19 Works in Dumb Hockey Boys

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    Derry High's biggest rival for hockey, and well, everything, is Northwestern High. 18 year olds Stanley Uris and Richie Tozier must lead their team to the championship, all while dealing with basic high school drama. Oh, and the added fact that one of Richie's best friends is dating a Northwestern High hockey player, and Richie hates his guts, for a reason he doesn't quite know.
    (in other words: a losers club hockey au)

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    Connor’s going back to the stifling comfort of his hometown for Christmas break. Leon has the option to fly back to Cologne- but he doesn’t really feel like facing the apathetic words from his family asking why he doesn’t have a girlfriend yet, as if it’s something Leon can control. In all honesty, he’s not trying to find anyone. He’s perfectly content being single. That is, until his captain stumbles into his bedroom with a panicked look on his face and saying “I fucked up and told my family that we’re a thing, please don’t be mad.”

    (Alternate title: “Bro I told my parents that I was bringing my boyfriend home for the holidays but I don’t actually have one so will you come with me so that they don’t bother me anymore? Oh no bro there’s no spare bedroom at my parents’ house guess we’ll have to share my room uh oh dude your back hurts from sleeping on the floor? I guess we’ll share my single tiny bed that we’re both definitely too big for and I guess simultaneously fall in love over the 2 weeks that we’re here”.)

    *first chapter is the extended synopsis

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    Being a rookie in the NHL is a bit different than the AHL. Elle tries to figure her shit out along the way.

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    Theo looked far too alert for how early in the morning it was. “There was a trade,” he said, his eyes wide.

    Elle felt instantly awake as she snatched his phone out of his hand. “How bad?” she demanded.

    “Bad?” Theo snorted. “Babe, this is good for you.”

    Trade Alert: Nikolai Nikitin of the Flyers traded to Winnipeg

    “Holy shit,” Elle breathed. “For a second and third round pick. Not another goalie?”

    “No,” Theo said, and he sounded gleeful. “That means you have a chance of being the Flyers’ backup this year.”

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    “You really don’t know what we’re talking about?” Tango asks, mouth falling open.

    “Obviously, since I’m asking you all what the hell you’re talking about.”

    Derek realizes that it’s worse than it was at first glance. It’s not just that Will doesn’t know what scene they’re referring to--it’s apparent that he doesn’t even know what movie they’re referring to.

    “Please don’t tell me you’ve never seen Titanic.”

    Or, the SMH harass Dex into watching the best film in existence and Derek Nurse Loves His Boyfriend

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    Radio silence wasn't quite what EJ expected from this off-season, but here he was, sweating on the farm, with no word from Nate since the they'd all gone their separate ways.

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    Auston’s heard a lot of talk in the locker room. As a general rule, he assumes at least half of what he hears is a load of bullshit, a quarter of it is exaggeration and around 5% is genuinely true.

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    Katy tries not to smile over her coffee cup at the two boys across the small plastic table, their arms pressed together, Reilly’s damp hair dripping onto his shoulders and Jonesy’s eyes wide and bright.

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    He crawled into bed and laid down on his side next to Corey. The snoring had stopped, but the drooling had started. "Fuck, you're such a gross dude..." Kent whispered.
    -----
    Kent reflects on where his life has taken him, and how far he and Corey have come since they first met.

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    The ladies at Ulta nearly had a heart attack when over twenty men strolled in after their shortened naps on gameday.

    “We’re not asking for, like, great makeup,” Travis explained to the harried makeup artists. “Just simple stuff. We’re trying to prove a point.”

    “Don’t listen to him,” Carter said, pushing his way to the front of the crowd to stand beside the captain. “I want the full glam, please.”

    ---

    Men could rarely let women have something they enjoyed without tearing them down for it.

    Their goalie likes to wear makeup, and the Flyers think the rest of the world needs to get over it.

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    Gavin Reed is a solid bottom six player. Good in the defensive end, good at winning battles in the corner.

    Not so good at talking about his feelings or controlling his temper.

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    110
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    Alyx Daya is the best hockey player in the National Women's Hockey League. Until she gets hurt, bad. Her dumbass friend sticks her with a babysitting gig with some guy who she doesn't know. She doesn't know. All she knows is that she started the year off with what she thought to be a career ending injury, and ended it with a boyfriend, the Isobel Cup, and a captaincy?

    -Unbeta'd: all mistakes are mine, feel free to give constructive criticism-

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    What do you get the person you've accidently fallen in love with for Christmas?

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    The kid shuffles his feet. “I’m Noah, by the way.”

    Noah. Putting a name to the face makes this all more personal, makes it so that Jack can’t really be mad at him anymore. Even though it would be easy to be bitter about his net with no holes in it and his nice stick that’s actually long enough for him and his skates that probably cost five times what Jack’s did.

    Jack smiles at Noah, and it's mostly genuine. “I'm Jack.”

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    He turns twenty, and he swears in the privacy of the darkness beneath Magnitogorsk’s stars that he will do whatever it takes to keep his child safe. Even if it means leaving Russia.

    And Evgeni Malkin never breaks a promise.

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    It's not that Dex and Nursey are into each other. Of course not. The pajamas are a joke. Until they aren't.

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    Nursey loses his gloves and Dex gets his mum to knit him a new pair. Then he feels awkward about expressing emotions.

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    As much as Luc tries sometimes, summer’s not just training, sleeping, and christening every square inch of their new house.

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    Comments:
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    446
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    25
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    Kent wasn’t interested being in a relationship; he didn’t have the time to build something. To be someone’s boyfriend, the person they relied on, their everything. He'd been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

    No, he was happier alone. It was easier alone.

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    Nicky learns something new about Alex, and then something new about himself.

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