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    Annabeth Chase has spent most of her life running. Running from a broken childhood, from the pain that has chased her through everything. Now a Special Agent at the FBI, Annabeth tries to piece together the puzzle of her past, a mother who abandoned her and the mysterious circumstances of her fathers death. Until...Percy Jackson, former Navy, comes into the picture. An international agent with a knack for bending the rules and being infuriating and charming all the same, now Annabeth's partner in crime. With Percy by her side, Annabeth unearths buried truths, manages to stand up to the faces that have haunted her for years and fall in love a little. But a lingering question remains, will she ever be able to go home?

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    Loki doesn't miss Stephen Strange. Sure, he showed up at the Sanctum today under the extremely thin pretense of needing a book (which he can't remember the title of now that he's holding it). And sure, he knows it's been exactly four weeks and six days since he's seen Stephen. And yes, every time Loki and Stephen spend time together, he feels like he's with someone who really understands him.

    But none of that means anything. They're just friends. They're completely, totally just friends, and everyone knows it.

    Well, everyone, apparently, except the Cloak of Levitation.

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    Eddie starts dating Ana Flores and people are upset.

    Poor Buck is just confused and was happier when people were less interested in his love life.

    Shannon Lives AU

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    Midoriya Izuku was minding his own business when one Ashido Mina tells him to confess to his so-called crush. Midoriya, already in a happpy relationship, freaks out when Ashido just refuses to see reason, too caught up in her own world of "foolproof" matchmaking.

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    Ashido Mina is convinced Midoriya and Ochaco like each other. She doesn't know that Midoriya is already dating Bakugou, and doesn't hear Midoriya out when he tries to tell her. Instead she goes to Uraraka with the news of Midoriya's mutual crush...

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    So here's the thing: Merle Dixon is dead as fuck. And as it turns out, Beth Greene is the only one who can see or hear him. Which is weird considering she's never met or even heard of this guy, let alone anyone with the last name Dixon. That's her first problem.

    The second problem? Merle won't leave her alone. He insists that he will literally haunt her entire family if she doesn't help him resolve some kind of weird conflict concerning his death. And for some reason it concerns his brother, too. So Beth has no choice but to confront and try to convince the living—and extremely stubborn—Daryl Dixon to not only believe her, but also help her.

    Admittedly, she has no idea what she's getting herself into. And who could? A fake psychic's cryptic advice, a bunch of brotherly angst, a mysterious Swamp Witch, a deal with a demon, a battle against time for the fate of two souls, and a shit ton of repressed childhood trauma. Oh, and on top of all that... the relentless Merle Dixon and his ever enlightening commentary.

    Moonshine Awards 2019 First Place Winner for Best Humor!
    Moonshine Awards 2020 Third Place Winner for Best WIP AU!

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    Garak is just trying to help. Odo jumps to conclusions. Both come to (embarrassingly sincere) personal revelations.

    Set throughout season 4, between “The Way of the Warrior” and “Broken Link.” I think it’s fair to assume that Garak attempted to set Odo up with more people than just that one cafe proprietor.

    (Because I know it's why you're here: background Garak/Bashir and Kira/Dax.)

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    Orphan Rey is discovered to have the gift of languages. In a post-Conquest world she comes to the attention of Warlord Kylo Ren.

    She finds him a disturbing presence and wishes to have nothing to do with him - or does she?

    Yes, I’m writing medieval nonsense now.

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    When Queen Meve tells Gascon to find something to occupy himself with, he comes up with a brilliant idea. His new mission? Get General Reynard Odo a friend.

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    Fake Priest AU. In the midst of the Mexican Revolution, Santa Cecilia is still a relatively safe place; all a young orphan named Miguel has to worry about is how to get novices Héctor and Imelda to switch their religious vows for wedding vows before it's too late. He's not having much success until he finds an unlikely ally in their new parish priest.

    Fine, so Padre Ernesto is a really odd priest, and the army-issued pistol he carries is more than slightly worrying. But he agrees that Héctor and Imelda would be wasted on religious life, and Miguel will take all the help he can get.
    It's either the best idea he's ever had, or the worst.

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    Joseph Stern faces a variety of cases in his work as a consulting detective. Everything from investigating a wealthy man's betrothed to hunting down the deed to a strange house on the moors. The fact that these investigations bring him into the orbit of Barclay, a cook at the humble Amnesty Lodge, is a significant benefit of the work.

    Duck Newton arrives in England in high demand; he has more money than he thought possible and a potential house in the country. Now if only his matchmaker, the supposedly talented Indrid Cold, could get his fucking act together. Duck will just have to keep a closer eye on him until he does.

