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Inspired by the comic by @BigTerrence on TikTok: "What If Alastor Woke Up In A World Where He and Vox Were Lovers?". I won't be using the comic shot for shot, this is inspired by it but not trying to recreate it in fic form.
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Alastor was in the middle of executing his master plan when everything changed. He had only shut his eyes for a moment -- trying to rest and recover... but when he opened his eyes, instead of being tied to his favorite spinning chair he found himself in a warm, plush bed with shark themed sheets. At first, he figured Vox had taken pity and laid him there, but as his eyes wandered around the room things were starting to make less and less sense. When had Vox had the time to take several pictures of them together? Happy pictures? And, more importantly, when had Vox put a ring on his finger?Ah, well, the photo of them at an alter on the nightstand answers that question.
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What happens when Canon!Alastor has swapped bodies with Married!Alastor? How will their Voxs react? What will they learn about themselves, and what else could they possibly fuck up?
Title of fic inspired by: Nothing Can Change This Love by Sam Cooke.
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Another 1930s AU fic from me, who's surprised?
_Getting rid of a body shouldn't be something Vox is so used to, and yet the steps came naturally. There was something different about himself that he was beginning to realize. Shunned briefly, but now, it sat comfortably in the corners of his mind.
The static electricity around them made Vox deeply aware of the new darkness that made itself at home. He was sure Alastor had become familiar with it too. It felt like they shared it -- as if it was one in the same -- linking them together like the red string of soulmates.
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OR : A fic about Vox and Alastor meeting in the 1930s as kids and growing up together in a world not accepting of them. It time skips through some of their childhood as they develop into the Murder Husbands (and their feelings for each other). But in a world where they only have each other, what will happen when they're torn apart?
AKA I'm terrible at writing summaries... the tags might be more helpful. I also don't want to give the angst away yet
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Alastor didn't realize that summoning the devil to trade his soul away for power in Hell would end up like this. Never did he expect for the King of Hell himself to not only be a short, bleach-blonde with rosy cheeks -- but also to be so fucking clingy.
Worst part? He has to deal with a dog disguised in a human flesh-suit that won't leave him the fuck alone.
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Or: an AppleMedia fic where Alastor makes a deal with Lucifer instead of Rosie, and Vincent saves his life from the hunter. Vincent follows Al like a moth to a flame, but finds himself growing very jealous of some mystery-man that Alastor keeps talking to on the phone.
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What happens when the Voxtek rebrand has completely pushed Vox out of the picture, and the ex-most-powerful-sinner-in-hell winds up on the doorstep of the Hazbin Hotel seeking redemption?
What then happens he finds it in Alastor?
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AKA I wanna write about pregnant Alastor and also RadioStatic family dynamics. I'll also take the shameless opportunity to write Trans Male Alastor, and how that has contributed to his character. This story will include mating cycles, not really A/B/O, though. It will also include shameless simp behavior, and cheesy flirting.This story might also be a bit graphic (blood, gore, violence, and the like).
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...It was all going to come out, until his eyes were drawn to a shadowy figure at the top of the stairs. It felt like one of those stupid prom movies, where the beautiful girl in her prom dress was coming down the flight of stairs in slow motion. Except the beautiful girl was a radio-deer-demon with a freaky yellow smile and a sinister glare... -
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Some call it stalking, but Vincent Whittman just calls it being observant. Besides, how else is he supposed to learn everything about Alastor Hartfelt? You know, in preparation for when they inevitably get together? Vincent simply wants to make a good first impression and get ahead -- because he loves Alastor. Especially since Alastor doesn't know that he feels the same way...yet.
So, you can imagine Vincent's surprise when the famous radio star casually walked across his campus. Alastor was definitely not a student -- no, he would have known that.
Then, what is he doing here? And what compelled Vincent to wear sweatpants, of all things, today?
Well, he supposed there was only one way to find out.
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AKA, I wrote a fic about the mini comic I posted on X (@Bus_Boy)/BlueSky (@bus-boy.bsky.social)/Tumblr (bus--boy). It's an AU where Vox is a college student and Alastor is a guest speaker at his college.
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Nun x Priest Au
Aka HolymediaFather Vincent is a devoted priest rising steadily through the ranks of the Catholic Church. He believes himself chosen, a vessel for God’s will, destined for power. Nothing comes in his way.
But when a mysterious nun enters his life, Vincent’s certainty begins to fracture.
The stranger is sharp-tongued, unnervingly perceptive, and far too comfortable around sin.
He sees through Vincent’s piety and into the hunger beneath.What begins as suspicion turns into fascination. Fascination into obsession. Vincent calls him temptation. A test. A devil in holy clothing.
Yet the closer he draws, the more he wonders if his prayers are being answered…
or corrupted, leading him to damnation.
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Vinny want to become GOD. Vinny see Alastor nun Vinny go WOWZA! Vinny simp Vinny a DOG. But Vinny realise Alastor is hm kinda Sus but Vinny a simp anyways (im crine)Bookmarked by They_Call_Me_Asshole
25 Mar 2026
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A College AU where Olympic-hopeful figure skater Alastor Hartfelt keeps crashing hockey captain Vincent Whittman's practices–and maybe his heart.
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06 Mar 2026
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Vincent Whittman, a young failed Broadway actor, turned to television to become the brightest star and trailblazer.
However, fate had other plans for his path to stardom...
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15 Feb 2026
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ON HIATUS!
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For RadioStatic shippers who need a break from the angst and just want a nice, slow burn, eventual romance, fluffy fanfic.
Character tags will be updated as characters are introduced!
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Everybody remembers that sad, heartbreaking scene where Vox gets brutally acquaintance-zoned by Alastor and starts a flipping villain arc, leading to them becoming rivals for the next 70 or so years..
What if Alastor said yes?
Everything stays the same. He supports the hotel, Vox starts his tech company, VoxTek, and he.. wait.. wait a minute.
Why is Valentino so pissy about him and Vox being together?------------------------------
THIS IS EVENTUAL ROMANCE! THEY DON'T FALL IN LOVE RIGHT AWAY PEOPLE!
(ALSO THIS STARTS WITH VOX ENTERING HELL AND ENDS AT THE SEASON FINALE BATTLE SO THIS IS LONGGG)------------------------------