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The Contract by whatacaitastrophe for xkatchy
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
21 Jun 2026
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"I'll take a break soon. Really."
"As it was with gods and reavers, I'll believe it when I see it."
OR
the one where viago forces teia to take a vacation.
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Hell That I Call Home by whatacaitastrophe
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
31 Mar 2026
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fallon "rook" de riva doesn't regret much, but not telling lucanis dellamorte how she feels before his untimely passing? that will haunt her until the day she dies. if she could go back and change it, fallon would fight like hell to keep him.
even after a year in the ossuary, lucanis dellamorte never stopped loving fallon de riva, but he told himself that if he ever escapes, he'll stay away from her, if only to keep her safe.
as if saving the world isn't going to be difficult on its own, fate seems to have decided that it isn't done yet with fallon de riva and lucanis dellamorte, and they have to do it together. everyone is in hell, but it's the hell that they call home.
**this is a sequel to my fic Hopeless Hallelujah. reading HH is not required to understand the bulk of this story, but definitely recommended for additional context**
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- Part 5 of The Misadventures of Fallon de Riva
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Like A Fever Dream - Rookanis Week 2026 by whatacaitastrophe
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
09 Mar 2026
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a series of log books from lucanis about fallon de riva over several points from their relationship.
Day 1: Coffee
Day 2: Open Doors / Cages
Day 3: Warmth / Touch / Romance
Day 4: Relaxation / Peace
Day 5: Family / Spite
Day 6: Dreams / Growing Old
Day 7: Free DaySeries
- Part 6 of The Misadventures of Fallon de Riva
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hold me & explore me by whatacaitastrophe for AshWritesRarely
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games)
20 Feb 2026
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fallon is stuck in minrathous on a job for the crows on her birthday, and she's pissed about it. juno makes her feel better.
**set five years before the events of my longfic, Hopeless Hallelujah**
juno belongs to AshWritesRarely <3
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- Part 3 of The Misadventures of Fallon de Riva
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Pockets Filled with Knives by whatacaitastrophe
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games)
26 Jan 2026
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Every marriage has secrets, but Fallon and Lucanis?
Fallon and Lucanis's secrets could kill.
When a vacation that was supposed to help fix their stagnant marriage turns deadly, Fallon and Lucanis must figure out how to move on from the shattered illusions of who they believed their spouse to be.
Every marriage has secrets, but not every marriage has pockets filled with knives, and well, that changes everything.
*loosely inspired by Mr. & Mrs. Smith*
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The Misadventures of Fallon de Riva by whatacaitastrophe
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
31 Mar 2026
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“Then, what is it you offer?”
The barkeep slid the requested wine up beside Astarion, and the pale stranger’s knowing smile returned. He leaned forward, closer now. When he reached past Astarion to fetch the glass, Astarion caught the otherworldly scent of his skin: earthy and herbal, but blue and scorched like the astral zephyr, as though what he had said about the planes was true. As the elf straightened, he paused for a moment, lingering at Astarion’s ear. He uttered a simple word: “Pleasure.”
Ten years after the defeat of the Absolute, Astarion haunts the streets of the Sword Coast like a ghost, alone, searching desperately for a cure to his undeath. While following the trail of a shadowy rumor, he meets a dark and mysterious man who reminds him of himself. With his fate hanging in the balance, he must decide whether to take this stranger’s hand and be led to a life new and strange. But—at what cost?
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Bookmarked by whatacaitastrophe
20 Jun 2026
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It should be a quick, clean job. Get in, get what he needs, get out, move on. But then, Lucanis should be in Treviso, not riding a crowded Minrathous rail line towards the inner city. On several fronts, things are off plan.
Lucanis works alone (except when he doesn't). Rook isn't supposed to be working at all (except she kinda is). Teaming up would be ridiculous. Crazy. It's not going to happen.
(It's happening.)
Bookmarked by whatacaitastrophe
07 Apr 2026
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Two Talons, Two Hearts by handsignals, xkatchy
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
10 Mar 2026
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Viago de Riva takes Andarateia Cantori up on her offer of a visit, after a required but unpleasant meeting with his father following the events of Eight Little Talons. After a tense miscommunication, Viago returns to Salle, not realizing Teia is soon to join him in pursuit of silent promises on the Verdant Isle…
Bookmarked by whatacaitastrophe
27 Jan 2026
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the divine right of kings by rook-de-rivas (someassemblingrequired)
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
23 May 2026
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14 Jan 2026
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Satinalia Magic by Vorcha_Girl for whatacaitastrophe
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Lucanis decides to surprise Rook for Satinalia, but Rook has a few ideas of her own about how to make the night even more magical!
Bookmarked by whatacaitastrophe
05 Jan 2026