OfficerHotpants
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- Fallout 3 (8)
- Fallout (Video Games) (3)
- Fallout: New Vegas (2)
- Fallout 4 (2)
- Hetalia (Anime & Manga) (1)
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Maxson can't tolerate the Sole Survivor's insubordination any longer, but doesn't want to break her spirit. Just give her a reason to actually heel when he whistles. Sole couldn't care less about the Brotherhood's goals, but recognizes a touch of real, raw, human instinct in Maxson that he's not willing to share. She'll pry it out.
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Strong's presence in Sanctuary is causing problems - big problems. Preston tries to mediate between the Super Mutant and the Sole Survivor for a peaceful middle ground - unsuccessfully.
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101 Fallout Drabbles by OfficerHotpants for saraisahugenerd
Fandoms: Fallout 3, Fallout (Video Games)
09 May 2016
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A collection of one hundred and one Fallout 3 drabbles featuring Charon, Dogmeat, a Fem-Lone Wanderer, explosions, humor, and general angst that comes with living in a war-torn world. Also guns, because why not. More chapters coming, so stay tuned!
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- Part 1 of Sara/Charon Fics (F!LW/Charon)
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Wasteland Survival Guide Part Two by OfficerHotpants for saraisahugenerd
Fandoms: Fallout 3
02 Nov 2015
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Moira Brown has never missed a chance for an experiment - and no experiment has been more interesting that a particular Lone Wanderer and her contract bodyguard. Moira stalking Charon and F!LW, taking science notes on their suspected romance.
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- Part 7 of Sara/Charon Fics (F!LW/Charon)
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A songfic from Tangled about Charon working for Ahzrukhal before meeting the Lone Wanderer; super sad. Super backstory.
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- Part 6 of Sara/Charon Fics (F!LW/Charon)
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Sara/Charon Fics (F!LW/Charon) by OfficerHotpants
Fandom Fallout (Video Games), Fallout 3
09 May 2016
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A collection of fics for my friend, saraisahugenerd, surrounding her LW, Sara, and Charon.
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- 35,760
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Zookeeper by AgedMillk
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Games 2023-), Mortal Kombat (Video Games 1992-2020)
08 May 2025
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When things are tight and your bills too high, you find yourself desperately needing a new job. Luckily for you, the hybrid zoo in your town was looking for a new zookeeper!
Bookmarked by OfficerHotpants
14 Jun 2026
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The Wind Is Gentler Than My Lips by kianspo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
19 Mar 2024
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“Oh,” he exhales. “You’re not in love with me anymore.”
Hua Cheng seems to come to perfect stillness, somehow, improbably more so than he was before.
“I never was.”
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A year after Jun Wu is defeated, Xie Lian sees the light of three thousand lanterns in the sky, and his heart rejoices. Hua Cheng is back! Only instead of running into Xie Lian's arms, he breaks up with him. Xie Lian is devastated, but that is only the beginning...- Language:
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11 May 2026
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Astarion confesses to his Dark Urge lover that he doesn’t actually want to have sex anymore and they talk him into it anyway. He breaks up with them and walks away. Done. Right? Alternative and much more evil universe where rejecting the brain damaged Chosen of Bhaal doesn’t go down that easy and the others don't find out until their leader disembowels themselves on the docks of Baldur's Gate.
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10 May 2026
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Adora Belle Dearheart is going to be out of town for a quite a while. She knows Moist is just going to get himself into trouble whilst she's gone, so she arranges to get him into exactly the right (or wrong) kind of trouble.
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10 May 2026
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save your tears (for another day) by anatheme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 May 2024
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In which the SYSTEM provided Shen Qingqiu a way to distract Luo Binghe during their reunion in the Jinlan City Arc:
And then he felt it, a hot and stinging sensation in his eyes.
Something warm and wet trailed down his cheek. His vision blurred and he hurriedly tried blinking it away.
Shen Qingqiu quickly wiped his face before anyone could see. He stared at the wet trail in his hand in horror and betrayal. What the fuck, SYSTEM?!
Too late, Luo Binghe already saw it, judging by the sharp intake of breath and everyone going silent around him.
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- Part 2 of SYSTEM hits save AUs
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06 Apr 2026