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    A slice from a murder investigation sans the Watch.

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    азарту подвержены даже самые разумные представители рода человеческого, а неразумные этим вовсю пользуются

    (юст и намек на... все!)

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    Moist von Lipwig and Adora Belle Dearheart go on holiday. It goes about as well as you would expect.

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    Sometimes being in charge of multiple things at once is hard on the nerves. Sometimes someone’s there to help.

    “Moist considered the ocean of mundane, managerial tasks that lay before him and a wave of dread washed over him. Then came an eddy of guilt remembering he was here with Spike which ought to be enough to make him feel like the luckiest person on the Disc.”

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    “In one of Desiderata’s books,” said Magrat, “she says that there’s a very interesting thing about seeing elephants. She says that on the Sto plains, when people say they’re going to see the elephant, it means they’re simply going on a journey because they’re fed up with staying in the same place.”

    Susan promised that it was going to be a quick trip. Go to Ankh-Morpork, visit a posh party, come home to Tadfield.
    But of course, if you go to the Discworld, you have to see Death first and catch up with him, and it turns out that Binky needs to be reshod, so you'll have to visit Lancre, and if you're visiting Lancre you just have to visit Nanny Ogg, and...
    Oh. And on the way, you'll have to figure out if your girlfriend is planning on proposing to you.

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    Moist has a three-step process for fleeing town.

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    Forced to stay home from work for a few days by a bout of bronchitis, a very bored Adora Belle Dearheart comes up with a conspiracy theory that the retired former Patrician and his clerk are living in the house next door to hers.

    She offers her husband fifteen dollars to prove her wrong.

    It's harder than he expected.

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    There is a strange habit observed among spiders in the rural stretches of the Discworld, wherein they will, for no observable reason, decide to save some pitiful animal bound for the slaughterhouse.
    On a related note, Patrician Moist von Lipwig must deal with his daughter, his city, and the overhanging question of: Why Him?

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    Four snippets about my favourite Discworld ladies, for the prompt "Haircut"

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    An arrangement is..expanded upon.

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    Adora Belle Dearheart is going to be out of town for a quite a while. She knows Moist is just going to get himself into trouble whilst she's gone, so she arranges to get him into exactly the right (or wrong) kind of trouble.

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    After Moist von Lipwig throws down the challenge, Lord Vetinari must change from his usual black to something a bit more extravagant for Moist and Adora's wedding.

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    This is just a collection of oneshots and poems based on roleplays between me and @Onlytrashliveshere with Terry Pratchett's characters. These characters have been changed through our roleplays, and thus they may not be accurate. I also haven't been through all the books, so keep in mind that these are playful. OC inserts are sparing, but there are a few.

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    In which Rufus Drumknott and Ponder Stibbons are gay best friends, Vetinari gets inventive with his choice of courting gifts, and happy endings are had all round.

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    “You know, I think it’s like horseradish,” said Adora Belle thoughtfully.

    “Pardon?”

    “Like…well, horseradish is good in a beef sandwich, so you have some. But one day a spoonful just doesn’t cut the mustard—”

    “As it were,” said Moist, fascinated.

    “—and so you have two, and soon it’s three, and eventually there’s more horseradish than beef, and then one day you realize the beef fell out and you didn’t notice.”

    “I don’t think that is the metaphor you’re looking for,” said Moist, “because I have known you to make yourself a horseradish sandwich.”

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    My friend and I talk an unreasonable and unhealthy amount about Moist’s and Adora Belle’s sex life. I'm going to write some of our headcanons out. They’re not going to be explicit, just shit.

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    Adora Belle Dearheart has, frankly, had Quite enough of this energetic little journalist following her around. She plans to teach her a lesson. The best-laid, plans, however...
    (Set pre-Going Postal, and indeed pre-Dearheart Sr’s death, although after he had the Clacks taken from him.)

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    Vetinari has died (or has he?). Drumknott is coping Incredibly Well (or is he?). Moist is the new Patrician (or i- oh no wait, he definitely is).

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    Adora Belle entertains a late-night visitor and learns a few things about obscure Omnian holidays, at least the Moist Von Lipwig version of said holidays.

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