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    This is honestly as much for my own reference as anyone else's, but this is pretty much me noting down all of the canonic character traits and passages we see where Drumknott is concerned, and then examining them and then kind of extrapolating from them what we can, both about his shtick and also his dynamic with Vetinari.

    I've also tagged this Vetinari/Drumknott because of the implication we get in RS that they're the same as a married couple, and no one can stop me from loving that!

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    For the sake of this evaluation, only the official, present collection of the Unseen University will be examined. Collections belonging to other libraries that are accessible via L-Space will be considered as part of the Interlibrary Loan System, as will materials available by time-travel and other such means.

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    “Everyone in this city has prejudices, Mr Drumknott. They don’t deserve to die for them when they can just be taught. You could talk to his lordship, I’m sure.” There was a tense silence, and Drumknott looked at Vimes so nastily that Nobby was surprised Vimes didn’t flinch.

    “Why should I?” he asked softly, arching an eyebrow. “I don’t want to.”

    Nobby heard Vimes inhale sharply. “’Cause you can give him a chance to make amends. Make it right.”

    “Don’t you preach forgiveness to me, Commander Vimes,” Drumknott said sharply.

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    A podfic of a tumblr post started by Copperbadge musing about an experience in the produce aisle, that led to tumblr running with it and creating a Discworld character to join the Watch.

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    “And vhat will they do, hm? Kick us out?” Otto asked, and he leaned in, bringing Ponder’s hand, which was somewhat plumper than Otto’s own, up toward his mouth. “If they do that, Mr Stibbons, ve shall simply have to walk together under the stars!”

    “You can’t see the stars through the smog,” Ponder said.

    “I vill have to look at you then,” Otto said, and winked.

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    The scope of the multiverse is so tremendously beyond the comprehension of most beings that if they were to truly know what it meant, they would break down and be unable to live their lives the way they wish. Most worlds are lucky to be blissfully unaware of the true picture of reality, never to encounter the higher forces and civilizations.
    However, when one of those higher forces make contact with one of those unaware worlds - intentionally or not, peacefully or not - everything will change drastically. Sometimes the change is slow, sometimes rapid. Regardless of the pacing, like all change, it is both good and bad. Civilizations have risen from simple worlds overnight, and have crumbled just as quickly. Many can't handle the revelation, and those that can are not always the best examples of honor and dignity.
    It is often said that each world - each universe - has a Song, and that all these Songs are related, intertwining together in a mesh of powerful destiny among the Spheres of the multiverse.
    This is the story of how a certain world inhabited by Technicolor ponies found their Song and how it interwove itself in the Songs of so many others. This is a story of how everything can change in a single moment.

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    "Why are you here, Drumknott?"

    Drumknott stared down at Vimes, his eyes slightly wide behind his spectacles, his lips pressed loosely together. "Personal reasons, sir," he said, at length, as if simply admitting to this was unthinkable.

    Vimes stared at him.

    Drumknott cleared his throat, and looked meaningfully past Vimes, down the stairs.

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    A sourcerer who found himself in a situation where even his near limitless powers meant nothing gets help from a wizard who is the master of getting into and out of hopeless situations, using no magic to do it whatsoever.

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    “Are you aroused?” Vetinari asked, his voice a rumble against Drumknott’s skin.

    “Am I aroused? We’re in the bath together with you kissing my back, your knees pinning me by the waist, and you ask me if I’m aroused?”

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    “Thank you, my-- my dear.”

    He heard Drumknott exhale, softly.

    “You’re in pain... Havelock. The Disc will not fall from its place if you take an analgesic.”

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    The Great A' Tuin has glided too close to Planetos and a greenish-purple lightening is seen across Westeros and Essos.

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    “He wasn’t flirting,” Drumknott murmured. “He was being friendly. He doesn’t like it when people are frightened of him.”

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    While the Discworld books mainly focused on a few locations - Ankh-Morpork, the Ramtops, Uberwald, the Plains - there are sixty-eight countries in the Discworld Atlas. And for some reason, I'm choosing to write a story for every single one. This will be an anthology of short stories, one for each country. You'll see some familiar faces and some new creations too.

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    Sybil prende possesso della tenuta a Scone Avenue, congeda tutto il personale non necessario con sei mesi di liquidazione e invidiabili lettere di referenze, e si prepara ad affrontare il suo futuro. Se finirà sola e zitella, così sia.

    Anche se non le sono mai interessati particolarmente i gatti.

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    This is a story about Assassins, dogs and werewolves. Also about love, teaching, city, caffeine and a resourceful secretary. Not necessarily in this order, not necessarily all in major roles.

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    Melting-pot de tous mes drabbles et OS courts en un seul point, pour me faciliter un peu la vie dans mon travail de compilation de mes anciens récits. J'en ajoute des récents au fur et à mesure.
    Harry Potter: Chapitres 1 à 18
    Les annales du Disque-Monde: Chapitres 19 à 29
    Divers: Chapitres 30 à 34
    Les Tuniques Bleues: Chapitres 35 à 39
    Simon & Garfunkel: Chapitres 40 à... ?
    Je ne m'arrange vraiment pas avec l'âge, on dirait.

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    Four weird old disaster bastards humblebrag about things they probably shouldn't. Based on the Monty Python 'Four Yorkshiremen' sketch.

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    Downey's only human. Vetinari is something else.

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    In a dark basement on Scoone Avenue, a cadre of hooded figures met around a table.

    "Well, everyone knows taking a break is good for you."

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    a) Vampires can be born to vampire parents.
    b) Vampires can turn into bats and other animals.
    Therefore:
    c) Sometimes vampire children meet to practice turning into their animal forms.

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