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Cohabitation in Staten Island by sleeptalks
Fandoms: Renfield (Movie 2023), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
26 Jan 2024
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After a disastrous encounter with some hunters, Dracula and Renfield flee to Staten Island, where Dracula has heard many vampires lay in hiding. The most gullible of which, a vampire by the name of Nandor the Relentless has offered Dracula a place to stay while he recovers. Pre movie, somewhere in season 2-3 of wwdits.
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21 Apr 2023
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Sex Tape: Vol. I (thank god for all the christian mothers) by yougoadedme
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Jan 2023
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“Oh? What’s this?” Nadja says, pulling out a nondescript tape in a clear plastic case. “Fresh. No scratches. No cum stains. Is it a new one, my clotted cream dream?”
Laszlo takes the unfamiliar VHS from Nadja for closer inspection. He clicks open the case and carefully pulls it out. The label on the side of the black rectangle simply says “MOVIE” in crisp, meticulous, positively Catholic penmanship.
Nandor and Guillermo made a porno. Roll footage.
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04 Jan 2023
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all the spells we cast without trying by ghostoftonantzin for uv_duv
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Oct 2021
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“Okay, yeah, I can draw you a bath.” Guillermo reached for the tap. He paused. “Wait. You don’t mean we should take a bath together, do you?”
“Of course that is what I mean, Guillermo. This bathing pool is far too large for one person! It would be a waste of water if you filled it up and then just dumped it out.”
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31 Dec 2022
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Nandor the Relentless has been suppressing his feelings for his familiar for so long that he has almost forgotten they are there. Nandor's ghost, on the other hand, has no such problem...
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31 Dec 2022
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possibly yours (possibly mine) by humorless_hexagon
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Nov 2021
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Nandor has a hard time with how close Guillermo and Derek have become since the trial.
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Request from anon on tumblr: could you write something with a pining Nandor or jealous/protective Nandor?? I know its very cliche but I love so much when we see him caring/worrying for Guillermo!!!- Language:
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31 Dec 2022