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If we could have been together (murder media) by The_printer_licker
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 May 2026
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Voxs doomsday weapon explodes killing half the pentagram he finally wiped that smile off Alastors face but god decides to teabag Vox and give him a second chance letting him go back to when he was alive visiting the New Orleans on business
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Alastor's Accidental Acquisition of a Housewife by eggcats
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 May 2024
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How Alastor and Vox met - you've heard of accidental sugar daddy Alastor? How about accidental "I think I kidnapped myself a house-husband" Alastor, and a Vox who just discovered he's really Into being a housewife?
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- Part 1 of My Housewife Vox Agenda
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“It’s quite the opposite, actually. I’ve come to help you,” Alastor said, as if it wasn’t the most ridiculous thing Vox had ever heard.
“How stupid do you think I am?”
“Exceedingly so,” Alastor smirked and Vox scowled. He’d walked right into that one.
Alastor held up his hands in a sassy, little shrug. “But as I told you earlier, you helped me break a chain that’s been a thorn in my side for a very long time. So I believe I owe you more than a simple thank you. Look, I even brought you a gift.”
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Vox is forced to deal with the consequences of his failed takeover of Heaven in the worst way he can imagine. Being left alone with his own thoughts. Thankfully, his arch rival and old crush Alastor shows up to distract him.
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19 May 2026
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They are so gay it physically hurts me THE DANCES along with the videos of the people actually dancing top-tier. I just love it when they randomly break out into dance. It full’s my heart with so much joy.
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- Beloved marine biologist and television personality, media proclaimed “Shark Whisperer”, Vincent Whittman, pronounced dead this afternoon, July 9th, 1955, at approximately 3:35pm Eastern Standard Time, following a violent frenzy that broke out during a live programming block for this year’s annual Maritime Summer event. America mourns one of its brightest stars tonight following this tragedy -
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I had this thought of, "What if Vox was a marine biologist when he was alive instead of working for a news station?" and then it spiraled out of control from there. This AU has gotten so elaborate, so buckle up buttercup! You're in for a wild ride!
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The simple fact of the matter is, Vincent is not what Alastor was looking for in a partner. No matter how skilled he may be in a murder, he treated it as a means to an end, not an art. Eventually, Vincent decided he's had enough of not being good enough for him, taking matters into his own hands
He may not be working with Alastor anymore, but he would not work alone. No matter the cost
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26 Apr 2026
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In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.
Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.
In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot
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09 Apr 2026