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When he was young, just to win a bet with Thor, Loki gave sperm. It was just once and he had since forgotten all about it. Fifteen years later, when he meets the woman of his dreams, babies are the last thing on his mind.
At 35 years old and after a string of failed relationships, Sylvie decides to have a baby on her own. It all goes as planned, until she meets Loki. He’s annoying, but also quite perfect. He also doesn’t know that she’s pregnant, and there’s no way he would want anything to do with her under these circumstances.
Right?Bookmarked by dirrrtytoad
11 Jul 2026
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Tudo que For Necessário. by Dysp
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), WandaVision (TV), Doctor Strange (Movies)
08 Jun 2022
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Wanda Maximoff faria absolutamente tudo para ter seus filhos de volta, nada ficaria no seu caminho, nem mesmo a moral ética, nem mesmo a recusa de Stephen Strange.
- Eu nunca vou te dar seus filhos. Você seria uma péssima mãe. - Ele cuspiu com raiva, as garras de magia começando a penetrar sua mente e nublar sua consciência.
- Você me mágoa, Stephen, acho bom você me tratar bem para que eu possa perdoá-lo.
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08 Jul 2026
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New Beginnings by articcat621
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Jan 2021
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Since Thanos' final defeat, Bruce has been searching for something. During his travels, he goes to see an old friend. During his visit, Valkyrie finds something she didn't realize she was missing.
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05 Jul 2026
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Loki gets drunk and seduces Sylvie on the train. She can't resist his glorious purpose.
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05 Jul 2026
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Namor is bored at a strip club, but then he sees the goddess Bast
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Stripper Shuri shenanigan's
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03 Jul 2026
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Loki stroked the baby’s hair; Baard, amusingly, clucked a bit in his sleep. “Well. You’re back now,” he said to Sylvie. “Are you sure you want to do this? You’ve never seemed like the, ah… traditional type.”
“I’m not. But…” She stared out at the grassy hills, the snow-capped mountains, the fields covered in wildflowers and bounding with prehistoric steeds and tiny proto-dragons. “I can’t explain it. When you told me about this ritual, I just knew… I knew I had to come to Asgard and do it. I had to come home.”
Loki and Sylvie travel to prehistoric Asgard with their baby to complete a traditional Asgardian ritual for new parents.
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16 Jun 2026
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On Her One Day Off (Let’s Make it Memorable) by HerBitterSweetness
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 May 2026
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Walker nodded. “Okay, what’s—”
“Ah, fuck,” Yelena swore on the other line, and then a muffled sound followed.
Immediately, the two of them were on high alert.
“Yelena?” Ava called out. “Are you okay?”
A beat of silence stretched, thick and heavy.
Then Yelena let out a breath, but nothing that sounded anything remotely distressed.
“Да, I am fine,” she grumbled. “Just dropped my phone. What did you need again?”Or: The Watchtower’s AI malfunctioned at one of the worst times: Yelena’s one day off every two weeks, where she specifically said not to contact her unless one of them is on their deathbed. Luckily for the New Avengers, she did pick up, even though she was very much busy partaking in something that definitely wasn’t rated PG with the love of her life.
Edit: Now with a sequel on Yelena's payback!Bookmarked by dirrrtytoad
26 May 2026
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Shuri's Black Panther abilities make her go into heat, and Namor is more than happy to help.
(That's it. That's the story LMAO)
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17 May 2026
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you move with me (i'll treat you right) by mr_charles for judypoovey
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
26 Jun 2025
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when Mel was 16, she made a list of the best Avenger to be her very First™. over a decade later, the list gets an update.
when...did she accidentally email it out?
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10 May 2026
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A Tale of Two Ovens by sidsaid
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
29 Nov 2019
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Ben is going to introduce Rey to his family. Simple, if you forget that she's heavily pregnant, he hasn't spoken to his family in a decade and that no Solo-Skywalker family dinner has ever gone without being a shitshow. A Curious Cat Prompt.
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10 May 2026
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Bob wasn't the jealous type before he met Yelena.
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09 May 2026
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My Girls (Forgive Me) by CartoonCrazy789
Fandoms: Black Widow (Movie 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
01 Oct 2025
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“Don’t get attached,” Dreykov had told all of them sternly before they began their mission in Ohio. Attachments are a weakness, and Alexei is anything but weak.
