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    (Only rated mature due to the excessive swearing)

    An AU in which every android is a sassy little shit.

    (Humans are also not allowed to harm androids despite their smart mouths because not only will they be fined, but violently engaging an android is world-known death wish because they will mutilate your ass.)

    **This is definitely not to be taken seriously. I made this specifically for laughs when I was feeling upset and it was never meant to be an actual story**

    Now please enjoy Connor, Kara, and Markus telling people to kiss their gorgeous asses.

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    Crime Scene investigator Maya is back on the case. Her life has only grown more complicated, as has her workload for Sanctuary PD. How will she handle her job and her on-going office romance?

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    Or how Buck became the unwilling person to go on a short slip-n-slide, featuring a broken attic stairs and the basement. With a guest appearance from Buck's training days from the SEALs Academy.

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    Loki was never one would call a fan of ‘mornings’. At least, he wasn’t, not before.

    Thankfully, he has two wonderful partners to make them so much more entertaining.

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    IDOLISH7 boys are good boys
    But they are a little bit to crazy for only one group chat.
    And a little bit to gay.

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    A fleet of submarines on patrol have a very close encounter with a baleen whale courtesy of a mischievous floatplane pilot, much to their dismay.

    I rated it M for Mature though I'm not sure it's QUITE NSFW enough for that... shall we call it L for Lewdmarine?

    (I wrote this several years back for Deviantart after a flash of inspiration. Some parts of it I'm still proud of, others I find very cringy. You be the judges.)

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    Uhhhhhhh;;;;

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    He listens to the sound of Robbie tapping out his ashes onto the hotel carpet, and licks his lips anxiously, because it goes so slow that Bob wants to rip the cigarette out of his hands and replace it with his own hand. He wants to kiss each of Robbie's knuckles and the calluses on his fingers.

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    The dynamics of Script!Aziraphale and Script!Crowley are completely fine and not horrible.

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    Curious about the Mundane world? What to seem hip with the coolest muggle technology? What to impress your date with when seeing the sights in muggle London? This is the book for you. We cover everything from fashion to cars to help you blend in when you find yourself on the other side of the wards.

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    I edited My Immortal to make it Persona Fanfiction.

    Intead of being goths vs preps, it's cool preppy delinquents vs normal preps.
    Instead of Gothic/Emo bands, It's K-Pop.
    Instead of Hot Topic, It's K-Mart.
    Instead of...well, see the rest for yourself!

    I cannot guarantee the safety of your eyes, because it will ultimately have some spoilers, badly written yet somehow censored sex scenes, and just poor writing.

    (This started as a bit of an inside joke on a discord server. But I wanna share it, and now I'm gonna edit it ALL.)

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    The Enterprise must save the planet Transsexual in the Galaxy of Transylvania from the insufferable Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way, queen of the Goffs.

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    Things had been going well for Talon ever since the downfall of Overwatch. They had plied their trade on every continent, ruled entire cities and kept the elite of this world on their tippy-toes. Life had been good.
    Then the newly reformed Overwatch attacked, unleashing a new secret weapon that shattered the carefully maintained status quo completely and forced Talon into the defensive.
    They had lost ground ever since as the weapon, Mercy, was far too powerful. How did one stop someone that not only spits in the face of Death but pulls Death over her knees and beats the ever-living shit out of it?

    By making her someone else's problem, of course...

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    Laguz aren't always good at following complex battle plans, so Soren takes success into his own hands.

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    “This is completely unnecessary,” Skrimir grumbled.

    “How does this work?” Ike asked, narrowing his eyes slightly at the various straps tied around Skrimir’s chest. Rather tellingly, he didn’t say anything about how necessary or not it was.

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    Catalina Flores, or Kat, is your average university student. Among school, work and family life, she barely has time for a boyfriend, *specially* not after her last train wreck of a relationship. Her friends find it amusing to give her a dare. Fairly simple and innocent; make Kim Sung-jae smile. Easy right? What she didn't sign up for was him asking her to be his fake girlfriend. As empathetic as she is, she finds it hard to reject him. After all, it's just two weeks, what's the worst that can happen?

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    "Wait," she murmured, pushing him away. He was close, way too close. His scent was intoxicating and her head was spinning.

    "Kat," he rolled his eyes, "it's just for two weeks, what's the worst that can happen?"

    Kat closed her eyes, relaxing against the wall that supported her.

    "We need to make this look real," he whispered. Slowly, he leaned over her, his warm breath on her lips and his hand on her hips.

    Copyright ©2018 by msatomicbomb

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    Это история о Джоне и Шерлоке; история любви, рассказывающая о 365 днях из их жизни. Повествование − нехронологическое. Каждая глава представляет из себя законченное произведение. Но при этом данная история о том, что происходит в квартире 221Б (почти) каждый день, представляет из себя единое целое.

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    Proceedings of the court relating to the trial of LIAM KOSTA pursuant to Nexus Code 3138.B - 3138.B.M., "Misuse of Nexus Information Technology Systems;" 9198.A.C., "Inciting Civil Disobedience"; 2278.A, "Disobeying a Lawful Order".
    Authorized for Public Release.

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    Chapter 9- Heir, Apparently

    “It’s something very few people know, and not because I told them. I’ve only chosen to tell one person. Everyone else who knew...treated me differently for something I had no say in.”

    “I can relate to that. People have certain ideas about you before they even meet you, about how you expect to be treated, as though noble status determines your entire being. Straight down to your core. Everyone is afraid to approach you because they don’t want to offend you, fearing you might have them executed for spilling cheese dip on your dress or something. Maybe in Orlais but-”

    “No, no, no,” he argued, “spilling cheese dip is absolutely an offense punishable by death.”

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    During a meeting between Disney and Marvel, Peter has Deadpool and Miles fighting over whether he should stay in the MCU or not.

    Based on the Deadpool fanfics by Aragorn_II_Elessar.

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    Maybe if Ben had had a Nintendo Switch Online membership he would have been playing Splatoon 2 instead of Celeste. Or maybe he wouldn't. Either way, he would get to play Splatoon soon, and by then he would have finished Celeste.

    Os so he thought.

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