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    Sacharissa Cripslock discovers that when you're in a relationship with a vampire, periods can cause some ... complications.

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    He'd often wondered what would come next. He'd had dreams about it, nightmares even. A possibility that had never crossed his mind however was 'break into this old chest I found in the attic, Moist'.

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    In which Moist thinks over a strange little task Vetinari has given him, and overthinks the man himself.

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    “Wouldn’t you like to give up control? Just for a short while?” Angua asked the man beside her, watching as his body shifted on the edge of the bed.

    Carrot put his head in his hands. His voice came out smaller then she’d ever heard it before, “I might like to.” He mumbled, “But I’m not sure I can.”

    Angua slid her arms around the man’s broad shoulders, rubbing them as if to warm him, “Oh you silly man.” She smiled and in the smile, he could see just an edge of the wolf, “I can help with that.”

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    In these modern times, people are wondering, is it permissible to build a succah aboveground? An explainer by Reb Chizkiyahu Ironcrust of Ankh-Morpork.

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    Death of Rats awkwardly consoles the ghost of a mouse who's upset because she needs to leave without her friends.

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    "Does that window have to be open?" Vimes grumbled.
    "He won't let anyone close it," Drumknott said quietly with a note of concerned disapproval. "He wants it open to hear the city while he works."
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    Ankh-Morpork is in the midst of an unseasonal cold spell, and most folk have pulled out their warmer clothing once more. 'Most folk' however does not include Vetinari, who - even having come down with a cold and a bad cough - refuses to close his office window, much to the concern of those who care about him.

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    "Geralt?" Regis breathed, his voice gone tense and distant. "Geralt… you’re bleeding."

    Transfixed, Geralt could only watch as a single drop of blood fell to stain Regis’ finger; as Regis helplessly drew it to his lips, eyes drifting closed in pleasure.

    What Geralt should have done then wasn’t in question. He needed to move. He needed to get away from Regis before what was about to happen… happened. But all he could think was, he’s going to lick the blood off my neck. In a moment he’s going to wrap a hand around my throat and put his mouth on me, and damnit, I’m going to let him…

    And then Regis’ eyes snapped wide open, baring his fangs in a furious hiss – and that was when Geralt panicked and hit him.

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    A week after the Astral arrives at Anothlm-Re the crew hear there might be dragon eggs in some caves nearby. Intent on hatching a dragon, Ruza insists on investigating and Thyon, Tzara, and Calixte join to keep him out of trouble. They find stones that look like eggs, but before they can investigate further Thyon accidentally performs a magic spell and their whole world turns upside down. The intrepid crew travel to Unbeknownst University to see if the mages on this world can help undo the spell.

    (You don’t need to know anything about Discworld to read this story. I just thought it might be funny if Thyon goes to the local university for help and it turns out that the wizards are mildly incompetant, book-smart academics who eat a lot of food.)

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    “If that will be all Sir?”

     

    “No!” Vetinari cleared his throat, scolding himself for the harshness of his tone, “No. I was- “He paused, mentally scolding himself for his uncertainty, reaching into the drawer to pull out the scarf, “I have this for you. Call it a Hogswatch present if you must.”

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    A gentle thread that spun itself from the fact that in HOGFATHER, we learned there were Captain Carrot toys for happy children.

    There were almost Sam Vimes toys.

    Thankfully, Sam Vimes did something about that.
    Successive chapters will be elsewhere in the Discworld, and Hogswatch-themed, and with plenty of other characters

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    Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax head into the forest to sort out whatever is upsetting the villagers.

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    “Margot, I have good judgment because I think about things, not because I have good instincts.”

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    The man’s clothes looked like a group of beggars had taken pity on him and given him their cast-offs. He looked like he’d been thrown out of a haunted swamp for bringing down the vibe of the swamp. He looked like how a hangover felt. He was not well groomed.

     

    The man looked up and gods, he looked tired. His eyes were dark little pinpricks of exhaustion and bitterness, bloodshot and sunken.

    ‘Gods,’ said the man in a voice that sounded like the gritty dregs of a coffee pot with a damp cigarette end chaser, ‘you look awful.’

    Mic had already been pitied by a Zombie today, he wasn’t going to be told he looked a mess by this human bin fire.

     

     

    In Ankh Morpork, a Banshee meets a man with backwards magic. They both have the same problem - the hourglasses of their lives are faulty, and so Death cannot allow them to die. Death's super polite about it, but still. It's a whole thing. And it's up to them to find out why, and how to fix it.

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    Once she had tried to raise the issue. She had marched into his office and set down several reams of paper covered in fine printing as loudly as she could.

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    Vimes overworks himself. Vetinari decides the best short-term solution is a hands-on one. Then Sybil begins working on a long-term one.

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    In a life where being smart means not being beaten or starved, Harry Potter turns out to be someone who should never be underestimated - someone who would go to the very edges of morality to preserve his life and to enact a vengeance on those who deserve it.

    This work aims to massively expand the canon as it is given in the books, as well as slightly tweaking amny canon facts/implications. It is, in essence, a complete re-write of the books, starting with the 2 months leading up to Book 1. It's gonna be an extremely slow burn, both in plot as in eventual relationships. All relationships tagged will be those that are central to the actions of certain characters (such as Lucius who would die to protect Narcissa and their son, or Xenophilius who loved his wife so dearly that even after death he makes decisions in her memory).

    Currently, Act I has been concluded - Act II has newly begun :D

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    Death is unimpressed with Voldemort's quest for immortality, especially when it involves his property, but is determined to be patient nevertheless. Voldemort is unimpressed with Death's interference and is most decidedly not going to be patient. The ensuing confrontation can only be described as ...FUN.

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    [5m 30s]
    Attempted conversations bizarrely felt like life rafts as the rest of the room spiraled out in indistinct swirls of color and sound.

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    Vetinari is being politically manuvered to get married, and to Vimes annoyance, seems to be okay with the idea.
    sort of like a sequel to my other story which i still havent finished but i still don't know if i'm going to kill anyone off in that one so maybe not. i'm sorry i'm evil and i procrastinate. it makes sense without it as much as anything i write makes sense. I love people yelling at me! do it! help me i am a noob, tell me how to fix my writing style and what is good/bad.

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    Commander Vetinari visits the assassins' guild, and only two people notice him.

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