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Matt has a bad but totally normal day and gets a bit existential. Foggy might not realise the full extent of Matt's mood but he's a good friend who helps in what little ways he can.
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Upon the Creation of Horcruxes and the Restoration of Life, Sanity, and Soul of Lord Voldemort by Jacinta
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jan 2020
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An essay written by the Harry Potter to share with future Dark Idiots what he learned in the process of saving Tom Riddle from himself.
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- Part 1 of Harry's Essays
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Spencer Reid has a dark side, a very masochistic dark side and Gideon is not a good enough man to deny what he's asked for, what he wants too. After all, it's not really Spencer, is it?
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Another Avocado's at Law List story, this time behind the rule "Foggy must occasionally get a haircut even if it ‘tampers with his powers’"
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- Part 4 of Avocados at Law List
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Rules #1 and #2; or Creating the List by Jacinta
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Aug 2015
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After a tough night being Daredevil Matt has to rescue his friends, from Josie's where they've drunk the eel. Twice. Rules need to be made about this kind of thing.
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- Part 2 of Avocados at Law List
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Rules #3 and #4; or Matt Doesn't Get to Make All the Rules by Jacinta
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV)
18 Aug 2015
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Foggy is an adorkable idiot, Matt isn't allowed to make all the rules, and Karen gets free tickets to the funniest show on earth; Nelson and Murdock preparing for court late one night.
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- Part 3 of Avocados at Law List
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Avocados At Law List: Or Things Franklin Nelson, Matthew Murdock, and Karen Page Are No Longer Allowed To Do by Jacinta
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jul 2015
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Exactly what the title says. A list of 213 things that Matt, Foggy, and Karen aren't allowed to do in the office, in public, in relation to the Avengers, or just in general.
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- Part 1 of Avocados at Law List
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L and Light take advantage of Matsuda's slight problem with a toy and he thoroughly enjoys it.
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On a case the team meets a genius with nine points on their doctor, can Spencer wipe the arrogant and condescending smirk off the younger man's face?
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When the BAU jet crashes Spencer has to make some difficult decisions, bear a new nickname, and really step up to the title of 'Doctor' to save his team.
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The BAU team has a room that they pretend doesn't exist when they aren't in it. It's their sex room, their kink room, the room where they break down and let the others build them back up stronger than before... with sex. This is just a few snapshots of what they get up to in their orgy room.
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Spencer's been hiding a secret. After losing his temper while in the tender care of unsubs and hanging out with Hotch in a church/shelter Spencer finally reveals that not only does he help an underground network protecting abuse victims but he's also an angel.
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Penelope Garcia is many things, technical extraordinaire, bold fashion statement, a FBI employee, a very happy and bubbly woman, but also a succubus. As in a needs-sex-to-survive succubus. In a new job with insanely handsome or insanely pretty profilers it would be a strong woman who could resist even a little fantasy about them. With a fundamental need for good sex what's a girl to do but try them all on and see what happens? Not even Penelope could have anticipated things would turn out like this but she's very happy they did.
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Reid works as an escort in his spare time, what happens when he is caught by a familiar face on a shadowed balcony with his client?
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A rare night out with the team (minus Spencer but plus Hotch and Rossi) leads to a startling discovery. The team gets the full story and several people regret checking out Dr Reid's ass.
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The BAU has a Christmas party but one person wants it to be more than the awkward interaction expected and doses everyone with a special drug. Thankfully the team left the party in time to keep their loss of control a little more private.
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Lassiter arrests Shawn and remembers all the times they'd role played similar scenarios in bed.
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Hannibal has been cornered into preparing a vegetarian dinner party for the FBI team and is none too happy about it.
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Reid walks in on Morgan and Garcia making out and they invite him to join, getting thoroughly surprised. Awkward breakfast conversation the next morning when the team pieces together what happened.
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First off: you don't NEED to have seen Clue for this to make sense, but I'd recommend watching it anway.
Shawn goes undercover as Wadsworth with another friend from the SBPD to catch a blackmailer who has targeted Shawn with 'proof' that he isn't psychic. Can Shawn keep this 'proof' from being found while exposing the blackmailers network of informants and the various crimes of the blackmailed? Or will our mystery undercover person find proof to end Shawn's career? More importantly will anyone be left alive by the end of the night?