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    Cheery was abducted off the streets of Ankh-Morpork to serve as the forensic investigator for the Unseen University when an unknown assailant targets its members with a horrible poison, one the UU cannot identify. To keep her scared and on-target, they chain a monster in her quarters, a huge wolf with far more intelligence than most would expect from a wild, dangerous beast.

    As time winds on, the pair learn they'd better team up and watch each other's backs if they want to stay alive.

    Show!verse.

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    Предложить Смерти партию в шахматы - это традиция.
    Выиграть же эту партию редко удается даже признаным стратегам, но ничья здесь тоже дорогого стоит.

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    Vimes hears a familiar voice in his home.

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    "Oh no," Lord Vetinari allowed himself to voice the reaction he's been holding on the tip of his tongue ever since he received this present upon his inauguration. Naturally, he held it in until everybody left the Palace, so there was just him and... this. Sir Chaos Calamity Crunchibones of Klatch raised his head to give a sad look to the new Patrician and let out a puff of smoke.

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    Ella Rust believes in rules. She has to. Considering that killing comes as naturally to her as breathing, without rules, she'd just kill everyone. She needs the rules to tell her who she can and can’t kill. That same preference for rules is why she has repeatedly failed to graduate her first year at the Assassin's Guild School - Despite the best efforts of the guildmaster. So when she's sent on a seemingly impossible mission, she's damn set on completing it anyway.

    Accompanied by a troll who may and may not be the goddess Anoia, an unusually honest lawyer, and the Disc's only qualified Normal-To-Ella translator, she sets out after the biggest target on (or under) The Disc. But with the help of the mad artificer Kallionates, the ever-deadly girl is going to have to do the one thing she doesn't want to do - Decide who lives and who dies without any rules to guide her.

    Set on a world barely too far to see and far too close for comfort - a story of action, adventure, chellonicide, and a dog named Ig.

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    On the 5th of November Lord Nuggan had died. That hadn't been important for anyone other than the eight girls that he brought to his house when they were just babies and raised, with help of the Duchess - a plastic artificial intelligence tasked with being their mother, a task she mostly failed at, and Jackrum, who was as sympathetic as a person can be when expressing an emotion seems as revolting to them as swallowing a live frog. Lord Nuggan died quietly, in his home, surrounded by some members of his adopted family that didn't really care for the fact either.

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    Le jeune Sam grandit, rencontre une fille, résout une affaire, et dit un mensonge. Pas nécessairement dans cet ordre.

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    Rufus Drumknott is an extremely tidy man, and Havelock desperately wants to find out what a little untidiness would do to him...

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    ‘Why would no one notice?’ The Patrician waved a hand, watching as his lunch companion lifted his thermos of soup to his lips. ‘People tend to notice handsome young men -’

    Drumknott spluttered. Covering his mouth with the back of his hand, he blinked wide eyed at his lordship, ‘Excuse me, sir.’ He cleared his throat, setting the thermos down firmly on the table. Havelock pushed his glass of water over to him, his face the picture of puzzlement, ‘Did I say something wrong?’
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    Warning for slight mentions of past assualt- no details, and it's in relation to recovery, but warning just in case.

    There is a scene with a triggered panic attack in chapter two

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    In May, lilac blooms in Anhk-Morpork.

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    О душевном раздрае, раздражении, свободной прессе и долгоиграющих последствиях нервного срыва

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    про связанного Ветинари и всякие кинки

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    древняя блоха пробуждается от спячки, и по городу распространяется болезнь, заставляющая всех зараженных уснуть и превратиться в камень. единственное лекарство - поцелуй любви.

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    расслабленный Ветинари, Ваймс со скованными руками, минимум рефлексии.

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    пвп категории "а что вчера было?..". Ваймс вспоминает, что, собственно случилось.

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    A collection of sweet, domestic fluff shorts centering around Sam, Sybil and Havelock. Tags will be added as I go.

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    This is Arya Stark beyond the Sunset Sea Version 3, hopefully the title makes it clear where she’s going. There’s no repeat of the first 13-15 chapters of the two previous versions, although I assume that it all happened, so if you haven’t read either of them you can go and read Version 2 up to the chapter Storm, but assume no dismasting if you feel you need to.

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    A series of challenges for Fluffy February.

    "Chapter 6: Kiss in the rain" is a part of the "Valentine & Vimes" series.

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    Unseen University is (finally!) taking women and girls as students, and it's somehow all DiMA's fault. Since it's his fault, he's the one who's now expected to have an away semester in one of the areas of the Disc that has long been turning out woman wizards: Krull. Unfortunately, when he gets there he learns that does not only do Krull wizards still engage in Dead Men's Pointy Boots method of advancement, but that the students themselves are expected to get a head start in the murder of peers just to graduate. DiMA will have to deal with attempts on his life, attempts on his free time, a ridiculous sorting ritual, an insidious magical artifact, diplomacy, Home Echo-Gnostics classes, and a football enthusiast, all while trying to keep up with his classes and dealing with the creeping suspicion that he might have slipped into the wrong genre entirely.

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    Attempted conversations bizarrely felt like life rafts as the rest of the room spiraled out in indistict swirls of color and sound.

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    Navigating what synths are and are not affected by in Ankh-Morpork can be a tricky matter at best. Magic in the Disc seems to share some superficial similarities with radiation. According to their narrative, synths are immune to radiation, and magic often bends to narrative… but nothing’s guaranteed.

    As it turns out, sometimes a person can be simultaneously affected and not-affected by a thing, as Nick Valentine finds out when he risks entering an intense patch in a magical storm in order to save a child, and ends up quite literally beside himself as a result.

    (There are a few sexually explicit sections, but these have been placed in their own chapters and will be warned for.)

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