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    So here's the thing: Merle Dixon is dead as fuck. And as it turns out, Beth Greene is the only one who can see or hear him. Which is weird considering she's never met or even heard of this guy, let alone anyone with the last name Dixon. That's her first problem.

    The second problem? Merle won't leave her alone. He insists that he will literally haunt her entire family if she doesn't help him resolve some kind of weird conflict concerning his death. And for some reason it concerns his brother, too. So Beth has no choice but to confront and try to convince the living—and extremely stubborn—Daryl Dixon to not only believe her, but also help her.

    Admittedly, she has no idea what she's getting herself into. And who could? A fake psychic's cryptic advice, a bunch of brotherly angst, a mysterious Swamp Witch, a deal with a demon, a battle against time for the fate of two souls, and a shit ton of repressed childhood trauma. Oh, and on top of all that... the relentless Merle Dixon and his ever enlightening commentary.

    Moonshine Awards 2019 First Place Winner for Best Humor!

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    Michael had always been unable keep a secret. He was the worlds worst confidant and Jim knew this, but after a terrible night on the booze cruise he had admitted his biggest secret: he has a crush on Dwight Schrute.

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    Mokuba Kaiba is determined to find his brother someone to love... or at least someone to date. Someone who can distract him from his work and inspire him to take better care of himself.

    It's not an easy task, so Mokuba decides that he needs the help of his best friend.

    You want nothing to do with that plan. It's dumb, and silly, and doomed to fail...

    ...and your heart breaks every time you think of Seto Kaiba falling in love with someone else.

    Seto Kaiba/Reader
    (Embrace the cliche of a romantic comedy with me~)

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    To his right, a door suddenly slid open, and out stepped Kita-san, accompanied by an eddy of heat from the kitchen and a mouthwatering scent.

    “Oh, Atsumu, hello,” he said. He was wearing a blue apron, shirt sleeves pushed up past his elbows, and from the sweat on his brow and the brush of pink across his cheeks, it was obvious that he’d only just stepped away from the stove.

    “Hi. Hi, Kita-san,” Atsumu stammered. His own face was turning red, too. It must have been from the heat.

    At the tail end of his second year, Miya Atsumu helps an old lady with her shopping, eats a lovingly home-cooked meal, and completely fails to realise his own feelings.

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    Life is difficult when your agency has your group under a dating ban.  Because let's be realistic:  It doesn't mean you're not going to date.  You're just going to have to be smarter about it.  And if you're not straight, you have to be even smarter than that.

    As if all that wasn't hard enough, what do you do when you've found the girl of your gay dreams but you can't tell whether or not she's gay?  How do you handle it if she's a member of your group and you have to do skinships with her every day?  Can you figure out a solution before you explode?

    This is the situation Weki Meki's Sei finds herself in when she falls for Lucy, the group's maknae.

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    Expectations - "I look at him, and he looks at me, and then our eyes meet, and we just... Stare at each other while forgetting the world around us."

    Reality - "WHY WON'T HE LOOK AT ME?!"

    OR, a collection of Magnus Bane's ingenious schemes to get Alec Lightwood to fall in love with him, and how they all go wrong. Sometimes, they go right.

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    Steve Rogers, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and mostly happy disposition, had lived twenty-three years in the world with very little to distress or vex him.

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    ( Steve is wealthy and and charming, with good humor and good temper, doted upon by his mother and the highest of New York Society, with no one to ever criticize or say the word no to him. Well, other than Bucky. But he doesn't count.

    He is also warm and friendly and has a talent for matchmaking. Or so he thinks. Actually, he's kind of terrible at it.

    Importantly, Steve will definitely never fall in love or marry, himself. He tells everyone this, repeatedly. Well anyway, we'll see about that. )

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    Jane Austen's Emma, but a little gayer, set in 1890s Gilded Era New York City

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    Dave做守护天使超一流。但处在顶尖那档意味着最糟糕的工作也落在他头上:重要的、笨拙的、冒冒失失的、最难保住性命的——不可或缺的。可是他从未守护过像Spencer Reid这样的人。
    遇见新守护对象不到两分钟,那孩子就被车撞了;从那时起灾难就愈演愈烈。他唯一的安慰是Emily的新守护对象Aaron Hotchner一样麻烦多多。
    要是他们能把任务结合一下……

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    Naruto watches the first movie "Mamma Mia" ahead of his own wedding, and decides it makes total sense to reach out to Iruka's exes and do some meddling...matchmaking....

