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your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov
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1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
3. He’s supportive of the porn industry, which is notably exploitative and misogynistic.
[cont…]subhollander reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
#first celeb ever to get cancelled for bisexual pegging porn im crying #also not be that person but that was amateur porn #so???torontoszamboni reblogged ⇄ subhollander
so you’re also saying that the women were amateurish at their job???subhollander reblogged ⇄ torontoszamboni
quick tell me what amateur porn meanshunter4life reblogged ⇄ subhollander
then let’s talk about the fact that he liked that tweet as a pr stunt to distract from the f-slur????russianlovemachine reblogged ⇄ hunter4life
#shane: what are you doing #ilya, swallowing: public relationsIlya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.
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- Part 1 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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On the way home from dropping Sveta off at the airport, Ilya thinks about killing himself.
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“What did she look like?” asked Hollander.
“She was brunette,” said Ilya. Marleau’s eyes trailed along the hard lines of his traps, past the glint of his crucifix, the swells of his pectorals, towards the trail of hair disappearing into his shorts. They landed on the thickening outline of his cock. “Pretty little thing, with freckles. Big, brown dumb eyes, begging to be made to cry.”
Hollander’s breath hitched. Marleau realized, perhaps belatedly, that this was a game in which truth was incidental.
In 2014, Ilya and Marleau went to Paris on a girl to celebrate the Stanley Cup win. Ten years later, on a balmy evening spent in the Hollander-Rozanov Ottawa home, Marleau reminisces and, courtesy of Shane and Ilya, re-enacts.
It’s just a game of play pretend.
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- Part 1 of sports injuries
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Anonymous asked:
imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terrorridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the nethockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
#this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebrasor,
Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.Series
- Part 2 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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Teasing: ‘Come on, then, Hollander. Crawl.’
On all fours, like a dog, like a bitch, Shane obeys. I want to be your pet, he thinks, wildly. I want to be your everything. I am an animal and I am yours. Nuzzle me and fuck me and tell me what to do, I don't care. If I am your dog, Ilya, then train me.Featuring some filth and whole lot of feelings, inspired by the phone call with Hayden in S01E06: Shane realises that he is kinkier than he thought. Luckily, Ilya just so happens to match his freak.
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Shane could deny it – he could try to pretend the man in the audio whimpering for more isn’t him, that it’s a scam, that it was fake or edited. He could get lawyers involved, or take it to the press before anything leaks and control the narrative himself. But he doesn’t know how much more the blackmailer has, and he can’t risk Ilya getting outed or deported or – well, he can’t risk Ilya.
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Yuna can’t help it. There’s just something about Ilya Rozanov that rubs her the wrong way.
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02 Jul 2026
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Hi Ilya,
My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.
I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.
or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.
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29 Jun 2026
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Ilya watches his fingers fiddle with it. “Hear what? Hear us sleep?” he scratches behind his own ear, helpfully. “I snore so loud?”
“No, Ilya, they can hear us not sleep,” Shane leans forward, searching Ilya’s face. Almost. “What we do before we sleep.”
And Shane knows he gets it, because his whole face lights up, and Shane isn’t really in the position to appreciate it fully because the context is just not allowing him to. And it makes him feel worse. “Ah, that!” Ilya is laughing, and he presses down on Shane’s neck more solidly, shaking him around a little, almost proud if Shane had to guess.
or, Shane's roommates can hear him and Ilya when they have sex, and it becomes a problem
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- Part 1 of Blue Collar Ilya Cinematic Universe
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“What videos, Ilya?” David asked, his tone laced with concern, but Ilya couldn’t deal with that right now. He was never putting his phone on Do Not Disturb again.
He had more notifications than when he’d checked it at the gym. Transactions made with the card from their shared account, alerts to change Shane's email passwords. Shit, shit, shit.
“Ilya…” David said again, more demanding this time, making him finally look up.
Videos of us that are going to make you look at me differently. Videos that might make you hate me. Videos that could ruin everything.
His throat went dry.
And maybe… send me to prison.
or When Shane’s phone is stolen and he ends up in the hospital, Ilya has to deal with his severely injured husband, and with videos that could leak and change their lives forever. The video Pike had accidentally leaked years ago would be child’s play in comparison.
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