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    Old works - stories I at least partly authored that I now find myself at odds with on multiple levels (narration, characterization...), kept for the sake of posterity and by personal conviction.

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    “I was thinking… it’s about time I start to, uh, put some of the theory into motion, you know?”

    Harry has Kim’s full attention now, eyes surprised behind his glasses. “You mean like dating?”

    “Eh…” Harry runs one broad hand across the back of his neck. “Less than dating, more than talking about it. I was thinking about going to a club I heard of. La Fontaine?”

    ENCYCLOPEDIA - La Fontaine is an underground homosexual club that was established back in ‘01, even before the legalization of homosexuality. It is one of the oldest to still exist, only spared by the bombs of the Revolution by sheer luck.

    SHIVERS - IT WAS NOT LUCK.

    ENCYCLOPEDIA - But La Fontaine is not just an underground homosexual club. It is an underground homosexual club for those with deviant sexual appetites. You have heard that while it appears to be an ordinary club in the front, the back is lined with private rooms, fully equipped with all the carnal delights one could ask for.
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    Harry wants to explore more of the Homosexual Underground. Kim helps.

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    22 Sep 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    kinky, yet tender. perfect mix

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    You want to reach up, bury your fingers in his hair. You want to wrap your hands around his waist to see how small it really is, rest your hands on his thighs and feel his muscles flex as he grinds against you. 

    Instead, you keep your hands where he placed them, content to watch.

    Or: THE CASE OF THE ANAL BEADS

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    21 Sep 2022

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    Will Graham needs a job. Since quitting the FBI, he’s been adrift for months, broken and lost; chasing a desire he doesn’t understand in increasingly destructive ways. What he needs is stability, direction, something to help put his life back in order and quiet the buzzing in his head.

    A chance encounter with the classifieds might just give him exactly what he needs.

    Secretary Wanted.
    Dr. H. Lecter. Psychiatric private practice.
    Typing and good manners essential.
    Must follow direction.

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    25 Nov 2021

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    “You have come to take your father’s place.”
    The voice is hollow and otherworldly, fitting dreadfully well with the beast’s appearance. But that doesn’t matter. Guy-Manuel came here to save his father. Swallowing every ounce of fear, he lifts his chin to look directly at the beast.
    “Yes.”
    The beast studies him closely, head somewhat tilting to the right.
    “You realize that means you will have to stay here forever?” it asks.
    Guy-Manuel opens his mouth, with uncertain silence emerging. He stands, bringing himself closer to the beast’s level, his legs shaking.
    “Yes,” he breathes out.

    Beauty and the Beast AU with Guy-Manuel as the Beauty and Thomas as the mechanical Beast. Will be taking cues from both the original fairy tale and the (animated) Disney version.

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    16 Sep 2021

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    Hannibal Lecter, a famous celebrity chef, has a wildly successful show where he will visit failing restaurants and try to fix their many flaws. It's a difficult job. This season is no different; Hannibal is dealing with an arrogant owner, an apathetic head chef, and a kitchen staff who seem well aware of the disaster they all work in.

    But something seems... off. The owner and the head chef are both hiding something, and Hannibal is determined to get to the bottom of the matter.

    All in a way that makes for good television, of course.

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    AKA a Kitchen Nightmares AU.

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    16 Sep 2021