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  1. Public Bookmark 33

    I Got Mine by

    Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)  

    09 Mar 2025

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    Pretending to be Rashid, Armand goads Daniel into playing a dark, intoxicating game.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    of the same ilk as those painted beings by

    Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice  

    09 Jun 2025

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    “S-Stop. Stop touching me.”

    And Daniel laughs.

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    07 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 47

    Hunter/Prey by

    Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)  

    09 Sep 2025

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    The grey-haired vampire flies through the air and tackles Armand to the ground.

    “You broke the rules,” Daniel says. “We said ‘no vamp speed’.”

    Armand bats his eyelashes. “I’m sorry,” he whines in a way he knows is less than convincing. “I was just so frightened.”

    Daniel scoffs. “You know, for an ex-theatre director, you’re a pretty lousy actor.”

    In which Daniel is a Big Bad Vampire who chases, catches and has his way with Armand the Real Human Boy.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Any Hole's a Goal by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    07 Aug 2022

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    Oh, if only Aziraphale were the two-dimensional service dispenser many of his patrons mistake him for. But alas, he is a victim of the common human malaise that is having a rich, complex inner life. Most relevant to his current predicament, in addition to being generally kindhearted, intelligent, and inclined to being helpful, Aziraphale is also a bit of a bastard. And, sometimes, he just wants to go apeshit.

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    A bit of a bastard visits his favorite sex club looking for a fun bit of consensual non-consent, and an anonymous serpent is a fan of kabeshiri.

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    20 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 31

    Up to the Hilt by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    25 Mar 2024

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    Now, when the angel gets a little too tense from the effort of maintaining an appropriate level of interference with his charges in Tadfield, and is tempted to do too much good, he comes to Aziraphale. Because as much as Crowley loves to answer provoking questions and to run his silly mouth in ways that inevitably seem to goose human ingenuity far beyond what Heaven or Hell approve of in such short spans of time… he likes the way Aziraphale helps him bleed off some of his manic intensity even more.

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    A decade on from "A Most Holey Summoning (Attempt)," the reverse ineffables get up to some extremely unhinged sexy hijinks.

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    17 May 2026