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  1. Public Bookmark 86

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    Shane Hollander wakes up one day with a vagina. Ilya Rozanov uses this opportunity to finally show Shane how good he is at eating pussy. The next day, Shane has his dick back, but now Ilya has a vagina. The two of them navigate this new temporary development and Shane heals his gay pussy eating trauma. Turns out, men with vaginas rock.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have been best friends since they were twelve. They were attached at the hip, as much as two straight guys could be.
    Everyone accepted that Shane and Ilya were just being Shane and Ilya.

    Or: Shane and Ilya think they know where to draw the line between straight best friends and whatever the hell they keep doing.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    “Shane,” Rose says gently. “I don’t think Eva is good for you.”

    Shane sighs into his water glass. This again. You get one shoe thrown at you during an argument, and suddenly everyone thinks you’re being abused.

    Or: Shane ends up dating Rose’s co-star rather than her, and soon finds himself in an abusive relationship. Ilya and Shane's friends need to put aside their differences in order to keep him safe.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Shane: You all seriously want to do this?

    Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?

     

    Ilya: Sorry everyone.

    Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.

    Ilya: We're working on it.

     

    Bood: Come on, Hollander.

    Bood: It'll be fun!

    Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.

     

    Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.

     

    Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?

    Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.

     

    Shane: I hate all of you.

     

    Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒

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    22 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    Ilya is having a bad day and Shane can’t stay with him, so he takes him over to his parents’ house. Ilya learns he and David have more in common than he ever would have thought.

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    21 Jul 2026