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“You know, I think it’s like horseradish,” said Adora Belle thoughtfully.
“Pardon?”
“Like…well, horseradish is good in a beef sandwich, so you have some. But one day a spoonful just doesn’t cut the mustard—”
“As it were,” said Moist, fascinated.
“—and so you have two, and soon it’s three, and eventually there’s more horseradish than beef, and then one day you realize the beef fell out and you didn’t notice.”
“I don’t think that is the metaphor you’re looking for,” said Moist, “because I have known you to make yourself a horseradish sandwich.”
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er ist siebzehn und es ist zu viel by tasto777
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Discworld - Terry Pratchett
20 Jun 2018
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Es könnte die Geschichte sein, wie Percy sich langsam in Newt verliebt und sie wie füreinander geschaffen sind. Doch nicht in dieser Geschichte. Denn in dieser ist Percy siebzehn und es wird zu viel von ihm erwartet.
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- Deutsch
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My friend and I talk an unreasonable and unhealthy amount about Moist’s and Adora Belle’s sex life. I'm going to write some of our headcanons out. They’re not going to be explicit, just shit.
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Due to an unfortunate miscalculation, Drumknott gets turned into a werewolf. He and Vetinari deal with the consequences together.
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The Young Assassins: stories from another trouserleg of time by Veul_McLannon
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2018
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A series of ficlets based in a universe where Drumknott was born thirty-odd years earlier, and became the scholarship student at the Assassins’ Academy. Predictably, he and Vetinari are the black sheep (har har) of the academy. (I'm taking it as read that this is more like a college/university type of deal, rather than a School per se.)
These are all snippets of daily life, are a blatant excuse to write marginally OOC fluff, and will be added to as I think of other ideas. Each can be read in isolation. -
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Slice of life modern AU where Vetinari is the dog equivalent of a crazy cat lady (which is basically canon anyway), is a librarian, and has a lovely husband who works in the civil service.
(The dogs all have somewhat... familiar names.)
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Total Drama Couples by kierandell1409
Fandoms: Total Drama, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Game of Thrones (TV), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Dead or Alive (Video Games), The Simpsons, Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z, iCarly, Portal (Video Game), The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Frozen (2013), Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Adventure Time, Bully (Video Games), Fairy Tail, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, Kick-Ass (2010), Two and a Half Men (TV), Cruel Intentions (1999), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, South Park, Home Alone (Movies), Kim Possible (Cartoon), Baka to Test to Shokanju | Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts, Death Note & Related Fandoms, Bob's Burgers (Cartoon), His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, Back to the Future (Movies), Maximum Ride - James Patterson, The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini, Gorillaz, RWBY, 10 Things I Hate About You (1999), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, Glee, Teen Titans - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Old Kingdom - Garth Nix, Gakuen Mokushiroku | Highschool of the Dead, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, American Pie (Movies), Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Fairly OddParents, Dragon Ball, Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Final Fantasy IX, Avatar: The Last Airbender
09 Jun 2018
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The fifth and final season of my series of Total Drama fics. This time, it's hosted by Don, and the contestants are in teams of two. Who will win? Stay tuned to find out...
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Adora Belle Dearheart has, frankly, had Quite enough of this energetic little journalist following her around. She plans to teach her a lesson. The best-laid, plans, however...
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In un mondo dove i nobili considerano il volgo feccia, l'Arcimago Francis Pritchard rimane folgorato da un soldato e chiede a Lord Vetinari di aiutarlo nella ricerca.
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È giusto prendere il corpo del Tiranno?
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Houston we have a turtle, a big one! by LuigiEsguerra
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
06 Jun 2018
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It's the beginning of the 1970's, Apollo 11 has landed on the moon, Apollo 13 went disastrous, the Vietnam conflict had begun to go south, and a big turtle had been spotted across the skies...wait, what? (A sort of comical alternate history) A/N: Repost from my Fanfiction.net account, technically complete but certainly up for revisions in the future.
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- 12/12
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Granny had never doubted how she felt. It was still good to finally have words for it though.
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Solving A Problem of Time by alyseofwonderland (Esyla)
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
04 Jun 2018
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It was a question of distraction. Humans needed to have more than one thing going on in their lives, not because it made them more productive but because it made them less. Captain Samuel Vimes had proven himself to be extremely efficient when he put his mind to it, and The Patrician was not amused. Oh, it was all well and good now, this time, when he was the one who benefited from these aptitudes, but there was bound to be a time in the future when Samuel Vimes would be a problem. When that happened he would need something in his life besides The Watch.
Samuel Vimes did not have hobbies, outside of drinking, and he appeared to be giving that up in favor of doing his job. The horror. He had no living family, and the only friends the Captain appeared to have were his coworkers.
Something would have to be done.
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Nil Desperandum by Deshah
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), The Flash (TV 2014), Discworld - Terry Pratchett
03 Jun 2018
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In which a young Lisa Snart finds L-Space, and things change from there.
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"It looks like a play to me. What's it called?"
"Twelfth Night, looks like."
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The Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU no-one asked for.
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In the process of an investigation, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes has seen fit to order the searching of all rooms on the third floor of the Palace. This includes the room of the Patrician, Lord Havelock Vetinari. Commander Sir Samuel Vimes has lumped Sergeant Angua von Uberwald with sniffing out the incriminating evidence. She makes a discovery, but not the one she had planned to.
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Death has to go and do his duty, but it's not always easy. Especially because he is not a coldhearted being.
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I'm suck at summaries. Death needs to work, and he is not happy about it. Some sad stuff, sorry.
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- English
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- 702
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- 1/1
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Once Upon a Time in Uberwald by Heronfem for hana_pouter
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
26 May 2018
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Glenda and Nutt go to visit Lady Margolotta, and Glenda comes to a small but important realization.
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There were others who remembered the lilacs.