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    NOTE: YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE READ/WATCHED STARDUST TO FOLLOW THIS. It's just a standard colleagues-to-married-type fic with an extra bit ;)

    AU in which Rufus Drumknott was a star whom the wizards somehow managed to knock from the sky. This tale covers his new life on the Disc, his growing attachment to his new home, and his blossoming relationship with a human of considerably more intrigue than any other.

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    A series of drabbles exploring a slightly different version of the Disc, where your soul walks (or flies, or slithers, or in some rare cases swims) right by your side.

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    5/?
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    Adora Belle Dearheart is going to be out of town for a quite a while. She knows Moist is just going to get himself into trouble whilst she's gone, so she arranges to get him into exactly the right (or wrong) kind of trouble.

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    After Moist von Lipwig throws down the challenge, Lord Vetinari must change from his usual black to something a bit more extravagant for Moist and Adora's wedding.

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    6/7
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    This is just a collection of oneshots and poems based on roleplays between me and @Onlytrashliveshere with Terry Pratchett's characters. These characters have been changed through our roleplays, and thus they may not be accurate. I also haven't been through all the books, so keep in mind that these are playful. OC inserts are sparing, but there are a few.

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    77/?
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    A gentle thread that spun itself from the fact that in HOGFATHER, we learned there were Captain Carrot toys for happy children.

    There were almost Sam Vimes toys.

    Thankfully, Sam Vimes did something about that.

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    After Vimes gets into a pickle and his hands shake, Vetinari gives him a wet shave.

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    Melting-pot de tous mes drabbles et OS courts en un seul point, pour me faciliter un peu la vie dans mon travail de compilation de mes vieux récits. Pèle-mèle: du Harry Potter, Annales du Disque-Monde, divers vieux mangas. Regardez les tags pour plus d'info.

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    A series of ficlets based in a universe where Drumknott was born thirty-odd years earlier, and became the scholarship student at the Assassins’ Academy. Predictably, he and Vetinari are the black sheep (har har) of the academy. (I'm taking it as read that this is more like a college/university type of deal, rather than a School per se.)
    These are all snippets of daily life, are a blatant excuse to write marginally OOC fluff, and will be added to as I think of other ideas. Each can be read in isolation.

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    After Lord Vetinari falls ill, it's up to Drumknott to take care of him.

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    1/1
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    Moist von Lipwig has been left all alone at the Palace’s Hogswatch Ball. Fortunately for him there is a decidedly delicious slice of clerk wandering around. Unfortunately for him, the clerk is Drumknott. This displeases certain tall, dark individuals.

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    Directly follows "Masquerade: You Can Fool Any Friend Who Never Knew You" by Veul_McLannon

    Drumknott takes Vetinari up on his suggestion to "get to know him better..."

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    Drumknott and Vetinari attend the Hogswatch masquerade, each absolutely certain that the other is unaware of their identity. This is not the case, and there ensues considerable confusion and much dancing on all sides.

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    2/2
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    Another post-Truth fic, this time a quiet established relationship. They know they love each other but they Won't Say The Words. And that's fine.

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    1/1
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    The world went slightly crazy in 2016, shortly after England made a ridiculous decision for their own future and America decided they wanted a cartoon character as a leader I wrote this.

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    1/1
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    Rufus Drumknott is settling into his new job at the palace when an emergency strikes. As he finds himself taking charge (or trying to, and very handily if he says so himself), he learns a little bit more about his employer and finds their dynamic rearranging itself. Everyone needs someone they can trust.

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    A week in the life of the inhabitants of the Oblong Office, told in a ficlet a day.

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    It was a question of distraction. Humans needed to have more than one thing going on in their lives, not because it made them more productive but because it made them less. Captain Samuel Vimes had proven himself to be extremely efficient when he put his mind to it, and The Patrician was not amused. Oh, it was all well and good now, this time, when he was the one who benefited from these aptitudes, but there was bound to be a time in the future when Samuel Vimes would be a problem. When that happened he would need something in his life besides The Watch.

    Samuel Vimes did not have hobbies, outside of drinking, and he appeared to be giving that up in favor of doing his job. The horror. He had no living family, and the only friends the Captain appeared to have were his coworkers.

    Something would have to be done.

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    Drumknott begins dropping Vetinari hints about his... leanings. Vetinari, predictably, catches on very fast, but is enjoying the show rather too much to comment. For a while, at least.

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    “Good morning,” he said, “you are looking especially fresh and alert this morning.”
    “Sometimes, I wish I have never met you.” Sam sat up, trying to get rid of the water trickling from his hair into his eyes. “You make my life living hell.”
    Vetinari chuckled and put the now empty glass on the bedside table. “I dragged you out of the gutter, remember.”

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    12
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