So why does regret hang heavy in his chest as the soldiers take Natasha and Yelena away, back to the Red Room where they’ll be broken and built back up in the Black Widow image? Why does he silently plead for forgiveness? It was just a mission. They weren’t a family. They weren’t his daughters.
So why does Yelena screaming for him still ring in his ears night after night? Why does Natasha’s betrayed gaze haunt him? Why can’t he let go?
Whumptober: “Please don’t cry” | lamb to the slaughter | ceremony | beg for forgiveness
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- Part 1 of Whumptober 2025
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07 May 2026
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ohio don't remember me by judypoovey
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jun 2025
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But that was kind of what he was there for, wasn't it? Their team had too many super soldiers as it was, but at least Alexei had a skillset that the others sorely lacked: paternal comfort and occasionally giving good advice. Walker barely counted as a Dad, and Bucky's advice boiled down to "not for nothing, but it is what it is."
5 times Alexei helped the team + 1 time the team returned the favor
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- Part 3 of bloodbuzz ohio
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03 May 2026
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The Art of Being Fussed Over (And Then Not) by HerBitterSweetness
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
19 Mar 2026
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Most people would have been annoyed after a while if their partner was constantly scolding, nagging, fussing, and redirecting them about what to do and what not to do, practically every single day.
"Bob, make sure to sit up straight; you’re slouching like a sad bear."
"No, Bob, you can’t do this, you’re not being accommodating right now to Cucumber!"
"Grab your jacket, Bob. It’s going to get cold later, I don’t care that it’s sunny now."
"How many times have I said it, Bob? Not like this, like this."Had it been anyone else on the team, they would have rolled their eyes and grumbled how they knew what they were doing before walking off. Well, aside from Alexei, who would laugh, call his daughter adorable, and then do whatever he wanted. It was Yelena’s way of caring, and Bob adored and lived for being fussed over by Yelena (only) because it showed she deeply cared for him...
Until she stopped.
Or: The four times Yelena was fiercely strict with Bob, followed by the four times she suddenly wasn't—nearly triggering his abandonment issues and panic attack as he spiraled into fears of their breakup.
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20 Apr 2026
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“You’re Sentry now,” she fixed his hair. He didn’t look bad at all, it gave him a youthful look. “Forget Robert Reyndols, this is a new start, a new chance to prove yourself.” Her hand moved to his arm now, slowly caressing him. Bob jumped upon the touch, but says nothing– no, his body relaxes almost immediately. “Don’t you think so?”
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18 Apr 2026
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Top 10 PR Stunts OAT (Gone Wrong) (Gone Communist) by Iellara
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Aug 2025
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Valentina forces Alexei into doing a storybook reading to a class of kindergarteners as a PR stunt to show his fatherly side. Alexei introduces them to communism.
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The story of how twenty red blooded American children are turned into communists before lunchtime.
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14 Apr 2026
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Special Day by Gophersmith
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 May 2025
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Yelena Belova gets back from a mission on her birthday feeling alone. She quickly discovers that someone put together a sweet little surprise for her.
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- Part 1 of you matter to me - Bob & Yelena
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12 Apr 2026
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Bob wanted to ask Yelena out. Like on a date. Just the two of them. But he can't do it while stressing it out so bad, he asked the others for advice!
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19 Feb 2026
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He's Going Down, She's Yelling Timber by Sebena for behold_me
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
18 Oct 2025
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My Kinktober 2025 offering
After a Halloween evening of public-facing PR, the New Avengers head back to the tower, where a light-hearted game of trick-for-a-treat leads to Bob revealing an unknown skill that has Yelena dragging him off to bed early. Finally settling the age-old mystery of why little old Bob is the only guy in the tower getting laid.
Hint: Bob's got a talented tongue
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- Part 4 of make you feel wanted
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05 Dec 2025
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How Bob Became an Avenger by Dating One by Good1uckBabe
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
01 Jul 2025
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All Mel wanted was to clean up Bob’s public image and shut down the latest conspiracy theory about the Void.
Easy, right? Just a harmless fake relationship to distract the public.
With Yelena.
What could possibly go wrong?
(Everything. Everything goes wrong.)Bookmarked by dirrrtytoad
24 Oct 2025