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    There's three things pretty much everyone's sure of. One, there's a General Election coming up. Two, it's going to come down to two people. Three, those two people-David Cameron and Ed Miliband- will never, ever, stop arguing. Ever. It's impossible. And it's certainly impossible that the two of them could ever, possibly, willingly spend time together. It's impossible that you could start to enjoy spending time with the one person who disagrees with you on everything. It's impossible that you could find yourself confiding in your political rival. It's absolutely, completely, unutterably impossible that you could find yourselves maybe, possibly, navigating something together that might be more than just friendship.
    Impossible. Of course.
    Then again, impossibility isn't what it used to be.

    Epic Camerband fic, set from autumn 2014 onwards to some point in the near future. Overlaps with General Election and real-life events. A story of politics, awkward friendship, something more than awkward friendship and too much arguing.
    (No, really. Too much arguing.)
    (Check Author's Notes inside for reasons for absurd word-count, etc.:))

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    Everyone gets a soulmate. You don't get a choice in the matter. Fate decides who you love, whether you like it or not, and to her credit, she usually gets it right.

    This time, Fate fucks up. Like, majorly.

    (Or: Failed idol Jung Hoseok is bonded to the very person who destroyed his dream.)

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    Ben Solo is the hard line, up tight, AP English teacher, who never grew out of his angry teenage-boyhood worship of Hemingway. Rey Niima is the optimistic new Art teacher who’s quickly become every student’s favorite. Poe Dameron is the popular laid back teacher who makes History exciting and always brings his dog, BB, to class. Finn Rider is the cheerful Gym teacher, who can’t make it through sex ed without dying of embarrassment. Gwen Phasma is Finn’s hardass and competitive female counterpart, and she’s gonna take sex ed by the balls. Rose Tico is the adorable and surprisingly sassy Physics teacher whose class is interrupted by the occasional explosion. Armitage Hux teaches Civics and it’s a nightmare, just the way he likes it.

    Throw in a bunch of dysfunctional adults, rampant teenage hormones, some bathroom graffiti and the homecoming from hell.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    (Basically this whole thing is just done for laughs.)

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    After Prince Jon fled to the Wall, his father began a desperate search in Essos. When he returned, he had a new Queen by his side, the location of his son... and a kingdom wracked with political instability. When Rhaegar rides North, his three Queens are left to try to hold Westeros together... and deal not only with squabbling nobles, starving smallfolk, and an enraged Faith, but with something even closer to home.

    A string of poisonings hits the Red Keep, and an unlikely collection of detectives must stop them before the chaos around the Iron Throne becomes too great to control.

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    Holding his expensive camera tightly between his hands, Midoriya Izuku looked up at the once-white letters displayed on the black storefront banner. “The Hard Luck Bar,” he murmured to himself, unsure if he was getting ready to enter or flee.

    Amateur photographer Midoriya Izuku is stuck in a rut and desperate for a change of pace. Deep in his city's grimy underbelly, he finds exactly what he's looking for in the form of an underground punk sensation on the verge of their big break, fronted by a foul-mouthed firework of a human being.

    Loud, brash and passionate, Izuku may have just found the creative spark he needed, as well as something new to set his soul ablaze.

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    Just one night, just one chance meeting, could that possibly be enough to overturn a lifetime of training? How could one night disrupt everything Roxas had thought he had known about himself, destroy the carefully-crafted illusion he held of the world? Well, it can't. It won't. He won't let it happen. He knows his role, and this vampire will not change anything.

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    Izuku Midoriya takes the same train to and from school Monday through Friday, morning and night. His only company during these lonesome hours comes in the form of another boy his age—a teen with scarred hands and blood gem eyes, a stranger with ash-blond hair who walks in a shroud of danger and mystery.

    "Would you stop with that fucking muttering, idiot?"

    And before Izuku can find his footing, his life becomes a full-blown collision course thanks to walking cannonball Katsuki Bakugou.

    (And along the way he may have found the missing fuel to his fire).

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    “Book Nook, open til ten. This is Jimin, how can I help you?” He paused to listen. “Ten.” He looked at the receiver, then hung up. “What just happened?”

    Taehyung snorted out a laugh. “Did they really just…?”

    “God I hate people,” Jimin muttered.

     

    in which i intended to lift a small portion of dialogue from a movie, then molded it into something completely different and it ended up a lot gayer than the original

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    “Sometimes I wonder if I pushed too hard - if I still push your buttons too much - but then you smile at me and it’s like… It doesn’t matter. You’re here now and you love me and I’m so soft, so smitten for you, Min Yoongi. So, I guess I don’t even need to ask.”

    “You are and were entirely insufferable,” Yoongi mumbled, his smile giving away the game just as Jin had said. He carded his fingers through his hair and sighed, bending to plant a kiss on the top of his head. “I keep you with me because my dad sends the good snacks when you're around.”

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    In a world where countries are torn asunder through quests for greed, power, and understanding the realm of industrial technology and ancient magic, only the strongest—and smartest—dare to survive.

    Every individual is born with a phrase marking their bodies, linking them to their soulmate through the threads of fate and time.

    Izuku Midoriya is born with only half of a soulphrase on his wrist, destined to never meet the other half. A cruel omen.

