Themakeshiftloser



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    This is a love story.
    But not one you’ve heard before.
    We're aged up here. Out of the teenage drama and falling into 20-something whirlwinds.
    Lottie knew Fred and George from her single, awkwardly quiet transplant year at Hogwarts. She was a shy girl, only admiring them from afar, because who wouldn't?
    They were everything. And she was barely perceived.
    But time changes people.
    And now, she's hellfire. Sarcastic, witty, downright unhinged.
    and they're both hers— well... hopefully.
    Almost.
    Yes, this IS a love story. But it's also a filthy, dramatic, cheeky, fluffy, innuendo-laden thrill ride.
    And people always ask, Fred OR George.
    Lottie says: Why not both?
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    this is firmly fred x oc and george x oc with some eiffeltower-ing. NO WAND CROSSING, get outta here with that.
    *Now on Wattpad, same user and title*

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

     
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    UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    17 Jul 2026

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    If Ilya Rozanov was set to be branded for life in the space above his butt crack, he was damn well going to pay a premium for it.

    Booking with one of the most exclusive tattoo studios in North America was the easy bit.

    Having his brain melted into oblivion by Shane Hollander’s steady hands and even steadier voice was decidedly not part of the plan.

    Or, the one where tattoo artist Shane is very good at giving instructions.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    “Hollander,” Ilya murmured gently. “Bath is ready.”

    Shane cracked his eyes open, staring dumbly at the burly Russian hovering over him where he was still laying in bed.

    “…bath?” He croaked, voice raspy with disuse.

    “Mm. I ran you a bath. It will make you feel better before you go to sleep tonight. Will help with your sore muscles.”

    Shane asks Ilya to fuck him gently during one of their regular hookups, badly bruised from their game. Ilya runs him a bath afterwards, and they fall secretly and desperately in love that way, through whispered confessions and late night conversations while Shane soaks, and Ilya quietly observes him.

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    10 Jul 2026