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    Taako texts a wrong number. Kravitz responds. Everyone else is confused, but they're going with it.

    (6:32) so we have moved from strangling to murder
    (6:39) This is… still the wrong number.
    (6:41) i know i’m crowdsourcing ideas. quick, best way to hide an extremely tiny body?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    159
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    16
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    If anybody looks at the lease, they’ll see that the house actually belongs to Julia and Magnus Burnsides. But walking inside, they’d have a harder time figuring out who’s actually in charge, and who’s a weird roommate, or quasi-uncle, or just some kid who wandered in.
    They still laughingly argue about how Taako and Lup got there.
    “No,” Julia will insist, chuckling, “I’m pretty sure that I we helped them stop that bank robbery.”
    “Nuh-uh,” Magnus will laugh back, “They were robbing the bank but they liked us enough to stop!”
    And then Taako will throw a loose brick in their general direction, and Magnus will catch it and crush it, and whatever criminal they’re super-illegally pursuing will be intimidated enough to surrender right there, or at least freeze long enough for Davenport to fly into his face and knock him out.

    Oh, yeah.
    Because the Burnsides and the Taaco twins and Davenport aren’t just weird suburban roommates. They’re also superheroes.

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    Chapters:
    9/10
    Comments:
    9
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    56
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    7
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    591
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    A Balance Arc Christmas Carol! Coming at you just in time for the inscrutable Candlenights- maybe. We never truly know when it will come.

    Starring:

    Taako as Scrooge
    Lup and Barry as the Marleys
    Magnus and Julia as Fred and Clara
    Carey and Killian as the Charity Collectors
    Istus as the Ghost of Candlenights Past
    Merle as the Ghost of Candlenights Present
    Raven Queen as the Ghost of Candlenights Yet to Come
    Lucretia as Bob Cratchit
    Davenport as Mrs. Cratchit
    Angus as Tiny Tim
    Mavis, Mookie, June, and Keats as the Cratchit Children
    Kravitz as Belle
    Avi, Johann, N0-3113 and Sloane as Partygoers

    And Garfield the Deals Warlock as Fezziwig

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    141
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    People are disappearing in Neverwinter.
    When Taako’s twin sister Lup disappears without a trace, he and their partner in crime Barry (who’s not-so-secretly in love with Lup) start out to find out where the fuck she went.
    They are accompanied by Carey Fangbattle and Magnus Burnsides, both of whom are looking for their wives- Killian and Julia- who have disappeared under the same mysterious circumstances as Lup. Also in their ramshackle party is the best detective in the world, thirteen year old Angus McDonald. He hasn’t lost anyone- not in the same way Taako and the others have, at least- but he felt it pertinent to lend his considerable skills to the cause. When they’re joined by the wayward pseudo-cleric Merle, and Kravitz- an emissary to the Raven Queen- Taako is left wondering when he will stop attracting the attentions of clingy strangers, if Barry will ever admit his feelings for Lup, and if the mysterious Kravitz is single.
    That, and of course, where the fuck his sister is.

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    12,554
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    11/12
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    Self-indulgent band au, because I really wanted Lup to be able to run across a bar top with a microphone fucking things up. Also Kravitz with a guitar sounded like a killer concept. It's mainly Taakitz based, and rock Nicholas Sparks-esque.

    But look, I have very little plot as of now which is why this description sucks, just give me like two chapters to try and figure out what I'm doing and I'll fix it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    “When you love somebody and bite your tongue, all you get is a mouthful of blood.” - the Fruit Bats

    Taako loves a lot of people throughout his long, long life- and unfortunately, he finds out what happens when they forget about you.

    Canon-compliant Hanahaki AU where Hanahaki happens with platonic as well as romantic love.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Kudos:
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    Taako/Sazed at first but a slow burn Taakitz coffee shop au. Might have violence later will update tags as necessary. 1st fic, slow updates because I’m self conscious

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    413
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    Four times Magnus and his loved ones cheated death, and the one time death won.

    See, even when your memories have been stolen, you can't shake the instincts that grief brings.

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    The Wordless One is trapped at sea.
    One Twin who's school would never be.
    The Protector's last quest left undone.
    The Peacemaker who's truth would be re-spun.
    The Lonely Journal-Keeper forgotten again.
    So much worse than the first slip of her pen.
    The Lover stolen away from his family.
    Another Twin who happiness will never see.

