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"C'mon, Spamton. Do we need a special occasion to share a drink? Like old times?" Tenna laughed nervously, raising his own glass to his lips and knocking back a smooth sip of the beverage. It was strong and heady, the warm, nostalgic burn that tasted like static and... Tenna looked at Spamton. This taste was something he had always associated with Spamton. It tasted like him.
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- Part 5 of CowboySimp's Spamtenna Hell
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Tenna has been neglecting to do maintenance on himself, its been entirely too long since he'd been taken care of. Luckily his business partner is all too willing to help him take care of that.
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- Part 4 of CowboySimp's Spamtenna Hell
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Maybe one day, Mettaton would move on, like Spamton did. Maybe he would leave behind the old TV that just collected dust, and allow him to fall into obsoletion. But until then, Tenna was going to work his hardest to make Mettaton happy. He…made him happy. Happier than he'd been in a very long time.
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Tenna is finally moving on, but Mettaton reminds him of an old familiar salesman.
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- Part 3 of CowboySimp's Spamtenna Hell
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"[CRT], I think that [[Dream Body for 59.99]] of yours is [SPEAK UP] for itself." Spamton smirked from where he kneeled in Tenna's lap. His small white hands hands slid up his sides, coming to rest on his chest as he stood up, coming face to face with him. He grabbed the cigar from his mouth and tossed it aside, letting it continue to burn on the tiled floor a few feet away. "We could [gently used] a chance to [[KISS AND MAKE UP]], don't you think?" Spamton asked, eyes half lidded as he wrapped his fingers around Tenna's signature yellow tie.
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Spamton and Tenna argue after a bad day on set, but Spamton apologizes in his own special way.
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- Part 2 of CowboySimp's Spamtenna Hell
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Spamton and Tenna spend an evening out in celebration of their successful business partnership at a club in Cyber City.
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- Part 1 of CowboySimp's Spamtenna Hell
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Jojo's Lewd Adventure: A Series of Smutty One-Shots by CowboySimp
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Jun 2024
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Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.
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The Siren, The Sea, & The Solstice by the_proverbial_pen
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
08 Sep 2025
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You, a humble weaver on the island of Ithaca, have received a commission from the Temple of Poseidon, your god and your newfound lover. You are to complete a tapestry by the winter solstice to be hung in the temple that depicts the majesty of his vast domain, intended to inspire a new generation of Poseidon's faithful. There's only one problem—you've never actually left the island, let alone seen his domain for yourself. Perhaps He of All Waters would be willing to extend his favor and provide exactly the kind of inspiration you'd need...
-Set after the events of Hook, Line, and Sinker-
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- Part 3 of EPIC: The Siren Saga
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01 Mar 2025
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You start working at the Pizzaplex, hoping your fear of animatronics will be easy to get over. Too bad a certain gator isn't helping...
Will he eat you or treat you?
Rock and Roll.
(Skip to ch.10 if you're just here for the smut :) )
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05 Jan 2022