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    Ann's had a long week, and an even longer few months since she and James have had any real time alone together. Pent up, frustrated, tired, and with the house to herself, she decides it's time to do something about it. What happens though when she realizes she isn't as alone thought she was? Will she stop? or will she give in to her temptations to keep going. Find out!

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    1/1
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    Pirate King Hongjoong takes his newest crewmember Seonghwa on his first treasure hunt. Magic ensues.

    - Go read Prince of Bones first to unlock this -

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    English
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    49,115
    Chapters:
    23/30
    Comments:
    459
    Kudos:
    252
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
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    A healthy white Leghorn chicken can produce as many as 300 eggs a year, at a rate of about 4 a week.

    - or -

    Gyro's eggo may not be preggo, but maybe he shouldn't have used that experimental hormone on himself.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    This is the background story of what happened to Dabi, while he was at home with his abusive father and after he ran away as well as what happens with Hawks and him.

     

    Extreme warning of despicable content.
    Certain parts will literally have warnings upon warnings at the beginning of the chapter!

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    English
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    3,767
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2115
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    Trystan knows the whole truth now.
    Having gone through a journet of acceptance, he thinks he is ready to face his father again.
    Is Jack ready to face the son he drugged?
    Will they ger the happy ending they deserved?

    Series
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    English
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    10,149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
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    7
    Hits:
    283
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    Long ago, an alien came from the stars to conquer the planet. But by the will of a 12 year old nerd, it would not come to pass!

    Eventually the rivalry they shared cooled into a mutal peace. Neither ever expected to discover that the other was thier PERFECT MATCH!

    And so begins our tale of suppressed feelings, memes, and ugly truths. How will this end? WE DON'T KNOW EITHER, SO STAY TUNED!

    (Disclaimer: We do not own Invader Zim or the characters. There are also a few outfits we borrowed from a few different comics. I'll point them out in the future! Anyways!... Enjoy!)

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    English
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    322,214
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3435
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    Eight of the Sydney Swans' young guns take "training in small groups" to new extremes in the form of a kinky, one-time-only orgy.

    But when some accidental aphrodisiacs and a fucked-up drinking game from the dark-web get involved, the boys have no idea what they are in store for.

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    6,641
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1482
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    A collection of ficlets celebrating one thing: masturbation!

    welcome to maysturbation 2020!

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    English
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    9,533
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2592
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    What if Hamlet falls in love with his uncle?

    An extended whirlwind romance between a young prince and the archnemesis of his clan. After the storm, a dance between two dragons ensues.

    "Sylvester, or Sevy as everyone seems to call him, is always lively and vivacious, he is able to retain a playful attitude even at the hardest of times.

    He can add colours to the chameleon, yet still finds time to smuggle a mouthful of lemony Turkish Delights at the same time".

    There’s love, there’s war, there's bad grammar and dragon sex, there you have it.

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    3,714
    Chapters:
    4/7
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    409
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    What if they could talk?
    After a banquet at Lotus Pier, the eight Spiritual Weapons and instruments sat together and reminisces their hard life and misuse of their owners as sex toys

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    English
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    1,290
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    178
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    I honestly genuinely am sorry this exists, but I was basically held at gunpoint by my brain. So yeah. Based on some pics of Tom Holland golfing, and almost nothing else.

    Tom Holland/Jake Gyllenhaal RPF where Jake is kind of possessive and an asshole (because really, I've seen interviews with him, come on).

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    581
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    Makoto Naegi was plotting a way to escape the academy, when a certain bear wants to know some things about the "Lucky" student.

    Done by me and someone on Discord during an RP.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    538
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    Shouto has been obsessed with meeting you again ever since a chance encounter on a rainy April night. Not only do you barely remember this meeting, you also can't tell the difference between affection and an urge to kill - you've never held a boy's hand in your own, only a knife. Now you have someone, and a straitlaced prospective hero, at that, vying for the attention of you, a budding serial killer with a roulette wheel for a moral compass? But perhaps you two can make this work... After all, Shouto's not quite so moral as you initially assumed, unless him following you home, attacking people who so much as breathe in your direction, and, perhaps most disconcerting of all, reveling in the fact that your urge to kill him means that you return his feelings count as 'good'. Add in the fact that you're not quite the scofflaw you attempt to present yourself as, and you've got a recipe for disaster. And also Dutch apple pie, but that's a whole other story.

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    English
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    161,254
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    413
    Kudos:
    711
    Bookmarks:
    130
    Hits:
    29768
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    One night. One drunken text. One giant mistake. At least, that's the way Harrison Osterfield sees it. How else is he to react when his best friend's dirty selfie ends up on his phone?

    Rated NC-17 for explicit sexual content and strong language.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,510
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1144
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    Playing as 'The Duke' is hard enough, let alone with a certain courier judging his every move. But when Countess Cleo sends Dash Haber ahead of time to check on the Vermeer collection, Zack only has one option: improvise.

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    English
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    2,706
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    297
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    The truth bomb that unexpectedly came Trystan's way, destroyed his world and everything he believed in.
    Now, he is left confused and unsure how to feel about the whole situation.
    The next few hours is crucial on how he makes up his mind about things... about Jack.

    But how can Jack save his relationship with his son, when he doesn't even know where Trystan is?

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    32,869
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2683
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    Oh, if he could see him now! Actually fulfilling this scandalous shared fantasy. The great Hanguang-Jun appearing akin to a tomato with how red his face would be! And he would say something along the lines of-

    "Wei Ying! What on earth are you doing?!" Yes, just like that. Wait a second...

    (title inspired by "jealousy" by monsta x)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,920
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1155
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    Nabriales, the Majestic... For once, your king pays YOU obeisance, instead of demanding his due.

    Language:
    English
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    1,270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    169
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    Izuku isn’t sure how she got into this mess, but she also isn’t sure she wants it to stop anytime soon. Never in a million years would she have thought she’d be into something this debauched.

    A series of one-shots.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,635
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    8770
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    It all began the night after the primus. Gannicus is to leave the next day and Crixus wants Gannicus to remember him always.

    Then it became apparent to the Gaul how little self control he has even when it comes to those he loves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    106,669
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    524
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    4397

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