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    It was no secret that Ilya loved a challenge. He loved it even more whenever Shane was involved with it. Now that they weren't facing off against each other on the ice, he took a sick joy in finding ways to bring out the competitiveness in his husband. Something Shane would outwardly scoff at, but rise to nonetheless.

    This was how they worked. Ilya would propose a deal, and Shane would be hopeless in stopping it. But maybe, just maybe, one day he'd come out on top.

     

    Or: Five times Ilya makes a deal + 1 time where Shane makes one

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    I may have tried to do too much here. But... ya know what, it's not AI.

    I hope you enjoyed my tags. Clearly I'm in a specific headspace rn.

    Enjoy the fun lil story :) I think it's funny.

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    Pansy needs someone to clean up her mess.

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    Ilya stole Shane's glasses during their last hookup in Montreal, and Shane didn't notice until he saw pictures of Ilya landing in Boston… with his glasses neatly tucked into his collar. What an asshole.

    Inspired by MinaLoganArt
    Props to Frenchnbookish for the phrase “Russian weighted blanket” - hats off to you for everything

    Pre-Rose Landry for timeline sake.

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    Severus visits Lily's gravestone in the winter. He can't feel her anymore, and doesn't know how to go on.

     

    At the end of the world
    Or the last thing I see
    You are never coming home, never coming home
    Could I? Should I?
    And all the things that you never ever told me
    And all the smiles that are ever, ever...
    Ever get the feeling that you're never all alone?
    And I remember now
    At the top of my lungs in my arms she dies
    She dies

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    Post Tuna Melt breakdown....

    What if Ilya had chirped at Shane during their rematch in Episode 4?
    What if Ilya took it a little bit too far and Shane decided to throw gloves?
    What if all of that happened and they were ejected from the game? Only to be locked in the same medical room for obsevation?

    ... WHAT IF?!

    INQUIRING MINDS LIKE MINE NEEDED IT TO HAPPEN SO ENJOY

    Also, my search history will never recover from the amount of inappropriate questions I had to ask google surrounding sports medicine oils and sexual lubricant. Please don't take anything in this as legitimate things that you can actually do sexually... this is fiction. Just in case I need to make that disclaimer... but like, please protect yourself out there guys. lol

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    “You can't go a whole class without raising your hand, can you?” Draco smirked at Hermione from their shared table in the back of Slughorn's 8th year advanced potions.

    “I can.” She huffed, crossing her arms and looked at him sideways.

    “You can? Alright Granger, let's see.”

    “Alright, Malfoy.”

    From two tables ahead of them, Ron was called on to share the ingredients for Polyjuice potion. One of Hermione's perfected brews since second year.

    “Oh, erm, you need, lacewing flies and porcupine quills.”

    Draco looked sidelong at Hermione, smirking to himself at Ron's mistake. She shifted in her seat and sat on her hands to avoid correcting his obvious mistake. Draco reached up to stretch his arms, letting one fall to rest on the back of her chair, tugging on a curl and leaning into her space, “Look at you,” He whispered lowly, “being so good for me.” A gasp escaped her and a heat flushed her cheeks, “You and I both know porcupine quills should never be mixed with lacewing flies unless we're trying to end up like Finnegan. Are you going to correct him?”

    “No.” She gritted through her teeth, feeling her chest rise with labored breath.

    “Good girl.”

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    Hermione missed Ron like she missed the sun on her skin, his laughter in her ears, and his comforting touch.

    Draco has become a friend, someone who understands how dark and lonely the nights become when you cannot find the sunlight, no matter how hard you look for it.

    ... Is this a second chance at love? Or are we just trying to cope?

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    Ilya and Shane are attending a gala in Paris before heading to Milan for the 2026 Olympics. Ilya's eyes catch on his former Russian coach, meaning only one thing. Sasha is here. His brain works fast to piece together his spiking anxiety. Sasha speaks French. Shane has been Ilya's guide in French…. Shane doesn't speak Russian, at least not more than recognizing pet names… and Sasha… Sasha is… TALKING TO SHANE. Fuck!

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    Shane and Ilya are officially boyfriends. Only problem is, as much as they play against each other with Shane in Montreal and Ilya in Ottawa, there are LONG stretches where they're apart. They can't even host an event to support the Irina Foundation. Not to worry, Mama Hollander has an idea, and the boys are ready to see who can win.

