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    How do you pinpoint the exact moment that things went wrong? How do you know the point where things could have changed?

    For Magnus Burnsides, life changed forever with a travelling show and a beautiful Elf, and a bad case of Arsenic poisoning. But it actually started much, much earlier, with bad decisions in a darkened room. With a desperate choice. With a necessary betrayal. With a Hunger that could never be sated. Magnus just didn't know that at the time.

    [NGL, there's lots of whump in the early chapters, but there IS a happy ending]

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    Their honeymoon was SUPPOSED to be spent on a beachfront property with fruity cocktails that had those little umbrellas and not looking at anyone but each other-
    But Lucretia asked VERY nicely.

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    Killian has never been open with other people. Caret notwithstanding, no one on the B.O.B. had ever had the distinct joy of meeting her family—partially because most people assume all orcs know each other and the rest is because her family fucking sucks massive dragon dick (ha ha)—so this was out of the ordinary by far.

    See, she needed Tres Horny Boys to housesit. And that means talking about the elephant in the room: her displaced, traumatized, scarred cousin.

    (Distantly related, sure, but family is family.)

    Irony is: Magnus already knows her.

    Irony again: she sure as shit doesn't know him.

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    The Animus bells' effects were immediate and devastating.

    Magnus' soul was forced out of his body and pulled to the astral plane.

    Taako casts magic jar and uses his strength to pull Magnus away from the rift.

    Merle summons their souls back from the astral plane to complete the rescue mission.

    That was in one reality. The one we all know and love.

    This time, someone doesn't roll good enough.

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    Kravitz is an apprentice for the town's mortician, and Taako works at the local apothecary. They meet more often than either of them thought possible.

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    Taako refuses to let his sister become a lich alone.

    This...changes things.

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    “If I hold on, you’ll be back with me tomorrow.”

    Being an annoying teenager is hard enough without a weird teacher causing you a lot of problems and a mean nerd trying to ruin your life.

    Or

    Taako and Lup find themselves caught in a delicate legal battle with less than delicate people as they try to conquer high school and protect their friends.

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    Barry doesn’t know what the dreams mean, and he’s never been able to articulate them to anyone else. There’s something weird about his life, he knows, because the coin tells him so. He can only trust that whatever the coin is leading him to comes with answers.

     

    You ever think about how Lup's relic murdered the love of her life? Cause I sure do.

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    As an amateur detective, Angus McDonald has solved a number of mysteries, mostly of the missing keys and stolen toys variety. Currently, his most interesting cases are on why Taako’s strange new boyfriend is keeping secrets and what Taako’s strange reaction to some names in an old cookbook could possibly mean.
    But as his investigations into both cases reveal connections to a five year old break-in to the IPRE lab, Angus uncovers a secret that could change the lives of everyone around him forever.

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    When Phandalin goes up in flames practically overnight, world-famous detective Angus McDonald is on the case (whether his services are specifically requested or not). But what to do with its lone survivor? One elven little boy and his umbrella may just hold all the answers... ...and prove to be Angus's greatest unsolved mystery yet. One thing's for sure: it's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors.

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    Don't believe everything you hear. Especially if it's broadcast directly into your brain by a magical space jellyfish.

    After the Day of Story and Song, one tabloid reporter is determined to dig up the truth about the IPRE crew, and reveal them for the nefarious vampire bird aliens they secretly are.

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    They erased all knowledge of the Grand Relics, ending the war their attempts to stall the apocalypse had caused. Knowing that the world is finally saved from both the Hunger and themselves, the Seven Birds go their separate ways. They start families, change careers, and seek retirement. It's not all happy, but it's the simple life they've earned. For a while, everything is great.

    Until the Hunger finds them.

    Now the Seven Birds have one year to reclaim all their relics and stop the apocalypse from happening again. Coming out of retirement is never easy, but when you're travelers from another plane, there's no one else who can do the job better. Or, so they say.

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    Five times Maureen almost killed me with a robot and one time she didn’t. AKA, this is everqueen's fault, and I really enjoyed writing this. Sat at the last chapter, but up until then it's very amusing!

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    Every single person in TAZ Balance except for a select few have committed various tax-related crimes and now that's catching up with them

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    All Merle and his daemon wanted was to be free.

    Magnus has lost too much, he can't lose his daemon too.

    Taako didn’t have a daemon. He never had.

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    Starts off as your standard daemon au, and then things go really off the rails. Can be understood with no prior knowledge of The Golden Compass.

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    Pull back until the ring of planets all disappear into the emerald green of the plane of thought, spinning with its eleven partners in the complicated steps of a sedate and ancient dance.

    Pull back, until you can see the spiderweb of fine, ash-grey cracks that filigree its perfect surface.

    This is where an entity - or possibly a force - known as the Hunger made its last stand, where it was destroyed once and for all and all of its victims freed. But, as Jeffandrew once said, everything that is was created by something bigger.

    This is where the world nearly ended. And this is where the world will end again.

     ...

    There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. You're not seeing double, you're just seeing into...the Adventure Zone!

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    Kravitz holds his face in his hands and releases a long groan.

    “Aw, come on, it ain't all that bad,” Ren consoles from the other side of the bar.

    “She left me with a shoe factory.” Kravitz drops his hands to the bartop to look up at her, nearly knocking over his empty cocktail glass in the process. “A tiny, failing shoe factory. What am I supposed to do with that?”

    --

    Kravitz has found himself the proprietor of a local shoe manufacturer. Taako is a drag star. They make a business deal.

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    Sure, they’ve passed the Test of Initiation to get into the Bureau of Balance. Now comes the hard part. Step 1: steal the most obnoxious bard pants that ever existed. Step 2: have a full conversation with Johann, blatantly ignoring the fact that you’ve stolen the poor bard’s pants.

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    Taako and Lup are forcibly adopted into the Panite Commune as kids, and grow up alongside the other five birds. Then Magus's wife Julia is murdered, and the seven decide to use the necromancy spell Resurrection to bring her back to life.

    Nothing says family bonding quite like performing highly illegal magic rituals and invoking the wrath of the Goddess of Death.

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    4/?
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    Short (i really do mean short) ficlets of domestic scenes post story & song. I've got quite a few planned, and im taking requests for these (can't guarantee I'll write them tho) on my tumblr, @gabblewriteswhump.

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    3/?
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    24
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