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    When the elusive twin bank robbers Lup and Taako are recruited for the biggest heist in the history of Faerun, cracking the safe is the least of their problems. They go head-to-head with a mysterious leader, their new criminal roommates, and a cute necromancer. But their golden fantasy takes a dark turn inside the bank, and if they want to save everyone, their only hope is the person who got them into this mess in the first place.

    Can the Professor keep all her promises? Can Lup handle her worst nightmare realized? Can the Red Robes unite when they are torn apart? With millions of gold and their lives on the line, they'll need more than just a kick-ass uniform to pull it off.

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    Taako and Kravitz fell in love fast after the Crystal Kingdom, but perhaps it was a bit more complicated than that. When the Story and Song unfurled through the planes, Kravitz remembered his own impossible past. The strange, beautiful realm that spread across the expanse of an asteroid belt. He remembered Taako, and how they’d fallen in love there, too, but it was soft, slow, and in secret.

    It was the 71st cycle of the Stolen Century. The Starblaster crash landed on one of the asteroids of this plane, and the Light of Creation fell far away and out of sight. They must find it before it slips into the wrong hands, before Taako falls too far in love to back out, before the Hunger arrives to destroy them all.

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    Magnus is being a dick, Taako is trying, and Merle is aiding the chaos.

    (Rated T for a single sex joke at the very end)

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    Taako’s a little down and Magnus knows him well enough not to prod too much. He might start prodding in other ways though...

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    “Maybe I’m imagining this, but I’m getting a feeling that you might want to kiss me,” he says, and Magnus can hear the ocean roaring in his ears.

     

     

    “Was I being that obvious?” he manages a casual-sounding little laugh, like it’s no big thing. Which it isn’t.

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    “Magnus Burnsides,” he says, “I think I might be your kid’s new coach?”

    Oh.

    Taako reluctantly takes the hand in front of him and gives it one up-and-down shake before letting go and tucking his hand into his armpit. “Oh, he’s not my kid.”

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    What if Magnus, Merle, and Taako had a fourth traveling companion? His name is Q, a human ranger weapon's expert with a soft spot for tea, who might discover he also has a soft spot for a certain someone they meet early on in their travels. Will their bond survive the precarious nature of Q's job?

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    "Lup’s heart hammered in her chest as she looked down at the dagger.

    She had come so close to dying. So close to burning her body on this last cycle.

    She breathed a sigh of relief and gathered herself before quickly leaving Wave Echo Cave. The gauntlet was safe now. No one could possibly find it and she would be able to sleep at nights now."

    Lup does not die in Wave Echo Cave. Unfortunately, Lucretia's plan still goes into action. A chance meeting in an inn changes the story. A chance meeting brings people together much sooner.

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    Taako's a baker tasked with his most important (and indecisive) client- his sister, Lup.

    Kravitz is a florist who's very confused by this random man who keeps coming into the shop every other day for new flowers.

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    Chapters:
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    Barry knew Lup would absolutely adore Angus, and he ached thinking about how much she would love the domesticity of it all, taking care of just the best kid in the world. It was sad to think he’d finally gotten some piece of that domestic life, and none of it was how it was supposed to be. He and Lup weren’t raising a kid together in a nice home with all of their friends around to help out. Taako was supposed to be the cool uncle who was a bad influence and Magnus was supposed to balance him out by being an excellent influence. Davenport was supposed to teach him important life lessons and Merle was supposed to balance that out by teaching him terrible life lessons.
    Instead of that beautiful fantasy, Barry was in a cave he had haphazardly turned into a home, half-raising a kid who wasn't his to raise, all by himself.
    And yet, he was grateful to be able to do it.

     

    The one where Barry pseudo-adopts Angus before he's recruited into the Bureau.

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    With the trials of the last cycle behind them, Lup and Barry are ready to relax and enjoy their time together. But with much of their family still in the dark about Barry's secret, things aren't as calm as they might hope.

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    Magnus has always really wanted to play with Taako’s hair. He finally gets a chance to and learns something shocking, Taako’s hair is a mess. This leaves one option of course, it’s up to him to fix his friends hair.

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    Barry doesn't feel pain in this form. Or, he shouldn't. He doesn't have glands, or a brain, in the typical sense, and he definitely doesn't have a heart. Despite all of that, what he's feeling can only be described as heartbreak.
    Lup's gone. His family doesn't remember him, except Lucretia, and she... Well. They're not on speaking terms. And he doesn't even have legs. How can a single malfunctioning robot save the world?
    Of course, none of that means he's giving up. It just means he's got to get creative.

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    Taako makes an amazing Cake... Or at least he's planning on making an Amazing cake. Unfortunatly it's for his estranged ex-boss and former crewmate slash little sister from another mister's party.
    Who'd have thought a birthday would be such a conundrum, or be so complicated for a chef.

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    10/?
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    It was supposed to be like all the rest of their missions. Go in, get the relic, go back to the Bureau of Balance tomorrow with minor injuries. Well, the relic was a false tip but they did go back to the Bureau at least! Albeit, with an injury worse than they've had to deal with so far. (Basically, Taako gets hurt unexpectedly and the Dos Horny Boys (ft. Bone Daddy) are here to help).

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    5
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    It's Candlenights! It's time for the family to get back together to celebrate!

    Except... Sometimes, families have tension.

    And sometimes, that tension boils over into disaster.

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    As it turns out, one of the Starblaster crew isn't quite as altruistic or optimistic as the other 6.

    The Hunger gets a new member.

    "I’m sorry, but I’ve been living a hundred years with me and one year with millions of people, interchangeable! I guess I just got to a point where… I was the one that I could focus on, because everybody else that I ever met, aside from the six of you, were dust. They were just talking dust, okay? So I started worrying a lot more about me, because what was the fuckin’ point."

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    As the Starblaster crew settle into the routine of each cycle, they have a lot of questions to answer about the situation they find themselves in. A quarter of the way through their journey, events conspire to eventually answer an important one (its almost completely irrelevant actually)

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    Magnus takes the chalice.

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    1/?
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    The crew of the IPRE have lost their entire world. They must figure out how to adapt to their new mission-- stopping the plane-consuming mass that swallowed their world and every one they've visited since.

    This is no life for a child, and Taako never wanted his baby to grow up like this. But at least they have their family around to help.

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    37,224
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1591

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