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  1. Summary

    fics that shouldn't be serious (if they are, please question the author's mental state) and are for humorous purposes...

    what am i doing with my life

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  1. Rec 4

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    In retrospect, the ominous words of "trip and fall in each other's shoes" accompanied by a strange stick being thrown at the both of them should have been the first flag.

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    in which a knight and a noble swap bodies for a little while. shenanigans ensue.
    (written in commemoration of season two of the TGED novel!)

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    30 May 2026

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    【Hidden Scenario:Ten Multiple-choice Question】
    【Scenario Description:Kill your scenario companion, or clear ten sub-scenarios together.】
    【Type: Hidden】
    【Difficulty: A】
    【Time Limit: 24 hours】
    【Clear Reward: ?】
    【Failure Penalty: Permanent confinement within this room】

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    25 May 2026

  3. Rec 20

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    [You have accomplished yet another stunning achievement tonight]

    [All of your past achievements an accomplishments have satisfied a hidden condition. A new system has been made available as a result.]

    [Compliment System has been activated]

    […]

    [The Compliment System allows you to return from the Endings, and learn from the failed timelines.]

     

    OR: The Spoilers aren't quite what they are in canon. And Lloyd finds himself stuck in a time-loop of sorts.

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    20 May 2026

  4. Rec 95

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    "I," Lloyd declares, slapping the royal tax form down onto his desk, "am going to get married."

    "Are you?" Javier, standing at parade rest by the window and looking, as usual, vaguely bored and deeply unimpressed with Lloyd's shenanigans, raises one delicate brow. "Your blind, pointless, utterly unrealistic optimism is truly inspiring, my Lord. Good luck."

     

    Or: Lloyd's eager to take advantage of reduced tax rates for wedded couples, and makes it know that he's in the market for a spouse of convenience. Javier, his trusty knight and newly appointed Fronteran marriage broker, will surely find him a suitable candidate... any... day... now.......

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Lloyd debated if the fake marriage scheme was the stupidest idea he ever had.
    Given all the options, it was really the only choice.

    In which Lloyd and Javier accidentally approach a fake marriage scheme with a little more gusto than they intended.

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    15 Apr 2026