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    In magical circles, it is a well known fact that beings who have once been changed into another shape by magical means, retain the ability to shift their form even after having been reverted into their original appearance.

    But since being forcefully changed on a level as basic as the very makeup of your genetics is a rather disorienting experience, most try to forget the whole business and simply ignore the occasional urge to, as it might be, snap at a passing fly.

    And yet, sometimes, the body’s natural defences are weakened, and a tired mind might lose its firm grip on its morphic field…

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    The root of desire is suffering, the root of suffering is desire, Vetinari had told himself, and it’s better not to think about the desire…focus on the suffering. The Patrician had tried pressing on his wounded hand to distract himself with pain, but this mechanism had quickly failed, because the pain only reminded him further of Vimes.

    vetinari thinks about vimes. part two in the wind-up soldiers universe. i would highly recommend you read the first fic before you read this second one, because you will not understand some of it without the context.

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    Behind Vetinari’s perfect facade, many a mystery lies.

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    Lord Havelock Vetinari and Commander Sam Vimes are in a secret and discreet relationship with one another.

    The story unfolds from the perspective of other people in their lives.

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    Foreign diplomats arrive in Ankh-Morpork with the (apparent) aim of establishing peaceful relations. However, it’s a ruse. Who would have guessed The Legion of Benevolent Nations would instigate a miliary coup? Vetinari. Vetinari guessed that.

    Confined and awaiting an uncertain fate as prisoners in the palace, Vetinari and Vimes have little else to do but strategize their next moves.

    ... And decide who gets to use the bed.

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    Rufus Drumknott woke up alive. This was a relatively positive sign, considering the last thing he remembered was a member of the Überwaldian delegation knocking him over the head with the very treaty they were here to sign. It was a very thick tome.

    Or, Drumknott puts in a request for some time off. Vetinari is sarcastic about it.

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    Vetinari has a hard day.
    Vimes has a system to keep relationships and work separate, and it works pretty well, except apparently not.
    Sometimes, you need to renegotiate boundries.

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    Lord Rust and Council decide Vetinari needs to get married. Could there be a better candidate than Vimes?

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    Tourism is down and Lord Vetinari has tasked Moist von Lipwig with organizing the first Cori Celesti Games in two hundred years to draw people to Ankh-Morpork. Of course the Patrician has deeper motives and then there is the Dark Lord marching towards Ankh-Morpork with an army of fifty thousand clones. Can Mr. Nutt, Glenda, Pastor Oats and some new friends find a way to rescue the remnants of the orcs and stop the Dark Lord? People from all over the Disc are flocking to Ankh-Morpork for the games and will find out the answer to that question.

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    A rogue vampire attempts to take over Ankh-Morpork, by taking psychic control of Vetinari’s mind.

    Vetinari is kept in protective isolation until the vampire is caught.

    Following the events, instead of congratulations, there is confrontation, confessions, and conversation …

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    The Bastard of the Barrel has a meeting with Lord Vetinari.
    It goes well, all things considered.

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    After Lupine Wonse’s betrayal and untimely death, the Patrician finds himself in need of a new secretary. He devises a rather unusual test to find the right man for the job.

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    “Th-there was the yelling, but then there was a clatter, or a loud bang, some great awful ruckus from inside his lordship’s office, and, and, I knew I wouldn't be able to break up whatever great row they had started in there, and sending in the palace guards would only make it worse,” Drumknott stammered, "s-so I sent for experienced Watchmen, ones who the Commander trusts."

    vetinari and vimes call a truce, and they are interrupted during the process. the truce involves a lot of gay maneuvers and creates complicated emotions. i'm not sure how else to describe this, but the quote above honestly provides a pretty good summary.

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    To see your husband’s features on the face of the man who rules your new city must feel very strange indeed.

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    Paul Landers is a con artist who should hang for his crimes. But fate - or rather a certain patrician of the town Ankh-Morpork with the name Lord Schneider - has other plans. Paul quickly has to learn to run a post office. His competitor from the Grand Trunk Semaphore Company doesn't think the postal service should flourish again. Between inventing stamps and avoiding being assassinated by his enemies, Paul must also navigate his feelings for the head of the Golem Trust - one Richard Z. Kruspe.

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    When an Agatean disease caused by heartbreak first appears in Ankh-Morpork, Vetinari voices the belief that no native of Ankh-Morpork is sentimental enough to fall to it. Unfortunately, he is soon proven wrong by the person closest to him.

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    Überwaldská hraběnka napadla Ankh-Morpork a zajala Velitele Městské Hlídky. A tak se, laskavý čtenáři, ocitáme na dvou netradičních audiencích u Patricije a v rukou statečných policistů Hlídky.

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    Ankh-Morpork! The city of a hundred thousand souls! Ankh-Morpork! The vast, sprawling, pungent economic center of an entire continent! Ankh-Morpork! The city where the rich grow richer, the poor grow more numerous, and the social safety net is as full of holes as the streets!

    ...You know, someone really ought to do something about that last part...

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    Часам салавей можа падарыць нешта большае, чым проста асалоду ад сваіх спеваў.

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