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    Something has changed the memory of the past and stolen the future, but the gods refuse to stand for it. These Seven aren't just anyone, they're the Seven Saviors of Faerun and the gods want them back.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    32
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    Shortly after Lucretia wipes the memories of most of the Starblaster crew, and Barry's survival by becoming a litch, the two split, forming their own secret groups. Tensions grow, and both leaders in an attempt to recruit their former friends and family, end up lying along the way.

    i know i suck at summaries but its Barry vs Lucretia with tres horny boys shenanigans sprinkled in

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    The Seven Birds. They worked in the shadows. Quick. Fast. Smart. Very few people knew the name, and those who did were far too scared to utter it.
    But that was before they found the Hunger. Before they found the Light. Before they found the Voidfish.
    Before the Seven were erased from reality.
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    "Uh, my dudes?"
    "Yeah?" Taako pointed at the vines surrounding Merle, the actual steel that Biceps over there just bent, and his own cell phone, which had just turned into a block of chocolate in his hand.
    "What the fuck."

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    Everyone heard the story.
    Not everyone got the message.
    ***
    Over a year after The Story and Song, Governor Kalen returns to Raven's Roost.

    Series
    • Part 2 of TAZ
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    “Well, I hadn’t thought I would ever say this, but I suppose it’s a good thing I nearly burned down both of our apartments,” Kravitz said soberly. There was a brief second of silence, enough time for Kravitz to wonder if he had fucked it up, when Taako’s unique peal of laughter rang throughout the kitchen again.
    “I don’t know if I would go that far!” Taako said, amusement clear in his voice. “Candlenights alone is still better than Candlenights on fire!”
    “It is called ‘Candlenights,’ some amount of fire is implied just in the name,” Kravitz argued playfully.

    Five years of gifts Kravitz gives Taako at Candlenights, and what he gets return.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
    Collections:
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    10
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    exchanges in grief, joy, celebration, commiseration and sometimes for no reason at all

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    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    7
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    71
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    (Working title)
    [This is an au fic, BUT IT STILL CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR AND REFERENCES TO THE ADVENTURE ZONE: BALANCE!]
    Another college au, this time from a different fandom!
    The IPRE crew has dealt with giant bears, mushroom worlds, memory erasing monsters, and the end of the world a hundred times. But how will the cast handle being thrown into a modern college environment? Find out in my light plotted, self indulgent writing! It's The Adventure Zone!

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    14
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    2
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    All Merle and his daemon wanted was to be free.

    Magnus has lost too much, he can't lose his daemon too.

    Taako didn’t have a daemon. He never had.

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    Starts off as your standard daemon au, and then things go really off the rails. Can be understood with no prior knowledge of The Golden Compass.

    Language:
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    54,120
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2617
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    “Then look for me by moonlight,
    Watch for me by moonlight,
    I’ll come to thee by moonlight,
    Though hell shall bar the way.”

     

    A Taakitz love story based on the famous poem “The Highwayman” by Alfred Noyes.

    Series
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    English
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    7,213
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    218
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    Two thieves Taako and Sloane are wandering through the castle when they are caught by the crown prince they accidentally found the dragon prince's egg now they are forced to go across the kingdom with sloane's crush, a human bear, a literal angel, the prince"s kid brother and the prince himself whilst working to regain the egg is an eccentric dark mage Barry J Bluejeans who seems to be more interested in the umbrella Taako stole.

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    2,803
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    140
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    Fate pulls a string: Magnus doesn't put on his shoes and Lucretia doesn't wipe everyone's memories. All knowledge of the Grand Relics is erased, ending the war they had released onto this world, but the Seven Birds still have each other. Finally, they are free to stop running, start living, and move on with their lives.

    Then the Hunger finds them.

    Now they have one year to come back together, reclaim their relics, and stop the apocalypse once and for all. But time has changed everything, and they're not the only ones seeking to claim the Grand Relics as their own. But after twelve years of hiding from the living storm, are the Seven Birds still meant to be the heroes of the multiverse or is there a new story in flight?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    228,955
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    585
    Kudos:
    551
    Bookmarks:
    127
    Hits:
    7258
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    University Senior and Culinary Arts Major Extraordinaire, Taako– who knows absolutely nothing about boxing at all– accidentally gets himself elected as the president of the boxing club. Follow him as he makes some friends, faces down some enemies, and maybe learns a little bit about boxing along the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,582
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    674

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