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    Ogedei (son of Genghis) Khan has a problem. Somewhere out in where-the-eff-is-Anatolia, his protégé Baiju Noyan has dropped off the map and taken his troops with him. Incoming reports have been increasingly sparse, inarticulate, and disturbing. Has the famously fierce Noyan gone native? Rogue? Insane? All of the above?
    According to the royal diviners, rookie intelligence agent Nerguitani ("No Name Girl") is the best candidate for the mission. Sungurtekin (the Khan's Anatolian spymaster and a native of the Kayis tribal lands where the Noyan was last sighted) privately thinks the diviners have been drinking more spirits than they've been consulting.
    Can a nice girl from the home steppes (with multiple options on not-so-nice) survive the dangerous company of Baiju Noyan and evade the wrath of his sworn nemesis Ertugrul Ghazi? Can she salvage the Khan's Western frontier before it becomes an epic Mongolian cluster... of embarrassments?

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    Hermione Granger knows she's not a good person. Disillusioned with life at only twelve years old; she is cynical, manipulative, ruthless and, above all else, a survivor.

    For six years she has lived on the streets of London with only her sharp mind and her sharper knives to keep her alive, but a letter from an owl changes everything for Hermione, and the bond she forms on the Hogwarts Express with a timid boy with broken glasses, skinny wrists and a lightning-shaped scar will change the whole of Wizarding Britain.

     
    Main Pairing: Harry Potter/Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle

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    72/?
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    The night of the destruction of the Death Star and a week after the battle of Scarif, Han Solo and Cassian Andor end up in the same bar.

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    12
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    Two years after moving to Pelican Town, William Bauer has established his farm and put JojaMart out of business. Adrift in a sea of grey, he is a ticking bomb waiting to self-destruct.

    Recently unemployed, Shane Daniels is a wreck and drowning his life in a bottle. When William invades his personal space in the saloon, spoiling for a fight, fuck-ups collide—and two broken souls discover their pieces match.

    Sometimes the only way out of hell is together.

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    3/?
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    Sherlock is investigating a very average case, when suddenly the elevator stops and a very interesting passenger enters.

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    Hawke persuades Fenris to share a fantasy. It doesn't end well, until it does.

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    When Erik (Killmonger) dies, Hela sees an opportunity and gets FAR more than she bargained for! Who says villains can't have happy endings?

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    This started as just Thor: Ragnarok and Black Panther, but is now spanning the MCU. Also, although you can't PROVE it doesn't happen until Infinity War drops, I feel it's pretty safe to say this is an Alternate Universe now.

    It is still full of steamy porn, although some plot snuck in there as well as things developed. A huge shout out and thank you to all my lovely readers who have made this story stretch across two months now when it just started as a little 5-page drabble. I adore each and every one of you filthy-minded little instigators!! ;)

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    They've been together for too long and now there's nothing left but this: dragging each other further and further down, kicking and screaming the whole way.

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    When M brought Q into MI6, it wasn't from some tech company, but from the top of one of the largest criminal organizations to ever exist.

    Q has a long and dark past, and now the new M intends to use it to bring down James Moriarty, a powerful and sinister man with a special soft spot for the Quartermaster.

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    Frank knows he's fucked in the head, but he doesn't care anymore. Just wants everything to end. The fact that he's always fantasized about being murdered...well, that just makes it a little easier.

    Basically, Frank wants to die, and Gerard responds to his online post agreeing to murder him. This is really dark and fucked up, so read with caution. Mind the tags.

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    Loki es más importante de lo que piensa.

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    Español
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    Jared Padalecki is not right in the head, but tries to maintain a balance the best he can. Jensen Ackles is not right in the head, but he doesn't care. Misha Collins is a Russian mob boss obsessed with performance art via the medium of crime. Mark Pellegrino is an Italian mafia don with an under-developed sense of humour. It's going to get him into trouble someday.

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    7/?
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    They finally get a chance to play.

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    A small fic where Talon kidnaps the Overwatch Agent Tracer and turns her into their weapon

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    5/?
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    Dazai wants Chuuya to kill him. Chuuya makes him a deal.

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    Mycroft worries about Sherlock- constantly. Everyone assumes they know why, but they don't. Jim Moriarty pushed things too far when he threatened John, and Mycroft took him in for interrogation- which utterly failed. Now with the triple break-ins and Jim being found innocent, he's come to taunt Sherlock at close range...
    Jim just didn't understand one very big problem: Sherlock... is not an angel.

    This is a WIP

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    "Billy couldn’t wait until they did it for real. He couldn’t wait until he got to really stab the other boy, hard and deep and merciless, right in the stomach."

    Or, the one where they try out knifeplay.

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    15
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    Continuing the series. Kind of a one-shot, a lot less plot and more straightforward porn than previous installments. Can be read on it's own.

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    Young Commander Sendak fails a mission and gets punished OR The story behind Sendak's prosthetic eye.

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    Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. The eldest little piglet had a secret he hid from everyone. The middle little piglet hid a secret from himself which he needed to uncover. The littlest little piglet tried to tell her brothers a secret they couldn't hear. And the Big Bad Wolf let each of them whisper their secrets in his ear....

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    3
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    56
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    17
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