons. Or at least that was what people saw at face value. Daniel Fenton knew different. How would he describe his archnemesis?
    Perhaps a creepy middle-aged guy with the hots for his mother and want to kill his dad? A half-ghost with a serious evil streak?Villain?
    A bonified grade-A fruit-loop.
    The man was his self-appointed enemy and the scourge of Amity Park!
    Now secrets and plots are coming to light and changing everything. Nothing is as it seems. Years of preconceived theories and what he thought of as fact are blown to the winds. Old enemies turned allies and new monsters, ones that Daniel would never have imagined in his wildest dreams, are on the prowl.
    The past is coming, the demons closing in…
    Time is running out and one question remains…
    Can the Fentons and family piece together the segments before it's too late?

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    Shouto drops to his knees on the hard, rocky ground, spitting blood. It sizzles and evaporates — it’s impossible for any moisture to stay liquid for long in Asphodel with the waves of heat emanating from the ever-present river of lava.

    He coughs again, and more blood spatters the ground. A collapsed lung, maybe. Whatever. He pushes to his feet and kicks at the giant hydra skull, the only thing that remains of the many-headed monster that has prevented him from achieving his goal all this time.

    Until now. That fucking hydra is finally dead, and he's closer than ever before to escaping this literal hellhole and getting out from under his father's thumb at last.

    And— and finding out what really happened to his mother.

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    一切的起因来自于一个理念:“命运是否存在”。这个理念带来的愤怒使莫德雷德掀起反叛,导致了不列颠的灭亡;这个理念带来的决断使远坂凛在五岁时成为代替者,注定了她将经历的苦痛;这个理念带来的怀疑使得言峰绮礼执着于安哥拉·曼纽的降生,最终使他燃尽一生。

    但最终,被侮辱的死者只是眷恋着过去的苦涩,
    最终,被损害的生者只是希冀着未来的苟活。

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    Zombies. Goddamn zombies.

    Eighteen months ago the dead started walking and almost overnight the world as Midoriya Izuku knew it became much more violent, much bloodier, and a hell of a lot smellier. He and his group of friends travel across Tokyo together, towards the city that Izuku had grown up in, towards the nearest remaining human stronghold in Japan, until one day Izuku is split from his group and finds himself face to face with a set of wild red eyes that, arguably, were far more dangerous and just as likely to eat him whole as any damn zombie he'd come across.

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    A few years after defeating Gerard with the McCall pack (which had mostly scattered with time), Stiles had decided to settle in San Francisco as a successful detective. But a much needed visit to his dad back in Beacon Hills and an unexpected guest in the house changes 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔 in the two weeks he stays at home on their couch.

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    XSU: Go Dragons!
    This is a college!AU based on the original series: Xiaolin Showdown
    Campus life, classes, making friends, getting out of your comfort zone, adjusting to life as an adult, etc.
    How exactly will our beloved Xiaolin and Heylin characters do in university? Guess you'll have to read to find out!
    Mix of narrative & journal style entries.
    ...Do NOT take a shot every time you see the word "campus" you will get drunk, and die.

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    Lee Soohyuk’s life is about to turn upside down. All because of certain someone and a bloody delicious cinnamon bun.

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    Jason wakes up after having been in a near-death experience. He doesn't quite understand what led him to confront Batman with the Joker as a hostage. He decides to keep a low profile in order to make sense of all he's done and mostly to avoid the wrath of the Bat. His sudden change prompts others to engage him and surprisingly, Jason does not object. Though deep down a small part of him still feels antagonistic about his life and the people in it. Another part of him wants more than he would ever care to admit. He looks at his current situation at a second chance though he's not really sure what he wants to accomplish with it.

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