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    After wasting his first semester of college being wasted, Lance decides to buckle down and hit the books and act like a goddamn adult. Join Lance on this strange hot mess of a self-discovery adventure of love, hate, and most importantly: growing the fuck up!

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    In which a GF-fangirl wakes up to find herself in the body of a baby Bill Cipher before the events of canon happens. Welp, lets see how much she can fuck this up.

    Chapters 0-10: Flatland Arc

    Chapter 11-17: Space time Arc

    Chapter 18-33: Meeting the Henchmaniacs
    Character and relationship building filler

    Chapter 34-45: The Earth forms
    Making more friends, adventures in space

    Chapter 46-51: Healing Arc
    'Cause Bill broke again, also the Earth is still developing

    Chapter 52-59: Healing Arc Continued, Parenthood Arc

    Chapter 60-Current: UFO lands to form Gravity Falls
    More space adventure, parenthood arc continued

    Updates every Monday

    This is not meant to be a romance fic. It is backstory, character exploration, slice of life and very much a cradle to the grave sort of thing. I'm planning on romance eventually but that's not the point of this story.
    This is not meant to be taken seriously, it's just a stupid idea I'm writing for fun.

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    Jack orders Rhys's favorite drink.

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    You meet a creature named Venom under less than ideal circumstances, but that doesn't stop him from asking you for a very intimate favor.

    >Might continue later on
    >Please ignore any grammar mistakes lmao

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    Это началось как дурная шутка, такого рода, над которой люди хотя и смеются, но забавной не находят. Однажды Брюс Уэйн отправляется в бар, чтобы в полевой обстановке выяснить, насколько правдивы слухи о готовящейся крупной операции по перевозу контрабанды, а кончается это тем, что он напивается вместе с Джокером. Это ведь смешно, верно?
    Или
    Брюс пытается начать встречаться с Джокером и между тем пытаться скрыть от него, что он и Бэтмен – одно лицо.
    Перевод работы Somewhere Between Love And Abuse автор Saremina

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    Maynard needs to blow off some steam.

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    "Show me where you wanna be touched."

    It's disgusting.

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    Hermione Granger knows she's not a good person. Disillusioned with life at only twelve years old; she is cynical, manipulative, ruthless and, above all else, a survivor.

    For six years she has lived on the streets of London with only her sharp mind and her sharper knives to keep her alive, but a letter from an owl changes everything for Hermione, and the bond she forms on the Hogwarts Express with a timid boy with broken glasses, skinny wrists and a lightning-shaped scar will change the whole of Wizarding Britain.

     
    Main Pairing: Harry Potter/Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle

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    Two years after moving to Pelican Town, William Bauer has established his farm and put JojaMart out of business. Adrift in a sea of grey, he is a ticking bomb waiting to self-destruct.

    Recently unemployed, Shane Daniels is a wreck and drowning his life in a bottle. When William invades his personal space in the saloon, spoiling for a fight, fuck-ups collide—and two broken souls discover their pieces match.

    Sometimes the only way out of hell is together.

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    Wade wants so bad to be good. Follow-up to 'Science is Cool'.

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    things I write about ≠ things I condone in real life
    Patryck may or may not be a werewolf but it's unconfirmed
    Paul is not human

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    During a fight Dodoria reveals how much he lusts for Zarbon, and Zarbon is more than willing.

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    All Might shoves his thoughts aside to fully enjoy his boy.

    Sequel to Guilty Pleasures.

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    alternate title was "cyptids please don't eat my ass"

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    The news of Mary Lou's death is unexpected, to say the least.

     

     

    After his mother's death, Credence spirals. As much as Percy wants to, he doesn't quite know how to help him.

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    (updating mondays, wednesdays and fridays)

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    I recently deleted my tumblr, and this is one of two fanfics I felt like saving from it. It was originally written in September 2012, as part of an ill-fated attempt at answering one of those 30-day art challenges with fanfic. The prompt was "Cuddles (naked)"

    Original header notes: Vriska <3< Eridan. Pre-game, post Vriska’s wounding, let’s-say-they-somehow-aren’t-underaged-at-this-point-in-the-timeline AU. Hermaphroditism assumed, but genitals not described in detail.

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    Draco's feelings are a mess, they're tangled with each other.

    And Harry is willing to help him untangling them.

     

    or,
    a fanfic where harry potter is whipped for draco but draco hides so many things

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    2/?
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    Toshinori is caught doing something that makes Izuku's blood boil, unbeknownst to him. However, when he awakens the following morning tied to his bedframe, Izuku makes his feelings very, very clear.

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    Someone comes searching for Pennywise in his sewers and after some "playful" chasing, he fucks her silly.

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    ~ part of the Blood Trail - BloodCam AU ~

    After a year plus together Keith and Lance are living together, and Keith has found himself settling into the rhythm of life as a couple. The future doesn't seem quite as foreboding as it used to, and he finds himself looking forward to the days that will come.
    But when Lance brings home news that will lead to a trip out west, and a meeting with his family, Keith finds the memories of his past stirring back to the forefront of his mind. There's so much he hasn't shared with Lance yet, and so much he'd rather forget about...

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
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    23
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