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A Canada goose holding a knife in their beak, by CuteSkitty on DA, in honour of the Untitled Goose Game (no relation).



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    An amount of time ago I made a joking promise to myself that I would write a Fabulous Killjoys / Danger Days AU for every fandom I've actively posted in, and by god,, I'm going to fucking do it

    Center character in these AU will be Verve, aka Vulture aka 'Hey you!' - an archivist / story-swapper for credits, full time Runner and part-time almost anything else. Verve gets around.

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    An AU in which Bu Mei-Ling joins the Order with a different Innocence after her first is destroyed, chronicling the adventures and misadventures she gets up to. Mostly-canon timeline. Mostly.

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    Unicorns! In Goose's Fanfictions

    I wrote two, and planned one, fic involving unicorns without even realizing I was doing it, so now I'm doing it on purpose. One for every fandom I've currently have a work in - as of writing, September 2025. If we're counting, yes this /is/ my second "one for every fandom" series. Woo!

    All stories reflect the debt I owe to Bruce Coville and of course Peter S. Beagle specifically.

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    Sarah under the mask. The mask, with or without.

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    In relative terms, the trip from the Tau Ceti system to the 40 Eridani system takes the Hail Mary a little over three Earth years.
    This is what happens when you put two snarky aliens in a small, enclosed space for that long.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    “Hey! It’s a lot up here, okay? It’s a normal response to stress.” He rubs a hand over his face. “Okay, I cried a lot down there, too. But not in class! Not if I could help it. But having to say goodbye, gosh, I’ve never been good at that.” Grace laughs, but it sounds sad. His mouth is shut firmly, and he leans against my ball. He’s so soft, his body melds to the side of the xenonite with ease. “I can’t imagine what a mess I’ll be when—” he cuts himself off, but I know what was coming next.

    I’m not sure how I’ll be when we say goodbye either. It didn’t seem like it’d matter so much at first, after all, if we part ways, it means we succeeded. I’d be going back to Erid, to Adrian, to home. But I’d be leaving behind Grace. The thought of that is unpleasant. It sinks deep in me; the emotion is painfully familiar. It’s been a long time since I’ve had anyone to mourn losing anyone again. I don’t want to think about it, I’m not ready.

    or 5 times Rocky feels something for Grace. 1 time he does something about it.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    "I need you to train me."

    He's pretty sure his brain just malfunctioned. 

    "Me? I- I don't know how any of your..." he gestures at her wildly, "how your magic juju works."

    "It's not magic."

    "Same difference. I don't know shit about it."

    She huffs, frustrated, bouncing on her feet with anger, a teenager again. An annoyed teenager, at that. God, no wonder she and Dustin are friends. 

    "It's not that. It's... Lucas said... Lucas said you helped him train. For his basketball trials last year."

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    Eleven asks Steve for help training to beat the obstacle course. Enter: Coach Harrington. Turns out they have way more in common than they expected.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    "Maybe we had all kinds of family in Ishval, uncles and aunts and cousins and grandparents.”
    “What do they matter?” Ed muttered. “It wasn’t like any of them showed up to help when she got sick. Or when she died. We were all by ourselves, we don’t owe them anything.”
    Al looked at him for a long, terrible, drawn out moment before he said, very carefully: “Ed. Maybe they didn’t show up because they were dead.”

    Trisha Elric was Ishvalan, and her sons are born with brown skin and red eyes. In some ways, this changes nothing - they still attempt human transmutation, they still join the millitary in their search of a way to get their bodies back, but this time the Ishvalan genocide and the crimes of Amestris are not secrets to be discovered, but an ever present thread interwoven with their lives.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Gale, unbearded.

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    For the prompt: Gale shaves the beard completely. He regrets this. Shouldn't make rash decisions while upset because wizard's beards don't grow back with magic.

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    06 Jan 2026