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    One of the first things Lucretia noticed about the twins was their hair. They came into training on the first day with it dyed neon green and by the next week, it was ocean blue. The length never changed. She asked them about their past.

    “It wasn’t the most comfortable way of living,” Lup laughed.

    “I don’t have to talk about that shit with you,” Taako said.

    Piece by piece, Lucretia figured it out anyway. She kind of understood the twins, then. It wasn't the first time she’s understood them on something weird, but it might have been the most important one yet.

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    When the elusive twin bank robbers Lup and Taako are recruited for the biggest heist in the history of Faerûn, cracking the safe is the least of their problems. They go head-to-head with a mysterious leader, their new criminal roommates, and a cute necromancer. But their golden fantasy takes a dark turn inside the bank, and if they want to save everyone, their only hope is the person who got them into this mess in the first place.

    Can the Professor keep all her promises? Can Lup handle her worst nightmare realized? Can the Red Robes unite when they are torn apart? With millions of gold and their lives on the line, they'll need more than just a kick-ass uniform to pull it off.

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    Davenport’s text haunted Lup to her very core. At least he wasn’t angry at her or something. He was the kind of guy she’d assume would kick her off the team for something like this. The nude had been… not overly tasteful, but it was nice. She looked good. Her tits, importantly, looked good.

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    “‘These are not your friends anymore, Lucretia’ she tells herself. but it’s hard to believe when their faces look so familiar.” - @mcelboycontent

    This fic was inspired by a tumblr post by @mcelboycontent, which begged the question: what would happen if all of the members of the IPRE were corrupted by their own relics, except for Lucretia, who had to go around and rescue her own family members from their own (and her own) destruction? I do my very best to answer that.

    Title from "The Mighty Echo" by The Family Crest

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    Ficlets originally posted on my tumblr, @barry-j-blupjeans

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    The Institute of Planar Research and Exploration set their maiden voyage to sail through the stars the day the world ended. No one knew what was going to happen as the small, silver ship took sail. A hundred years later, almost no one remembers what did happen. But eventually, we remember. We remember it all.
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    A collection of moments and events from the IPRE's century throughout all the planarverses. And then, moments on their new home.

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    Taako is mysteriously absent from the Bureau of Balance "we-saved-the-world" party so Lucretia goes and checks up on him. It doesn't end well.

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    Or Six Times Lucretia's Family Brought Her Back From the Brink, and One Time She Had To Do it For Herself

    Curses linger on the IPRE crew members when they go to new worlds. When Lucretia gets bitten and turned to a werewolf, she knows she will have to live with it forever. It's fortunate then- that the world it happened on has developed quite a few techniques for handling that- and that she has such a loving family.

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    A century of birthdays together, over a decade of birthdays alone. And then one.
    A look at how birthdays worked during the stolen century and the years past.

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    Kravitz has to transfer schools and ends up going to the same school as Taako.

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    Five times Taako's eating disorder came up, and one time he did something about it.

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    Lucretia has been successfully outrunning the Judges, if only just barely, but she knows she's going to need help if she wants to continue to survive and secure her escape when the Hunger comes.

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    Barry has known Lup and Taako since kindergarten. He knows how they can be when they want something. Lup wants nothing more than to protect her brother, and Taako- well, let's just say that he's come to the conclusion that Kravitz and Barry are a bad influence on his sister.

    Maybe he's right. But those anomalies aren't going to kill themselves, and someone has to keep the existence of monsters under the wraps.

    Currently undergoing some edits! Please forgive tense inconsistencies.

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    Taako asked Kravitz to figure out what was up with his Umbrastaff. Kravitz still isn't sure how it could have gone worse.

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    Oh no, there's only one bed for Lup and Barry! Whatever will occur?

    In my defense, Lup and Barry are dumb and in love, your honor.

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    Taako makes an amazing Cake... Or at least he's planning on making an Amazing cake. Unfortunatly it's for his estranged ex-boss and former crewmate slash little sister from another mister's party.
    Who'd have thought a birthday would be such a conundrum, or be so complicated for a chef.

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    Based on the head canon that Lucretia had feelings for Lup during the stolen century but never acted on them.

    Title from Cleopatra by the Lumineers

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    Kravitz is steadfast and sharp, Davenport's experienced first mate. He can chart the stars like few others and knows his way around a spell or two. Taako is brilliant and daring, born to be a pioneer in whatever field he gets his hands on. Neither of their presences aboard the Starblaster are anything less than vital.
    But if Kravitz thinks Taako is a reckless showoff who's not nearly as smart as he claims and Taako thinks Kravitz needs to get a multitude of sticks out of where they're currently residing in his ass, then, well. Surely that'll make for a fun social experiment. The team at IPRE has been meaning to see if an on-ship feud would affect the Bond Engines, anyway.

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    A peek into a few different days at the illustrious Starblaster Lanes, the single bowling alley in town. It has everything from competent managers, to broken equipment, to a pair of twins at the front counter who threaten to steal customers' shoes!

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    Barry doesn't feel pain in this form. Or, he shouldn't. He doesn't have glands, or a brain, in the typical sense, and he definitely doesn't have a heart. Despite all of that, what he's feeling can only be described as heartbreak.
    Lup's gone. His family doesn't remember him, except Lucretia, and she... Well. They're not on speaking terms. And he doesn't even have legs. How can a single malfunctioning robot save the world?
    Of course, none of that means he's giving up. It just means he's got to get creative.

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