OverthinkingOcelot



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    “Have you ever thought about getting one?” Lyonel asked.

    Dunk furrowed his brow at Lyonel’s vague question until it dawned on him. “Oh, fuck off—”

    “Rude!” Lyonel exclaimed in delight. “How rude you are to me for asking but a simple question!”

    “A hedge knight with an earring is asking to be robbed,” Dunk drawled.

    A concession turns into a confession, and Duncan wears both very well.

    -OR-

    How an earring altered the trajectory of House Baratheon.

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    “Witcher, may I offer you, along with your coin, a night in our finest brothel?”

    Geralt narrows his eyes, hums, says, “Fine with just the coin.”

    “I promise you would not be disappointed. You’d have all the amenities. A bath, food, lodgings for the evening. And of course the company of whichever individual you might desire.”

    Geralt almost says no. It would be so much effort, to go to the brothel, to have someone picked out for him, to do the song and dance of what everyone always expects from him. But the free food and bath is enticing, and he’d be a fucking idiot to turn down a free fuck. “Sure,” he mutters. “So long as it’s free.”

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    When Viktor blinks himself awake one morning with a distinct sense of wrongness he attributes it first to the immediate awareness that he is in Jayce's bedroom. In Jayce's bed. He knows exactly the contents of his desk and how the paintings are hung on his walls. And he knows for certain the rich scent of Jayce filling his lungs.

    It takes him an additional minute after waking to realise where the sense of wrongness actually comes from.

    When he stumbles to the mirror, it feels like he might be looking through it. Into the living room. Into some other part of the apartment. Because his mind simply cannot process what he's seeing otherwise.

    The face staring back at him isn't his own. It's Jayce's.

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    Or: two scientists swap bodies and perform experiments about it.

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    John accidentally gains control of the prostate idk what to tell you folks. That's the fic.

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    He works, and he thinks about Viktor telling him he could fuck a pillow. He takes the tram home, and he thinks about Viktor telling him he could fuck a pillow. He gets off the tram three stops early because he's hard and hopes he can sweat it out by walking the rest of the way, and he thinks about Viktor telling him he could fuck a pillow.

    So, really, it's not that surprising that he tries it.

    Jayce has a habit to help him relax—if "habit" is the right word for fucking his pillow while imagining his lab partner talking to him like a dog. Viktor—suddenly—doesn't have an apartment.

    Jayce, unfortunately, also has a crush.

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