    Though this has not stopped Izuku from dedicating his young life to researching soul-born magic and science under his master, the legendary Toshinori Yagi. He is determined to manifest his Quirk, with or without a destined soulmate.

    However, his life takes an unexpected turn when he rescues a volatile criminal—a man of great, savage beauty and many secrets.

    And so, Izuku realizes rather quickly that in his dangerous new quest, only the most willful survive, and if his new companion is anything to show for it, nothing will prepare him for what’s to come.

    [ Rewrite of The Rhythm of Fire and Wind ]

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    Ben is a werewolf/shifter trapped in his animal form by an evil warlock, and caught by animal control. Rey is a young and untrained witch looking for a familiar and a friend. In a world where magic is real and love is rare, can these two lost souls find their way through?

    This story is the product of reading a few stories where Rey is an animal, and not enough stories where Ben/Kylo is. Oh and there are not nearly enough good werewolf stories on here. Finish your stories, you guys! I’m dead waiting for a few of them.

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    Instead of staying behind when Gra takes the Altean garrison, Elice manages to escape with Marth-- but Marth has other plans, and charges back in, captured in Elice's place. With her family dead or presumed so, Elice has no choice but to escape to Talys with the remnants of the Altean army.

    Two years pass, and when Talys gets word that Archanea has been attacked and the princess fled to Aurelis, Elice can't sit idly by and let the continent crumble to Medeus' conquering, so she takes her army and goes to help. Princess Nyna is beautiful and capable, but she and Elice manage to get all over each others' last nerves, even though the both of them together are a tactical force to be reckoned with. And yet, such a relationship may one day bloom into love, even in the midst of the brutal Archanean War of Shadows...

    This is a retelling of Shadow Dragon but with Elice in Marth's place, less heterosexuality, less meta sexism, and way fewer unnecessary bandit battles. Theoretically updates monthly. Because I TOTALLY NEEDED another huge involved novel to update monthly, right?

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    About ten years ago, Mr. Miller started to attempt to get his life together. Ms. Quiet insisted.

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    King Dice gets hired to work in the Devil's Casino in hopes of overcoming some financial hardship. Soon his relationship with his Boss begins to bud a rather controversial intimacy.

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    High school graduation’s on the horizon, but then Tweek’s vanished seemingly into thin air and his parents are utterly useless, so Craig’s gone to scour the edges of the Earth (or at least, the country) to find him. Kenny invites himself along for the ride. But why does he keep ditching Craig out of nowhere, leaving holes in the places where he should be?

    Meanwhile, 6 months prior to his disappearance— Tweek juggles a complicated relationship, a family business, a seedy double life and a head filled with life-long friends; all meticulously organized so that the filth and the bright places may never meet. When everything spirals out of control and the bricks begin to fall, he decides to take matters into his own hands.

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    //Check the tags! For an update! I’ve got like 2k words written!//

    In the aftermath, T’Challa makes a decision. Erik doesn’t get to.

    OR,

    T’Challa keeps Erik alive against everyone’s advice, Erik has increasingly more internal conflict, and Shuri and Nakia have a few choice words for the King of Wakanda.

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    Adult Au, Yakuza/Loan Shark Au.

    Local debt collector, Haizaki "I do what I want; I take what I want" Shougo, learns that sometimes, the thing that he wants can... take him (on).

    Local yakuza, Kise "I never forget to return a favour"....does not, in fact, forget to return a favour.

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    Akira thought Akechi died giving his life for the Phantom Thieves. He was dead wrong when he suddenly stumbles upon a young man who looks remotely similar to the detective. Akira is able to confirm the man’s identity if only because the person the man was running away from was one of Shido’s associates. Akira quickly learns that before Shido had his heart stolen, he wrote a memo explaining that if something were to happen to him that his associates were allowed to do whatever they please with his son if found alive. Akechi knows the names and identities of these people but refuses to expose them. After talking with the Phantom Thieves, the suggestion of going into Akechi’s Palace to change his heart comes to mind despite the fact that they don’t have time to help Akechi and explore Mementos. Akira makes the decision that they will attempt to reform Akechi in three days before prioritizing Mementos. Morgana is far from thrilled thinking that Akechi is not worth saving but Akira insists that this will make Sae’s life way easier. Of course, Akira and the gang did not expect the type of palace Akechi has as well as the inner turmoil that Akechi is currently suffering from...

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    Harry Potter and Tom Riddle have been inseparable practically since they were babies. To the outside world, they appear to be madly, stupidly, deadly, and dangerously in love with each other.

    But when Harry announces a life changing decision, their friendship may not survive this time. Through obsession, love, jealousy, possessiveness, manipulation, and toxic want - TomandHarry have to decide if its time to let each other go completely or worse… turn their friendship into something much more. Modern Magic AU.

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    There is something very weird about the idea of going to see the boyfriend of one of your best friends take his clothes off on stage. Even weirder still to do it with a group of your co-workers.

     

     

     

    When Skye's friend's drag her out for a girls night out for a night of exotic entertainment, she is less than enthused. A certain smoldering dancer catches her attention and might just be enough to change her mind though.

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    3/3
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    6
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    22
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    3
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