    It's time for mystery, danger, and romance as Amnesty goes Victorian.

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    The Gang™

     

    Yuandao: GUYS HELP!!!!

    Purpleguy: no

    Cinnamonroll: What is it young master wei???

    Yuandao: LAN!! ZHAN!!!

    Purpleguy: Of course it's fucking lan zhan

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    The other Vice-Captains are done with Kirsch’s pining over Zora. They are resolute in their efforts to do something. Finral has a plan. Kirsch does not like this plan. Nacht finds this plan hilarious.

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    Jinora vio en cámara lenta como todo se arruinaba cuando su hermana abrió la boca de nuevo en un arranque desesperado.
    ― ¿Es cierto que por ti se va a acabar el matrimonio de nuestros padres? ― Gritó Ikki entonces.
    Lin se detuvo en seco.
    Prácticamente toda la estación se detuvo.
    El silencio reinó en la bulliciosa sede mientras todas las miradas vagaban entre ellos y Lin simultáneamente.
    Jinora nunca deseó tanto ser maestra tierra como para hacer que la tierra los tragara.
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    Post canon Linzin donde Tenzin se divorcia y todo el mundo está convencido de que no es cuestión de si sucede sino de cuándo sucede la reconciliación con su ex amor... salvo que Lin piensa diferente y si quiere ganársela de nuevo necesitará ayuda externa de quienes menos esperaba, por suerte ellos tienen el plan infalible.

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    Bright-eyed graduate Sykkuno is sent on his first mission with the man, the myth, the legend, Corpse Husband. His name is only spoken in rumors at the lunch tables at the academy, and his missions told as mere tales rather than stories. Sykkuno is excited to meet Corpse and do his first mission. It goes wrong, quickly. Everything has Sykkuno questioning his morals, and his partner doesn't seem to have it any better.

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    (以下內容摘自Helminth提出的實驗報告)
    第一章、研究動機:在「主人」的提議下,使用「人道方式」抽取戰甲的體液進行前測。由於直接消耗Helminth本身的能源,以及銷毀Warframe的成本十分巨大,有必要先收集戰甲的行為模式和體液等進行模擬……
    ……第三章、實驗設計:以刺激劑激發戰甲本能方便收集體液,並進行全然隨機的配對。未被選上的戰甲不須參與實驗,而會被賦予支開虛空惡魔的任務。
    備註:實驗中出現了一名不速之客。雖然替實驗增添了變數,但總地來說它對實驗帶來了正面貢獻,特此收錄。

    2021/09/29更新:本篇於今日起的更新與Helminth系統無關,變成Warframe R18的堆放處。

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    Rey is a Stripper. Ben is in a biker gang. One night, his crew stops in at Rey's strip club.

    Ben is immediately captivated by her. He isn't the most appropriate on their first meeting. But he can't stop thinking about her….

    Rey is not so impressed. Will Ben Solo win over Rey's affections?

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    After unexpectedly becoming a father to a demi-god, Jaskier returns to Lettenhove for much needed parental support. There he finds half-a-dozen of his niblings, all with far too much curiosity for their own good. Meanwhile, on the run from Nilfgaard, Geralt, Yennefer and Cirilla also make their way to Lettenhove, to find sanctuary amongst Jaskier's family.

    *

    “What’s this about?” Ciri asks to the room full of Jaskier's niblings.
    “This is our hiding place,” Blodwyn said, “From Madame Gostler.”
    “We’ve noticed how Uncle Julian’s in love with your Mama and Papa,” Claudine said, straightening out her skirts.
    “Yes, I’d noticed."
    “What are we going to do about it?” Blodwyn says, hands on her hips.

    *

    Ciri is forcibly (affectionately) adopted by the Pankratz children, then pulled into a matchmaking scheme.
    Meanwhile Jaskier has also noticed everything is not all roses with Geralt and Yennefer's relationship and determines to Do Something about it...

    (Needless to say Roach has the Braincell but she's on holiday. Look at the apples in Lettenhove, Geralt, go to someone else about your love life).

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    I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go - Neil Gaiman

    Merle Dixon's life in the apocalypse is one he intends to center on staying sober and making up for the kind of life he lived before. He has his brother's family to look after, an adopted daughter and grandson of sorts, and the respect of people who don't see the racist drug addict first and Merle second. But the ladies in his life don't seem to think he's fated to be on his own forever. Facing a determined, meddling batch of ladies might be more intimidating than staying sober in the apocalypse.

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    Putting people together was his task, but who was going to take care of his problem?

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    Mettre les gens ensemble était sa tâche mais qui allait donc s'occuper de son cas?

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