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    Rodimus is stuck in a wall. For science? Let's say for science.

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    Ogedei (son of Genghis) Khan has a problem. Somewhere out in where-the-eff-is-Anatolia, his protégé Baiju Noyan has dropped off the map and taken his troops with him. Incoming reports have been increasingly sparse, inarticulate, and disturbing. Has the famously fierce Noyan gone native? Rogue? Insane? All of the above?
    According to the royal diviners, rookie intelligence agent Nerguitani ("No Name Girl") is the best candidate for the mission. Sungurtekin (the Khan's Anatolian spymaster and a native of the Kayis tribal lands where the Noyan was last sighted) privately thinks the diviners have been drinking more spirits than they've been consulting.
    Can a nice girl from the home steppes (with multiple options on not-so-nice) survive the dangerous company of Baiju Noyan and evade the wrath of his sworn nemesis Ertugrul Ghazi? Can she salvage the Khan's Western frontier before it becomes an epic Mongolian cluster... of embarrassments?

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    Quan Chi. Getting F-ing laid with and by my original character who should already be in print but I'm too busy thinking of how she and Quan Chi would bang to chapter headings using lyrics from Lady GaGa's G.U.Y.

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    Join Kefka and his journey with the Empire. How one slips into insanity and obsession.

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    In which a GF-fangirl wakes up to find herself in the body of a baby Bill Cipher before the events of canon happens. Welp, lets see how much she can fuck this up.

    Chapters 0-10: Flatland Arc

    Chapter 11-17: Space time Arc

    Chapter 18-33: Meeting the Henchmaniacs
    Character and relationship building filler

    Chapter 34-45: The Earth forms
    Making more friends, adventures in space

    Chapter 46-Current: Healing Arc
    'Cause Bill broke again, also the Earth is still developing

    Updates every Monday

    This is not meant to be a romance fic. It is backstory, character exploration, slice of life and very much a cradle to the grave sort of thing. I'm planning on romance eventually but that's not the point of this story.
    This is not meant to be taken seriously, it's just a stupid idea I'm writing for fun.

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    While Red Leader and his unlucky human friend negotiate over dinner, Paul and Patryck are left to their own devices.

    Or: The One Where Paul Subs.

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    There’s a reason they’re like this, a reason Ryuji’s panting in hot, short whines as Akira sucks bruises into his neck, a reason he rocks onto the thigh shoved between his legs, and that reason is currently in Akira’s free hand, red blending into red until they’re indistinguishable from each other.

    He’d never thought he was all that kinky a dude before Akira came into his life. Ryuji’s been wrong about a lot of things, though, and he’s sure this won’t be the last.

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    Zeke's a glutton for punishment. Mòrag discovers this while scolding him for a stupid move in battle one day, when the heat of her swords only gets him soaked - and not with sweat. ;))))
    Zeke's a trans boy who's fully transitioned except for bottom surgery, Mòrag's a bestgirl who puts her whips to good use.
    I know 10k words is a lot but I promise this is just one of those classic 2k word one-shot smutfics, except Extra™

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    Two years after moving to Pelican Town, William Bauer has established his farm and put JojaMart out of business. Adrift in a sea of grey, he is a ticking bomb waiting to self-destruct.

    Recently unemployed, Shane Daniels is a wreck and drowning his life in a bottle. When William invades his personal space in the saloon, spoiling for a fight, fuck-ups collide—and two broken souls discover their pieces match.

    Sometimes the only way out of hell is together.

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    Hermione Granger knows she's not a good person. Disillusioned with life at only twelve years old; she is cynical, manipulative, ruthless and, above all else, a survivor.

    For six years she has lived on the streets of London with only her sharp mind and her sharper knives to keep her alive, but a letter from an owl changes everything for Hermione, and the bond she forms on the Hogwarts Express with a timid boy with broken glasses, skinny wrists and a lightning-shaped scar will change the whole of Wizarding Britain.

     
    Main Pairing: Harry Potter/Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle

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    A lot of times, Pete enjoys not being good. He loves teasing back, enjoys riling Patrick up; his fucked-up masochistic brain needs the hunt, the thrill of destruction.

    This is their way to turn it into something constructive, something they can both work with, a game with carefully laid-out rules that neither of them can lose. Pete is walking on a tightrope, but he knows whenever he inevitably falls, Patrick is there to catch him.

    Pete craves pain, craves punishment, absolution and any other easy solution. This is not it, but it’s pretty damn close.

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    Climbing through the high bathroom window legs first, Jack carefully dropped to the marble flooring quietly, and strolled through without any of the girls, who were in the corner snorting coke, noticing him. Which was lucky for Jack, because the electronic music was booming loud enough as well, and there were also people in the bathroom stalls too busy fuckin’ and suckin’ each other off to the beats.

    Amused, Jack made his way through the club. Putting his cigarette out in someone’s drink and pressing through crowds of dancing people, he headed up toward the bar where his best friend was.....

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    Shigaraki Tomura wants to have someone for his very own. There's no better way to get exactly what he wants than to raise someone to fit the role. And he's definitely found the perfect candidate in lonely, quirkless Midoriya Izuku.
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    AKA in which a young Izuku is groomed into being the perfect pet for Tomura to own.

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    "Maybe nothing was real not even himself oh god and wouldn't that be wonderful." - Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo.
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    A vaguely Southern Gothic AU in which Hux has depression and Kylo helps him cope.

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    Castiel touched him. He dimly remembers wondering what was happening because the two fingers to the side of the head move was most normally used to heal. But Sam hadn't been the one who was injured. Or, maybe, now that things are resurfacing within him he couldn't possibly voice, maybe he had been. Behind that wall. Irreparably damaged. All Cas had done was bring it to the surface, shown it to him. His memories are stringy and hard to untangle, to translate inside the mind of sanity because they belong to a soul without a vessel trapped in a place where nothing makes a modicum of Earthly sense.

    Or: Where Sam remembers the Cage, and maybe it wasn't so bad after all?
    Or: Where Lucifer is surprised by human-ness (and, really, when is he ever not?)

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    The thing about Jeremy is that James doesn’t know a thing about him.

    (then they fuck in a closet).

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    Connor and Hank continue to investigate the deviant murders without much success but find a possible missing link - several missing androids were reported to be affiliated with the Church of rA9. Connor files it away as a possible lead, but Hank has him distracted with a new game - he's allowed to tease Hank as much as he likes, but Hank's not going to orgasm until the weekend.

    When the resulting scene goes wrong with disastrous consequences for Hank's mental health, the two break up and Connor finds all that he has left is the investigation. He follows up on the Church of rA9 and is convinced to attend a service. But the Church of rA9 wants Connor to leave his human lover behind and bond with his own people, and Connor's not ready to give up on the man he's chosen to own his body and soul. With errors in his code caused by emotional stress wrecking his ability to function, Connor is faced with a choice - repair his relationship with Hank or try to find solace and meaning in his life by giving himself over to the service of an android god.

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    For Mitaka Week 2018, day 3. In the wake of being choked by Kylo Ren, Mitaka has some difficulties.

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    Jared Padalecki is not right in the head, but tries to maintain a balance the best he can. Jensen Ackles is not right in the head, but he doesn't care. Misha Collins is a Russian mob boss obsessed with performance art via the medium of crime. Mark Pellegrino is an Italian mafia don with an under-developed sense of humour. It's going to get him into trouble someday.

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    They told Maxx it was his fault.

    Cody agrees.

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