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    Moist has a three-step process for fleeing town.

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    Forced to stay home from work for a few days by a bout of bronchitis, a very bored Adora Belle Dearheart comes up with a conspiracy theory that the retired former Patrician and his clerk are living in the house next door to hers.

    She offers her husband fifteen dollars to prove her wrong.

    It's harder than he expected.

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    His Grace, Duke Of Ankh-Morpork, Blackboard Monitor, and Commander of the City Watch Sir Samuel Vimes rubbed the bridge of his nose, “So, you expect me to believe that you broke into the Ankh-Morpork Museum Of Art on accident?”

    Crowley sighed, adjusting his sunglasses, “Yeah, that just about sums it up.”

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    There is a strange habit observed among spiders in the rural stretches of the Discworld, wherein they will, for no observable reason, decide to save some pitiful animal bound for the slaughterhouse.
    On a related note, Patrician Moist von Lipwig must deal with his daughter, his city, and the overhanging question of: Why Him?

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    In a dark basement on Scoone Avenue, a cadre of hooded figures met around a table.

    "Well, everyone knows taking a break is good for you."

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    It had never occurred to him, Moist reflected as he changed his suit, that the man would actually die. He was something permanent, a fixed point, never changing. Moist would have compared him to the sun or moon, but they moved about too much to work in his analogy. He’d often thought that he’d die before Vetinari, and sometimes, if he was being uncharitable, he’d thought that he’d die because of Vetinari. It seemed that was no longer a risk to be concerned about. He missed the feeling immensely. Send a prodding Dark Clerk to summon a man from his own home often enough, and he’d get nostalgic for it. Moist could almost feel a hand tapping at his back just remembering it.

    He frowned. It didn’t feel like a memory.

    “Mr. von Lipwig,” said a female voice, patiently, “please follow me to the palace.”

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    An arrangement is..expanded upon.

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    Adora Belle Dearheart is going to be out of town for a quite a while. She knows Moist is just going to get himself into trouble whilst she's gone, so she arranges to get him into exactly the right (or wrong) kind of trouble.

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    After Moist von Lipwig throws down the challenge, Lord Vetinari must change from his usual black to something a bit more extravagant for Moist and Adora's wedding.

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    After Moist von Lipwig invents a people game drunk, he shares it with Vimes, and they practise on heads of state.

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    Moist von Lipwig has been left all alone at the Palace’s Hogswatch Ball. Fortunately for him there is a decidedly delicious slice of clerk wandering around. Unfortunately for him, the clerk is Drumknott. This displeases certain tall, dark individuals.

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    “You know, I think it’s like horseradish,” said Adora Belle thoughtfully.

    “Pardon?”

    “Like…well, horseradish is good in a beef sandwich, so you have some. But one day a spoonful just doesn’t cut the mustard—”

    “As it were,” said Moist, fascinated.

    “—and so you have two, and soon it’s three, and eventually there’s more horseradish than beef, and then one day you realize the beef fell out and you didn’t notice.”

    “I don’t think that is the metaphor you’re looking for,” said Moist, “because I have known you to make yourself a horseradish sandwich.”

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    My friend and I talk an unreasonable and unhealthy amount about Moist’s and Adora Belle’s sex life. I'm going to write some of our headcanons out. They’re not going to be explicit, just shit.

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    3/?
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    5
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    15
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    Vetinari has died (or has he?). Drumknott is coping Incredibly Well (or is he?). Moist is the new Patrician (or i- oh no wait, he definitely is).

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    Adora Belle entertains a late-night visitor and learns a few things about obscure Omnian holidays, at least the Moist Von Lipwig version of said holidays.

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    Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom and Grag Bashfull Bashfullsson were intending to have a small wedding. But their upcoming nuptials are the talk of the town, and suddenly it's a matter of diplomatic importance that their wedding is very large, and that a great very many people are invited.

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    A Casual Question, an Unexpected Answer. Pennies from Heaven! Discussions on the Merits of a Decent Tailor. BS Johnson's Career in Internal Decorating. The Hall of Desks. Bending, Bended, Bent.

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    1/?
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    8
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    325
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    What now, when the con has left reality itself changed?

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    33
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