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BREAKING NEWS: 2016 F1 CHAMPION NICO ROSBERG TO REPLACE TOTO WOLFF FROM 2024 ONWARDS
Lewis Hamilton drops his phone.
(or, what if nico was team principal in 2024?)
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06 Jul 2026
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He flushes, red-hot. “I’m sorry, hyung,” he whimpers, pathetically, the throb of his pussy, the sheer magnitude of his desire muddling the guilt into something unrecognizable. Despite being almost entirely sober, his words slur. “I’m so sorry, hyungie, this is- ah, this is n-not the best p-position, let me get off—“
Once again, he tries to scramble off Minho’s lap. This time he even manages to lift his ass off Minho’s lap, but he doesn’t get further than that. Minho’s hands catch him before he can get away and pull him back, slamming Jisung back down onto his lap and this time, Jisung can’t hold it back.
He cries out, fingers scrambling against the wood.
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24 Jun 2026
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“Is that a Twinkie in your pants,” Minho says, letting his eyes drag deliberately down to Jisung’s crotch and back up, “or are you just happy to see me?”
Jisung blinks, looks down at himself. Then reaches into his pocket.
“Yeah,” Jisung says, completely deadpan. “It is a Twinkie.”
minho tries (and repeatedly fails) to flirt with jisung using the same pickup line, only to be thwarted by increasingly absurd items in jisung's pockets.
or: 5 times minho asks jisung about the content of his pockets, and one time jisung asks him back.
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22 May 2026
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Minho pressed a tender kiss to the shell of Jisung’s ear, chest rumbling against Jisung’s back as he continued, “the proof of our little lamb's purity, his hymen intact.” It’s not as if this was Jisung’s first test of virginity since his much-anticipated arrival, he had long been accustomed to such traditions. Though, it had never been so public, nor had it been viewed by the holy priesthood sat before him.
Or, Jisung receives the Sacraments.
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13 May 2026
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Magazine columnist, Lee Minho, is writing a piece that requires him to drive a man away within a month.
Music producer, Han Jisung, is so confident he can make any man fall in love with him that he bets a business deal on it.
Both of them are decidedly allergic to relationships.
Let the games begin!
(AKA: the How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days SKZ adaptation absolutely nobody asked for)
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06 May 2026