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    A series of drabbles exploring a slightly different version of the Disc, where your soul walks (or flies, or slithers, or in some rare cases swims) right by your side.

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    Adora Belle Dearheart is going to be out of town for a quite a while. She knows Moist is just going to get himself into trouble whilst she's gone, so she arranges to get him into exactly the right (or wrong) kind of trouble.

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    Vetinari receives a late-night visit from the ghost of his father, and deals with it rather more sensibly than wossname from Nothingfjord did by calling in the Watch. Specifically, he calls in Sam Vimes, who is Not Pleased about having to spend several nights with the Patrician- at least, not at first. Based on the following prompt: https://trotzkopfwrites.tumblr.com/post/179251674612/daily-discworld-headcanon

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    It starts with a crime, but so do many things in Ankh-Morpork. What's different is how deep it goes – and how far. Of course the Watch becomes involved, of course the stakes are high and, of course, it all goes pear-shaped. On the plus side, Sam, Sybil and Angua travel to new places and cause new problems. Cheery gets to run the Watch and as for what happens to Fred, Nobby and the Patrician ...

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    After Moist von Lipwig throws down the challenge, Lord Vetinari must change from his usual black to something a bit more extravagant for Moist and Adora's wedding.

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    A place to drop unconnected little scenes that come to me and won't go away but also, at present, refuse to develop into a full story.

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    This is just a collection of oneshots and poems based on roleplays between me and @Onlytrashliveshere with Terry Pratchett's characters. These characters have been changed through our roleplays, and thus they may not be accurate. I also haven't been through all the books, so keep in mind that these are playful. OC inserts are sparing, but there are a few.

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    The commander needs rest and cuddling after almost getting killed, but he would never actually say it out loud. And Vetinari has something to say.

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    A gentle thread that spun itself from the fact that in HOGFATHER, we learned there were Captain Carrot toys for happy children.

    There were almost Sam Vimes toys.

    Thankfully, Sam Vimes did something about that.

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    A collection of drabbles from Downey and Vetinari's time at the guild.

    Most are from asks over on Tumblr that I've answered. Feel free to request drabbles either in the comments here or over on tumblr.

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    7/?
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    Sir Samuel Vimes didn't think a throwaway comment about his younger self would make a difference, and in fact it didn't. Not in his leg of the Trousers of Time. He did the job that was in front of him, came back to his own future, his wife and son, his life. It wasn't a happy ending, no, but it was happy. It was worthwhile. That Samuel Vimes wouldn't have traded that life for anything in the world and he was right, because that was the life he chose. That was the story he was telling himself and he liked that one.

    But there were other Sams in other worlds. And there were other Vetinaris.

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    It is still difficult for Vimes to imagine why Vetinari wants him here, among all the fancy nobility and heads of guilds. He suspects that it gives Vetinari pleasure to see all of his pawns so splendidly arrayed to his own choosing, but Vimes doesn’t usually let himself come to this conclusion until he has a drink safely in his hand.

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    The year Vetinari becomes Patrician, but in no particular order.

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    based on the story by Kusanosakura leave out all the rest part 3 of the beside you series. Just thought that when the tri-wizard champions were announced that Snape's paternal family may have something to say, and this story was born.

    We meet part of Severus paternal family and find out that a new completion with a far better reward is being run at Hogwarts school along side the Tri-wizard tournament, which has become a Six-wizard tournament as another 3 schools have sent their champions along.

    Is Hermione's family really just dentists!

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    NOTE: YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE READ/WATCHED STARDUST TO FOLLOW THIS. It's just a standard colleagues-to-married-type fic with an extra bit ;)

    AU in which Rufus Drumknott was a star whom the wizards somehow managed to knock from the sky. This tale covers his new life on the Disc, his growing attachment to his new home, and his blossoming relationship with a human of considerably more intrigue than any other.

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    After Vimes gets into a pickle and his hands shake, Vetinari gives him a wet shave.

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    Melting-pot de tous mes drabbles et OS courts en un seul point, pour me faciliter un peu la vie dans mon travail de compilation de mes vieux récits. Pèle-mèle: du Harry Potter, Annales du Disque-Monde, divers vieux mangas. Regardez les tags pour plus d'info.

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    After Moist von Lipwig invents a people game drunk, he shares it with Vimes, and they practise on heads of state.

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    A series of ficlets based in a universe where Drumknott was born thirty-odd years earlier, and became the scholarship student at the Assassins’ Academy. Predictably, he and Vetinari are the black sheep (har har) of the academy. (I'm taking it as read that this is more like a college/university type of deal, rather than a School per se.)
    These are all snippets of daily life, are a blatant excuse to write marginally OOC fluff, and will be added to as I think of other ideas. Each can be read in isolation.

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    11/?
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    After Lord Vetinari falls ill, it's up to Drumknott to take care of him.

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