     

    Shan and Ilya are both posting individual fundraiser links for the Irina foundation - Mama notices that they get more donations when they post things that have nothing to do with Hockey.

    The rivalry rears its ugly head after Ilya posts a thirst trap.

    But we know these lovebirds love a happy ending, so, get ready for a VERY interesting relationship reveal.

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    The Wizarding World has changed since the fall of Voldemort, and not for the better. Hermione found solace in Malfoy Manor with Draco and was able to find her own form of peace during the slow descent into chaos of the world.

    Until, just like the Wizarding World, slowly and then all at once, it warped into something much, much worse.

    Again, Dead Dove.

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    The man that he loved was down. Down and unmoving on the ice, laying there, seemingly lifeless. He skated to his side, screaming out his name. "Hollander! Hollander, are you okay?" The referees came and pulled him back, telling him to go to his bench. His stomach was filled with lead as he stopped on the ice. Watching him lay there, limp as the medics came out with a stretcher.

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    Ilya has a PTSD episode after seeing Shane go down on the ice.

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    Shane is just trying to figure out how to be social... and Ilya can tell he's nervous.
    So he offers a helping mouth - erm, hand. Hey, why not both.

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    Hermione had found solace in the anonymity of Quillit, the Magical anonymous message board, after her split with Ron. She didn't have as many people to lean on in her every day life. Harry and Ginny had become parents and weren't as available to listen to her grievances, nor did they want to hear about her hatred of their most favorite holiday.

    Draco used Quillit for a different reason. He'd grown numb to the anger that he'd faced after the war, and was only able to find new thrills through rage baiting people online. The perfect opportunity presented itself during the week leading up to Christmas.

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    It was well known across pureblood culture that the nineteenth year was a significant one. Traditions were to be kept, were to be respected, and were to be pursued whole heartedly. Everyone outside of those returning for 8th year in Ron's circle had already been promised to marriage contracts and had nothing to worry about, but he had everything riding on this year. His future partner, his future life, everything. The 19th year was said to be the year that your magic took hold and fortunes would reveal themselves, he scoffed internally at the idea. His family never practiced pureblood culture to the extent of the other Sacred 48, but that didn't mean the traditions didn't apply.

    With his newfound friend group consisting of almost entirely purebloods, it was hard to ignore.

    To say Ron was hoping that this year would finally give him direction was an understatement. He'd fulfilled all solstice and equinox requirements, hoping to connect with his full magic, or at least get a glimpse at who his soul would bond with.

    New Year's Eve was his final opportunity.

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    Hermione has been working tirelessly, for months on end, with the Spanish ministry advocating for the rights of Oricuernos in the Sierra Nevada.

    To let off some steam she's become a regular at "La Mujer de Verde", a kink club where she's become a regular and a quickly rising expert in her field.

    Tonight, after a hard earned win, she's meeting with a new guest who, on paper, is quite a match.

    After earning her trust, and her consent, he pushes her limits to see how far she'll go before she breaks.

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    Hermione is frustrated with *everyone* while working on an urgent case, and could really use an outlet.

    Her partner, Draco Malfoy, wants to help her purely out of the goodness of his heart, with zero benefit of his own. None. None at all.

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    When the Snakes and the Lions play a game... anything is possible.

    Or

    What's a shared kink between... (not just) friends?

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    Prompt: Maiden/Crone
    Maiden: a girl or young woman
    Crone: an old woman regarded as having magic powers or wisdom

     

    Follow Hermione's journey through her transition as a werewolf, her experience as an outcast, and her growth as a leader in diary entries spanning 20 years.

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    The war left nothing but victims in its wake. The wizarding world was in shambles, shrouded in darkness that only a Dementor could provoke. Violence and destruction spilled into Muggle London, crawling like Devils' Snare, seeping into every crevice and corner of the UK. Slowly. Methodically. With purpose. Muggle-borns had been the first to disappear, vanish in plain sight; squibs followed shortly after. The hunt had begun for half-bloods, and the most infamous of all had still evaded the Dark forces.

    Harry Potter was missing. Vanished in the Forbidden Forrest, never finding his way to meet the Dark Lord for their final battle. The remainder of the Golden Trio and the Order were captured, tortured, and later killed when they could not produce Harry Potter's location. Their families were hunted and forced into hiding. Well, those who were able to move quickly enough.

    15 years after the war, Dudley finds himself standing on platform 9 ¾ with his daughter, Iris, and a bespectacled dark-haired boy, his nephew James, on their first day of school.

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