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[PODFIC] Be the Death of Me by Corvid_VA (crow_archivist) for SeriouslyCalamitous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
18 Nov 2025
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[THIS IS A PODFIC. THE ORIGINAL STORY BELONGS TO SERIOUSLYCALAMITOUS]
The insurmountable sound of the roof caving in, the support beams failing, and the marble decorations shattering around him seemed to stop all at once. There was nothing but silence. Cold, abrupt, threatening silence.
As quickly as it had begun, the disaster simply ceased.
“Woah,” an unknown voice chimed, echoing through the rubble. A man smiled down at him, his expression bordering somewhere between surprised and amused. “You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos here, haven’t you?”
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After accidentally wreaking havoc inside a temple in the woods, Grian finds himself indebted to a god he doesn't know, as well as a strange man who calls himself the temple's priest.
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"It could be fun.” The answer itself was plain, but Glass spoke with such excitement that Aster couldn’t help but feel it too. “And you mentioned that you’ve been indulging in the human habit of doing things for no reason. Why not do things for no reason together?”
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Or: Glass gives Aster a tarot reading, the way it was done before the change.
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Gerry accompanies Michael for a work trip. When they find themselves with nothing to do, they play 36 questions in an effort to get to know eachother.
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All The Cosmic Wonders In The Universe (Are Worthless To Me If You're Still On Earth) by crow_archivist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Jan 2025
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(title is from cosmic wonders by cloudquartz)
martin is recovering from the lonely and sees jon out stargazing :)
this is a gift for kahnah from cherrysushi's 2024 secret santa!! i really hope you like it!!
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Between the noise of the shops and his attention to the cat, Michael barely heard the motor approaching him until a hand yanked him backward. The cat scurried away as a motorcycle and its shouting driver passed right where Michael had just been.
He turned to face the person who had saved him and holy shit.
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5 times Gerry saved Michael and 1 time he couldn't (BONUS: +1 time Michael saved Gerry)
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The internet falls in love with Buck after a firefighter calendar goes viral.
Unfortunately for Eddie Diaz, he’s already been in love with Buck for years.
Or: Eddie discovers that watching the entire world thirst over Buck is significantly worse than getting shot.
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09 Jun 2026
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like the blind man loves the light by alittlelynx
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
17 Feb 2026
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les amis celebrates the new year. grantaire is sad. enjolras helps. they kiss.
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25 May 2026
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secret agent man by goshemily for barricadeur
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
10 Aug 2014
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“We need you to be married,” Lamarque says.
“Pretend to be married,” Fantine clarifies. “Or pretend to be boyfriends, that’s fine too.”
“It’s the living together that’s important.”
Grantaire swallows. “I beg your pardon?”
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Or: the one where Enjolras and Grantaire are spies sent to a small village in the south of France to be undercover boyfriends.
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- Part 1 of secret agent man
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Buck's not sure what's going on when Eddie starts kissing him on the head after a rough call, only now it's A Thing, and it's a thing Buck would very much like to continue if he knew what it meant.
(or another Buddie fic where everyone knows except Buck.)
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Eddie opens his mouth. Closes it. Finally, he settles on, “You told your parents you’re married? To a man?”
Chimney and Hen both glance at him with twin looks that clearly mean he’s on his own with telling the rest of the story. Which—they had no problem teasing and joking about it three seconds ago, but now that Buck has to really get to the heart of the issue, they’re leaving it to him?
Go fucking figure.
“I told my parents,” Buck says, rubbing at the bridge of his nose with closed eyes, “that I’m married to you.”
or, buck and eddie go to hershey for buck's high school reunion. the only problem? everyone thinks that they're married.