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    A slice from a murder investigation sans the Watch.

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    It was a little jarring to see the great and the good of Ankh Morpork trying to be frivolous when that actually suited very few of them. He was pretty sure the Disc itself trembled when he say that even Vetinari was dressed up. It wasn't a real stretch as he had dressed as an Assassin which it could be argued was very close to what he wore anyway, but even so everyone had apparently made an effort for Moist Von Lipwig opening of the new central station of Ankh Morpork and the inaugural run of the first luxury locomotive. He’d tried to get out of it, but Vetinari had sent him some very pointed memos about the Law being present as such an event.

    Moist would have been harder to recognise if it hadn't been for Mrs Dearheart standing beside him looking like more of a vampire than Lady Margolotta. (Adora Belle Dearheart, in marriage, was certainly not Mrs von Lipwig, and occasionally Vimes wondered if Moist should have given in and changed his name to Mr. Dearheart.)

     

    He was dressed like a highwayman, complete with leather hobby horse on a stick.

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    "Каким неуклюжим становится человек, когда он любит по-настоящему!" © Эрих Мария Ремарк

    Удивительный артер yniliilenivetc нарисовал подходящую к этому фику обалденную иллюстрацию:


    Если хотите насладиться другими изображениями Чарльза Дэнса вообще и Хэвлока Витинари в частности, обязательно посетите галерею артера yniliilenivetc

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    азарту подвержены даже самые разумные представители рода человеческого, а неразумные этим вовсю пользуются

    (юст и намек на... все!)

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    Moist von Lipwig and Adora Belle Dearheart go on holiday. It goes about as well as you would expect.

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    Sometimes being in charge of multiple things at once is hard on the nerves. Sometimes someone’s there to help.

    “Moist considered the ocean of mundane, managerial tasks that lay before him and a wave of dread washed over him. Then came an eddy of guilt remembering he was here with Spike which ought to be enough to make him feel like the luckiest person on the Disc.”

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    Vimes shakes his head and returns his focus to the map, marking the sectors methodically as areas they’ve surveyed, areas they’ve yet to survey, areas that previously turned up potentially promising leads—

    Areas where my body might be found. Those ought to be marked as well.

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    “We’ll deliver anywhere, even to the gods themselves.”
    Nobody told him that people would take him up on it.

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    Twas the night before Hogwatch and Angua is on patrol. Carrot/Angua fluff

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    Sometimes people manage to surprise you. Sometimes you find something unexpectedly in yourself. Or, Vetinari comes to see his clerk in a new light.

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    “In one of Desiderata’s books,” said Magrat, “she says that there’s a very interesting thing about seeing elephants. She says that on the Sto plains, when people say they’re going to see the elephant, it means they’re simply going on a journey because they’re fed up with staying in the same place.”

    Susan promised that it was going to be a quick trip. Go to Ankh-Morpork, visit a posh party, come home to Tadfield.
    But of course, if you go to the Discworld, you have to see Death first and catch up with him, and it turns out that Binky needs to be reshod, so you'll have to visit Lancre, and if you're visiting Lancre you just have to visit Nanny Ogg, and...
    Oh. And on the way, you'll have to figure out if your girlfriend is planning on proposing to you.

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    His wife, Adora Belle, has seen him stunned to silence many times. This is why she is his wife.

    Commander Vimes has seen him shocked, too, but this is because Sybil and Sam (and young Sam) are regular dinner guests of Moist and Adora Belle (and young Letty, who’s just said her first word).

    The man in front of him has also seen him stunned to silence many times. This is why he is his boss.

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    This fic is not as sad as the title and premise would have you believe. It is very, very silly.

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    Moist has a three-step process for fleeing town.

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    Moist hesitated only for a second before he knocked on the compartment door, and then he slowly slid it open. The Pat-- Ah. But, no.

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    The Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU no-one asked for.

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    Forced to stay home from work for a few days by a bout of bronchitis, a very bored Adora Belle Dearheart comes up with a conspiracy theory that the retired former Patrician and his clerk are living in the house next door to hers.

    She offers her husband fifteen dollars to prove her wrong.

    It's harder than he expected.

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    We all know that, somewhere in the multiverse, all possible realities exist. So doesn't it stand to reason that somewhere out there, the Disc is just another Pokémon region?

    These ficlets represent snapshots of what a journey in A Discworld-based Pokémon game would look like. They are not in chronological order, and it is entirely up to the reader whether they are moments from the same playthrough, or even whether the Disc is one region or many.

    I started this project a couple of years ago, and I was gonna post it when I'd completed thirty prompts, but I had to stop because my laptop broke. Earlier today I found an old save file that I didn't realise I had and thought, hey, maybe someone will enjoy this. Please let me know if that someone is you!

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    His Grace, Duke Of Ankh-Morpork, Blackboard Monitor, and Commander of the City Watch Sir Samuel Vimes rubbed the bridge of his nose, “So, you expect me to believe that you broke into the Ankh-Morpork Museum Of Art on accident?”

    Crowley sighed, adjusting his sunglasses, “Yeah, that just about sums it up.”

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    There is a strange habit observed among spiders in the rural stretches of the Discworld, wherein they will, for no observable reason, decide to save some pitiful animal bound for the slaughterhouse.
    On a related note, Patrician Moist von Lipwig must deal with his daughter, his city, and the overhanging question of: Why Him?

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