    Hinata face palms, hard.

     

    Will the chapter titles be song titles from the soundtrack? Believe it!

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    Jim Pickens was a very cruel man, that was until you got close enough to him. Unfortunately only one person has ever done that, and that "person", was the fucking grim reaper so its kinda impossible to get close to Jim.

    But why was Jim like this? What made him this wary of people?

    Well, let's look a little closer at his past.

     

    (This is the more planned out version of I'm not okay(I promise) I'm trying to write daily, so I would either subscribe or bookmark this to get regular updates. You don't have to read the other fanfic to understand this one.)
    The characters, Turg, Jim Pickens, Grim reaper, and others belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own here is my writing and alternate fucked up backstory to Jim
    Please check out CallmeKevin, he's the best
    (Also I am sorry)

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    Brett did not sign up for this.
    AU written in 50 themes. Not beta'd.

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    Jimin and Taehyung are magical Match Makers (technically, Match Makers in training) tasked with bringing Seokjin and Jungkook together. This proves difficult when they don’t get off to the best start.

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    Naruto's not finding being Hokage as easy as he thought it'd be. Picking up some advice from Tsunade, he's almost always drunk. Deciding to invite a select few of his friends to a meal in Ichiraku to celebrate his position, one thing leads to another during that fateful day, resulting in a mind-blowing bet of the century. Feeling lost in post-war Konoha, they all need some distraction in the form of matchmaking, which creates an incredible series of unfortunate events. Will Sai come out of this unscathed?

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    Two of the Loser's go on their first date and the others witness.

    (And gossip a bit.)

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    Easy, I thought, like the idiot I still was. Open a bakery and try not to die (again). Seemed pretty simple...until you factor in that I, a civilian, have the last Big Cat Summon. And Ino, Shika and Chouji think I'm their nee-chan.
    ...I didn't think to factor in the overwhelming force of Shisui's puppy eyes either.

    Some - rather large - oversights then.

    SI/OC Patissier and Baker...."What do you mean you don't know what fucking caramel is?!"

     

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    Okay, I'll admit seeing my new dad's Hitai-ate was a massive kick in the (thankfully metaphorical) balls. Sorry, but I don't kill people! AKA an SI/OC fic where the girl is more concerned with the alarming lack of pastries...and appropriate female role models...and adopting misfits and cinnamon rolls...err, oops? At least, I get to troll people!

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single doctor with an ambition must be in want of a rich aristocratic spouse to sponsor him.

    Luckily for Doctor Solo a mysterious lady from a matchmaking service knows just the right person.

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    It could be argued that Dirk Strider has been cursed since the day of his Choosing, when lightning struck through his Heart and marked him forever more a disciple of what was, in his opinion, undoubtedly the worst fucking aspect. But, if you weren't feeling so dramatic about it, you could say Dirk has been cursed ever since he almost died.

    Forever indebted to his patron god, Dirk is sick and tired of ruining people's lives playing matchmaker. In order to win his freedom, he just has to set up one last couple. Easy enough; he's been doing it for years. Except, Dirk's never had to set up a *god* with someone before, and this one seems to have a lot more interest in driving him insane than falling in love.

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    When Jin Zixuan screws up, his engagement to Jiang Yanli is broken. Everyone knows Jin Zixuan and Jiang Yanli are infatuated with each other. If only they weren’t so bad at showing it. Now all the heirs and their servants have to convince the couple and their parents that they’re meant to be. Lan Wangji. Focus! Staring at Wei Wuxian isn’t helping. Wei Wuxian, stop pretending you're Mo Xuanyu. How is this going to fix things?!

     

    For WangXian Week 2020
    Day 2: Emperor’s Smile | Music | Royalty AU

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    Valentine's Day is coming up soon and Fairy Tail's resident matchmaker Mirajane is ready to have some fun. Her first couple was a pair of mages who were as different as lightning and water. Could this go well?

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    Fake Priest AU. In the midst of the Mexican Revolution, Santa Cecilia is still a relatively safe place; all a young orphan named Miguel has to worry about is how to get novices Héctor and Imelda to switch their religious vows for wedding vows before it's too late. He's not having much success until he finds an unlikely ally in their new parish priest.

    Fine, so Padre Ernesto is a really odd priest, and the army-issued pistol he carries is more than slightly worrying. But he agrees that Héctor and Imelda would be wasted on religious life, and Miguel will take all the help he can get.
    It's either the best idea he's ever had, or the worst.

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    17/?
    Comments:
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    33
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