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    Rufus Drumknott is settling into his new job at the palace when an emergency strikes. As he finds himself taking charge (or trying to, and very handily if he says so himself), he learns a little bit more about his employer and finds their dynamic rearranging itself. Everyone needs someone they can trust.

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    A series of ficlets based in a universe where Drumknott was born thirty-odd years earlier, and became the scholarship student at the Assassins’ Academy. Predictably, he and Vetinari are the black sheep (har har) of the academy. (I'm taking it as read that this is more like a college/university type of deal, rather than a School per se.)
    These are all snippets of daily life, are a blatant excuse to write marginally OOC fluff, and will be added to as I think of other ideas. Each can be read in isolation.

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    A week in the life of the inhabitants of the Oblong Office, told in a ficlet a day.

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    It was a question of distraction. Humans needed to have more than one thing going on in their lives, not because it made them more productive but because it made them less. Captain Samuel Vimes had proven himself to be extremely efficient when he put his mind to it, and The Patrician was not amused. Oh, it was all well and good now, this time, when he was the one who benefited from these aptitudes, but there was bound to be a time in the future when Samuel Vimes would be a problem. When that happened he would need something in his life besides The Watch.

    Samuel Vimes did not have hobbies, outside of drinking, and he appeared to be giving that up in favor of doing his job. The horror. He had no living family, and the only friends the Captain appeared to have were his coworkers.

    Something would have to be done.

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    Drumknott begins dropping Vetinari hints about his... leanings. Vetinari, predictably, catches on very fast, but is enjoying the show rather too much to comment. For a while, at least.

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    “Good morning,” he said, “you are looking especially fresh and alert this morning.”
    “Sometimes, I wish I have never met you.” Sam sat up, trying to get rid of the water trickling from his hair into his eyes. “You make my life living hell.”
    Vetinari chuckled and put the now empty glass on the bedside table. “I dragged you out of the gutter, remember.”

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    In which Drumknott is given a gift by one of the junior clerks and Vetinari doesn’t in any way overreact.

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    The Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU no-one asked for.

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    In which Rufus Drumknott and Ponder Stibbons are gay best friends, Vetinari gets inventive with his choice of courting gifts, and happy endings are had all round.

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    Slice of life modern AU where Vetinari is the dog equivalent of a crazy cat lady (which is basically canon anyway), is a librarian, and has a lovely husband who works in the civil service.

    (The dogs all have somewhat... familiar names.)

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    In the process of an investigation, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes has seen fit to order the searching of all rooms on the third floor of the Palace. This includes the room of the Patrician, Lord Havelock Vetinari. Commander Sir Samuel Vimes has lumped Sergeant Angua von Uberwald with sniffing out the incriminating evidence. She makes a discovery, but not the one she had planned to.

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    There were others who remembered the lilacs.

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    Rufus Drumknott is one of those persons on whom alcohol has no effect whatsoever. It makes political receptions somewhat interesting. A story in five stanzas.

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    Vetinari has died (or has he?). Drumknott is coping Incredibly Well (or is he?). Moist is the new Patrician (or i- oh no wait, he definitely is).

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    Coffee Shop/Barista AU -

    Drumknott works overtime at a cafe, and while he's gotten used to it he can't deny it's kinda tiring -
    Good thing Reacher's there to give him some company, and maybe a pep talk.

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    Vetinari decides to become a vampire for the good of the city (suspend your disbelief, this is another trouser-leg of time). Drumknott gets the wrong end of the stick (being sarcasm incarnate with an anxiety disorder is Tricky).

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    The books of people lives in the Death's library have no chapters.
    How does a relationship start? How does it end? Perhaps Commander Vimes, that bastard Lipwig, Mr. Constantin, and Professor Martin can answer these question for Downey and Vetinari. Furthermore, what is home, will Martin's killer face the justice, and how does Christian Agate's latest novel end?

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    The Patrician had a nightmare.

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    It is more blessed to give than to receive, and Lord Vetinari knows it. A short story about a certain unwanted device.

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    Wuffles is very old.

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    4
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    18
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