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    Blue likes Gansey. Gansey likes Blue. But Gansey can't date Blue until his best friend finds a boyfriend. Who could possibly be brave enough -- or desperate enough -- to date Ronan Lynch?

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    Sakura's deceased husband plays matchmaker. Sakura is not amused.

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    Easy, I thought, like the idiot I still was. Open a bakery and try not to die (again). Seemed pretty simple...until you factor in that I, a civilian, have the last Big Cat Summon. And Ino, Shika and Chouji think I'm their nee-chan.
    ...I didn't think to factor in the overwhelming force of Shisui's puppy eyes either.

    Some - rather large - oversights then.

    SI/OC Patissier and Baker...."What do you mean you don't know what fucking caramel is?!"

     

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    Okay, I'll admit seeing my new dad's Hitai-ate was a massive kick in the (thankfully metaphorical) balls. Sorry, but I don't kill people! AKA an SI/OC fic where the girl is more concerned with the alarming lack of pastries...and appropriate female role models...and adopting misfits and cinnamon rolls...err, oops? At least, I get to troll people!

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    Michelle doesn't know how many times she has to tell the idiots that she lives with the butcher isn't flirting via discounted bacon. That the very nice and very clever and very handsome Sean...Mr. McKnight...the butcher, isn't flirting with her. He is just a very friendly sort. Besides a man like that wouldn't be interested in a mess like her.
    Sean doubts he'll ever get the courage up to ask Michelle out, and besides she is too sweet and pretty to be interested in a failure like him.
    The Idiot Squad all want Michelle to be happy.
    They will make it happen, they totally have love figured out by now and matchmaking will be a breeze.
    Percival also really appreciates the savings they are receiving on steaks. But it is about Michelle first.

    Please read Chapter 6 of Good Families Don't before reading this (it will make sense if you don't, but a lot more sense if you do).

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    Alternatively: "The One Where Shiki Decides that Ren and Takeru need to Kiss"

    Chaos ensues.

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    Good things happen to good people. The universe makes sure of it.

    Hongbin is a karmic officer, a sort-of angel whose job is to give good fate to people who deserve it. His newest case is Kim Wonshik, a gentle-hearted composer in need of a relationship. Enter Taekwoon, the perfect match for Wonshik. Sure Taekwoon already has a boyfriend, but that's no problem at all.

    The problem is Hongbin might be falling for his own case.

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    3/?
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    Harry said that he doesn’t mind doing the campaign as long as he doesn’t have to interact with Louis. Louis replied to him saying that if he hated him so much, he should go suck his cock.

    Or an AU where Louis and Harry are models and there is a rumor going around that they are in a relationship. It could be from their shady tweets they send to each other on Twitter or the fact that they were seen together at a fashion event.

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    When scientists turn yenta, what Bruce and Darcy need is an actual fake relationship.

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    After a love letter surfaces in Garfont, Praxis and Kora decide to work together to find out who sent the letter in hopes of helping romance blossom and maybe in the process they might be able to help some other lonely blades around the merc group.

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    T'Challa and Tony had a standing agreement to see where their relationship might lead after a one night stand. Due to various complications that seems to be nowhere.

    Now, several months later, T'Challa finally has the time to spend with Tony but it may just be too late if the looks Steve is giving Tony are anything to go by.

    Who will win Tony Stark's Arc Reactor heart?

    (Temporary hiatus due to personal issues).

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    Kija gets the impression that Jaeha and Tetora would make a good pair and tries some of his granny's old tactics to let them get closer. Sufficeth to say that it doesn't pan out as he originally intended.

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    When star player Zero signs with the L.A. Devils, Jude Kinkade's life is thrown into disarray. After months of wondering why Zero never called him back, he suddenly has to help him settle in L.A., all while ignoring the unresolved tension between them.

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    当Natasha和Clint发现Steve似乎交了一个神秘的——更可能配不上他的——女朋友时,他们开始调查此事。Steve只希望他们会停止窥探他的私生活,尤其是当他真的在尝试保守这秘密。

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    In an attempt to help their best friends, Ben and Sophie decide to introduce Tom Hiddleston to Sophie's friend Lily. The effort seems to be wasted when Lily reveals how she feels about the actor. But fate keeps pushing the two of them together.

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    Dan is the self proclaimed matchmaker of F1, although his methods might be odd at best, he's more succesful than most would like to admit.

    He succeeds at getting 5 couples together, before he needs a little help himself.

    1st: Kimi and Sebastian
    2nd: Jenson and Fernando
    3rd: Stoffel and Pierre
    4th: Esteban and Lance
    5th: Nico and Checo
    6th: Daniel and Max

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    Freudian Slip
    (n) a slip of the tongue that is motivated by and reveals some unconscious aspect of the mind

    also known as:

    five times garcia plays matchmaker, and the one time she doesn't have to
    or
    five times morgan accidently shows his true colors, and his true feelings around reid, and one time he does it on purpose
    or
    five times morgan freudian slips around reid, and one time reid freudian slips around morgan

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    To gain the affections of the evil maknae, Shisus (with a little help from Heechul) is going to have to transform into the devil.

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    Beau and Yasha get stuck in a caved in mine shaft and Beau is injured. They talk about feelings.

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    "You've traumatized a number of people in this room!" Germany snapped. "You've destroyed many potential relationships...and you have completely RUINED any chance I had with Italy!" - Prussia starts up a matchmaking business.

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