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Don’t Touch by P3ridot98
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
19 Feb 2026
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The knight glanced behind himself before taking a seat on a fallen tree trunk across from the vampire and leaned back, spreading his legs comfortably as his eyes trailed over Astarion. He took in the elf’s demeanor and body language, attempting to gauge how he was feeling. He seemed tense, as if restraining himself, his chest rising and falling with measured breaths. The tiefling watched curiously as the tendons strained over his knuckles as he curled and uncurled his fist, signaling his impatience. Xavier met the vampire’s eyes, feeling heat spark in him from the look on his face alone. He took a settling breath of his own before saying, "Touch yourself." Astarion's brow furrowed as the words registered.
"What?"
"You heard me, don’t make me repeat myself.” He said plainly, a sliver of his noble upbringing bleeding through in the way he held himself in that moment. The tiefling shifted, communicating his own impatience when the elf failed to respond or comply. “If I have to tell you again, I will drag this out as long as I see fit." He explained easily, his tone collected and calm.
Or, Astarion enjoys being told what to do more than he thought he would.
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It all started with a simple act of kindness. Okay, kindness isn't really my thing. Maybe spite is a better word to use when I describe this faithful act that ruined my life as I knew it. So, it all started with a simple, stupid, spiteful act of pity upon the wrong person. And now, I'm paying for it with my freedom.
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In such a small space, Otto wasn’t able to escape the way the muscles in their back moved and flexed with Theo as they degloved themself from the suit. His eyes fixated on the jagged scar just left of their spine, recalling the altercation between them that had led to such an injury. He was silently thankful that they had inherited an accelerated healing attribute from Spider-Man. They struggled their way into a pair of sweats, hissing and groaning in pain as they pulled on a shirt. He noticed them favoring their right arm and raised a brow.
“What’s wrong with your arm?”
“It’s dislocated, thanks, by the way.”
“Happy to be of service,” they looked back over to see that he had once again lit up his cigar. They looked absolutely done with his shit.
“You’re a real prick, you know that?” He smirked and took the cigar out of his mouth.
“I just have that sort of effect on good guys, current company included.” They huffed in amusement.
“Funny, too. Now I remember why I thought you were charming.”
“You think I’m charming?”
“Past tense, Otto.” They groused.
“Hm,” he nodded, taking another puff from his cigar. “Hobble over here, spider brat. Let me fix your arm.”
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I’m posting this cuz I’m too lazy to send it. This isn’t finished or coherent. So if you stumble upon this god forsaken mess, sorry. Enjoy?
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"It all started with a simple act of kindness. Okay, kindness isn't really my thing. Maybe *spite* is a better word to use when I describe this faithful act that ruined my life as I knew it. So, it all started with a simple, stupid, act of pity upon the wrong person. And now, I'm paying for it with my freedom."
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You walk into a rockstar’s afterparty with one goal: flirt outrageously enough to make Lestat finally crack—but he spends half the night meeting your shameless teasing with raised brows and unimpressed glares. Who will break first? Spoiler: it’s not you.
Bookmarked by P3ridot98
29 Jun 2026
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You’re hired as a temporary bassist for The Vampire Lestat—no promises, no guarantees, and absolutely no protection from the man himself. From the moment you step into rehearsal, Lestat makes it clear: you are disposable, replaceable, and beneath his notice.
Unfortunately for both of you, you don’t flinch, don’t beg, and don’t leave.
Neither of you backs down. Neither of you compromises. And somewhere between rehearsals, tour buses, mutual antagonism refuses to stay simple.
Bookmarked by P3ridot98
29 Jun 2026
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Don’t Fall Away From Me by FlowerCitti for TheGayBabyJailWarden (NerdOfTheHour)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Aug 2023
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“What—what do you see, when you look at me?”
Astarion’s lips twitch into an instinctive smile, both curious and confused. “You needn’t use me as a mirror, love, surely you can see that handsome face of yours all on your own.”
Yanis’s mouth parts for a moment, suddenly feeling ridiculous for having even asked, but Astarion swiftly continues before he can get a word out.
“But really, darling, if you wanted me to return the favor, you only needed to ask. I’m always happy to oblige.”
(Or, Astarion is surprisingly good at giving comfort.)
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- Part 3 of “I feel safe with you.” (Astarion Fics)
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01 Nov 2023
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It was that despite how blood no longer flowed within their veins still to color their cheeks, it seemed as though vampires could still get so very green in the face.
; or, there seemed to be quite a jealousy issue for Astarion the moment he and the others ran into an old flame of Tav's.
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- Part 2 of The Ballad of The Vampire's Heart
Bookmarked by P3ridot98
21 Sep 2023
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"I had a plan. A nice, simple plan. Seduce you. Sleep with you! Manipulate your feelings so you never turn on me."
A plan that, from the very first moments of meeting Tav, crumbled like cinders right before Astarion's eyes. For with each tearing of his inner walls with her words and charm and care, the rubble repaired the masonry of his heart. Each step of the plan mended and broke to her in ways he hadn't even realized until far later when he realized just how incredible she truly was.
; or, a look into how a Drow Bard of Tav took apart each step in Astarion's plan to ensnare him into love.
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- Part 1 of The Ballad of The Vampire's Heart
Bookmarked by P3ridot98
06 Sep 2023

