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    Taako accidentally drinks from a cursed cup. Meanwhile, his friends have to juggle looking for the cursed artifact and caring for a regressed Taako.

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    Taako and Kravitz are getting married. Except, well, there’s a little bit of a wrinkle. A tiny hiccup. The planar system’s smallest monkey wrench.

    The thing is, the whole “alive/dead” thing is kind of a problem vis a vis ancient death rules. To beat the system, the Raven Queen’s got a fetch quest that’s a little more complicated than your usual wedding “something old, something blue” and a little more urgent than your standard save the date. Good thing Tres Horny Boys have a whole year of relevant job experience in finding things, because Taako, and everyone else for that matter, has his work cut out for him well before any wedding cake’s getting cut.

    Turns out getting married is a little more complicated when your relationship is less “Til Death Do Us Part” and more “At Death Do We Start.”

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    In the city of Neverwinter, there sits an apartment building. It isn’t the biggest apartment building, or the nicest, or even the cheapest, but for the people who live there—and even some who don’t—it’s home, and that’s what matters in the end.

     

    (A TAZ: Balance AU for the modren era, where we take your podcast and turn it alchemy-like into fanfiction. More of a series of interconnected one-shots than anything. Any and all characters and relationships tagged are important characters for at least one chapter, I promise.)

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    “I’m fine,” Taako complained. “Our dumbass meat-shield took most of the hit anyways, I’m-- don’t, hey-- stop-- would you-- fuck! Merle, ow!”

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    The funeral of one of the birds should have more attendants than this, some part of Taako thinks. But Magnus hadn’t wanted that, of course; he’d told Taako as much decades ago, just a few years after the Day of Story and Song. Taako had laughed then, told him he’d regret it when there weren’t any adoring fans weeping and tossing flowers into his grave. Taako isn’t laughing now, here in this clearing with the body that used to be his friend.

    (What comes after the end.)

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    Dualityandsuch/Lampersands decided to give Magnus Burnsides the Hawkeye Initiative treatment with Pervy Anime tropes, and I, being a fiend of the worst quality, decided to egg her on by publishing ficcage to go with. Everyone keeps some clothing on and it's all PG with hints in the vague direction of sexytimes. More double-entendre and what people might be thinking than actual action.

    Rating just in case.

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    The seven birds have failed and now face another endless journey through the cosmos.
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    This is kind of a rewrite of something I drew a while back, but deleted and I felt like continuing it cause I really liked the idea.

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    "Magnus Burnsides," the leader said. "We meet at last. Governor Kalen will be most pleased to see you again. He's been searching for you for so long."

     

     

    When Magnus is captured by mercenaries, it's up to Taako and Merle to rescue him. But Magnus hasn't told anyone about his past, and with an unbalanced team, the boys can't hope to do it alone.

    And, it turns out, neither can Magnus.

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    Taako likes to think that meeting a goddess in the Girl’s Toy section of a Fantasy Wal-Mart was where his life got… well, got really fuckin weird. Sure, his sister and her husband turned into liches a while back but that's just something that happens sometimes, and he just got fired from the Library of Arcane History for reasons he can't legally disclose to anyone in public, but still. It's not Goddess on a trike type of weird. But hey, Istus gives him sick bling, so what's he gonna do? Turn her down? Have you even met him?

    Kravitz has long since abandoned the notion that his life was ever normal since, for as long as he can remember, he's been following a raven with golden eyes. Of course, there's also that time he knows for a fact he died, but something fucked up along the way because he's still alive and the necromancers that pulled out his heart aren't. Also, what happened to his heart?

    It's the Adventure Zone!

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    This has been their lives for years now. Contract killing isn’t exactly something a kid plans on growing into, but hopping from one foster family to another, Taako’s useful skills and qualifications were always limited. Magic, though, came easy to him. He poured everything into self-teaching, making himself valuable with common little tricks like basic transmutation and levitation. Nothing remarkable compared to more traditionally schooled magic users, but he made it work for him. It was his sister Lup’s talents that caught the attention of the wrong kind of people.

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    Fuck elf lifespans, am I right?

    (The letters that Taako writes for the people who have left his life as time goes on).

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    Magus is dying after living a very long and happy life, and as he lies on his death bed, his very best friends see his mortal enemy out in the town, as mad as he was described and just as deserving as the punishment Magnus asked for him.

    Governor Kalen is about to suffer for the biggest mistake of his god damn life.

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    TW: Non-graphic Rape/Sexual Abuse, depictions of Physical/Emotional Abuse, references to children almost being physically abused, self-blaming, suicidal urges/thoughts. Most of this is past and in the first chapter. The majority of the rest of it is hurt/comfort and recovery, however, these topics are discussed.

     

    Taako has been through a lot. Despite being exactly where he wants to be in life, his past traumas still affect him. His friends and family see him suffering so they decide to get him help.

     

    This is a vent free verse poem thingy based on my own experiences. Topics may be triggering. I promise this ends well, though.

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    A collection of short, disconnected missing scenes, hypotheticals, and character studies. Duck Newton meets Kravitz. Magnus takes a hit. The Moonbase has some quirks.

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    The Bureau's best Reclaimers go after a relic, and come back with something else entirely

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    This is a two hour long downloadable fangame with music, art, boss battles, and a heavy (very angsty) storyline. There is triggering content so please be mindful of that.

    Taako, the Sea Wizard, returns home after a month to find his home in a state of conflict.
    He and his two familiars try their best to protect the kingdom,
    But his ex-familair, the shark Kravitz, stands in his way
    "You shouldn't be here! Leave this sea right now!"

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    Lady fate can see that the one expedited birth she caused has changed much. Many things change as Magnus Burnsides becomes a father, and Angus Hope McDonald his son. But some things do not change. She hopes that as her tapestry and her needles dull- as the end grows nearer- it changes enough. Istus holds tight to her faith in them, in the hope they will do the same.

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    Everyone heard the story.
    Not everyone got the message.
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    Over a year after The Story and Song, Governor Kalen returns to Raven's Roost.

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    • Part 2 of TAZ
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    Griffin: I'm just saying, we need to do a series wrap on Jenkins this episode, cause I don't think I'm gonna be able to do him next week.

    Travis: I kill Jenkins!

    Griffin: Wait, what?

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    The umbrastaff breaks.

    But it's too soon.

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    11/?
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