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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    “You’re just jealous dinosaurs figured out same-sex reproduction before you did. Just think, sis. You could’ve scissored the Roy heir into existence–”
    “Let the record show she really, really tried–”
    “–If you’d been a bit more reptilian.”
    “Shut it, Ken. You’ll make your brother pop a boner.”
    Roman waggles his eyebrows.
    “Too late.”
    Tom looks faintly nauseous, which Roman thinks is fairly hypocritical from a man who’s left enough cum up Greg’s tight white asshole that Slenderqueer could probably mould a mini-Wambsgans with the right combination of clenches.

     

    In an attempt to bring Waystar Royco into the 21st century, Tom Wambsgans looks to the Jurassic.

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    03 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    It's 2004, and Roman and Gerri's thing happens twenty years early.

    They get caught, and everything goes to hell.

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    23 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    She watches his eyes dart from one barely-touched entrée to another. They're doing the same calculus at the same time—he can't finish it. There's no way.

    He grimaces. "Yeah, so, the problem with that is, I don't actually like any of this shit. Um, and also I'm full. Yeah, and, uh, I'd like to see you maybe, try and…make me?"

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    19 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    "Y'know, sweetheart..." Elvis settled back into his chair, letting his legs fall apart, before he rested a big palm on each of his muscular thighs. His rings glittered in the candlelight, as did his belt buckle. It was like a flickering silver runway that led your eyes straight to his crotch. "Right after every show, we take all them—" his eyes crinkled with mirth or embarrassment or a mixture of the two, "—brassieres 'n' things, the undergarments, the flowers—we take 'em all and get rid of 'em out back, dispose of 'em. Security reasons, The Colonel says."

    You scratched your pen along your notebook. "That seems wise," you said.

    "Still," he began. He furrowed his brows, appearing like he was internally deciding whether or not to continue his train of thought aloud. He was quiet for so long you wondered if he even had more to say. Eventually, though, he broke the silence, his voice drizzling sweet and thick from his lips. "Honey, if I looked down after a show 'n' saw your panties in the lot… well, I'd might jus' wanna keep 'em."

    OR, the story of how you get swept up into the hip-wigglin', song-singin', sex-swingin' world of the one and only King, Elvis Aaron Presley.

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    14 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    Parker's gambling was spiraling further out of control and Elvis was struggling to keep up with the losses as his health continues to decline. Parker's treatment of him becomes harsher and more cruel every day as he realizes he's running out of money faster than his client can earn it. Elvis ends up in the hospital where he forges a new friendship that will help him finally break free of his abuser for good.

    AU fix it fic using the altered timeline of events from the 2022 movie.

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    14 Oct 2025