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    Lord Vetinari, in need of a new personal secretary, has made his careful selection long before the man comes, as summoned, to the Palace to meet him.

    Training in a new secretary will hopefully not be as arduous a task as one might expect.

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    Drumknott makes an ill-advised suggestion.

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    NOTE: YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE READ/WATCHED STARDUST TO FOLLOW THIS. It's just a standard colleagues-to-married-type fic with an extra bit ;)

    AU in which Rufus Drumknott was a star whom the wizards somehow managed to knock from the sky. This tale covers his new life on the Disc, his growing attachment to his new home, and his blossoming relationship with a human of considerably more intrigue than any other.

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    A collection of drabbles from Downey and Vetinari's time at the guild.

    Most are from asks over on Tumblr that I've answered. Feel free to request drabbles either in the comments here or over on tumblr.

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    On an Octeday afternoon, Drumknott makes a regrettable error.

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    Written for this week's fandomweekly prompt of Devil's Advocate, with a bonus prompt of way back when. Unfortunately, it's way too long to actually post on the comm.

    Rufus Drumknott is not, in every aspect, what he appears to be. Turbulent emotions somewhat play havoc with even the most carefully implemented of masks, however.

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    It started with the soot-dusted but still intact Sorting machine in the Post Office basement making worrisome whirring sounds before spitting out a handful of letters around dawn on a cold Octeday in December. Properly addressed ones too, with undoubtedly official stamps.
    They had been sealed closed in black ink with a deep-set V.
    And they were all addressed to Commander Vimes.

     

    In which Vimes is sent love letters from an alternative world where he's been in a romantic relationship with Lord Vetinari for years, forcing him to confront his own largely-ignored feelings for his lordship.

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    Vetinari receives a late-night visit from the ghost of his father, and deals with it rather more sensibly than wossname from Nothingfjord did by calling in the Watch. Specifically, he calls in Sam Vimes, who is Not Pleased about having to spend several nights with the Patrician- at least, not at first. Based on the following prompt: https://trotzkopfwrites.tumblr.com/post/179251674612/daily-discworld-headcanon

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    Vimes had been called once too often to the Patrician's office.

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    This is not the first of these occasions. Certainly, this has happened before, and every time, Drumknott is overtaken by it, but it would be a lie to say there is a regularity to the happenstance: when it happens, Drumknott lets himself sink easily to Lord Vetinari’s will, but he knows it is not his place to ask for it.

     

     

     

    Gods, how he wishes it were.

     

    “Please, sit,” Vetinari says pleasantly, his voice sliding directly beneath Drumknott’s skin, and Drumknott moves toward the chair in front of Vetinari’s desk. “Ah ah. Come now, Drumknott. Sitting there, you would be ever so far away.”

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    Havelock manages to have a nice evening - just not in the way he thought he would.

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    After no more a desolate thing Downey and Vetinari are muddling through. Unfortunate segues into the past which runs parallel to the present. Families are a sticky business, always. Oh, and there's been a death.

     

    [You do not have to read 'no more...' to read this.]

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    Due to an unfortunate happenstance of events, Vimes is stuck at this bloody ball for at least another twenty-eight minutes. When the Patrician comes forward, of course, Vimes has a chance to distract himself, and to make a bit of a spectacle.

     

    “Am I to understand, Vimes,” Vetinari says in a poisonous whisper, the best the Assassins’ Guild knows how to train into a man, “that you are teasing me?”

     

    “Don’t reckon it’s up to me to decide what you understand or don’t understand, lord.”

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    “It’s for charity, sir,” Carrot had said, well-intentioned enthusiasm radiating from his clean scrubbed face.

    “It would reinforce the Watch’s public image,” Vetinari had said, impassive and decidedly not smirking in a way that managed to imply that smirking had been considered as an option but ultimately dismissed, and was therefore actually more aggravating than a smirk would have been.

    “Oh, what a lovely idea!” Sybil had said. “Young Sam will love it, I must buy tickets for us both.”

    And that had been that. The thought of disappointing either, or worse, both of Sybil and Young Sam had been too awful to bear. And so, Commander Vimes, reluctant Duke of Ankh and enthusiastic blackboard monitor, found himself scowling over a sheaf of papers on the afternoon of Hogswatch eve, frantically trying yet again to memorise his lines.

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    Vimes has a mandatory day off on the day before Hogswatch and tries his best to give his son the Hogswatch joy he never got as a kid.

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    In The Boys With War Paint we have seen Vimes dealing with being stuck in the past in another leg of the trousers of times. But how is faring the leg into which he didn't make it back?

    Tags, characters and warnings will be added as the story develops.

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    The music can truly touch ones soul, and it can even help getting two souls closer to each other. Especially if they are close already.

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    Recueil de ficlets pour le Guet Municipal d'Ankh-Morpork et la République du Peuple de la Rue de la Mélassière. À rallonger chaque année au temps des lilas...
    1ère vignette : L'issue était courue d'avance. 2ème: Police et politique ; au service de la Ville. 3ème: Un symbole si fugace. 4ème : Vimes et Keel, La fin du voyage. 5ème : Vimes et Young Sam, Une date mémorable. 6ème : Guet de jour et guet de nuit. 7ème : petit Nobby, Sale morpion. 8ème : Le cimetière des Petits Dieux.
    9ème : Vimes, Les vivants et les morts.
    10ème : Vimes, Des saisons qui changent.

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    The following are excerpts from the working memoir manuscript of Lord Downey, Master of the Assassins' Guild.

    The contents of this particular excerpt include the Incident of The Murder Flat [working title] and some musings on growing up during the height of the Quayside Killer.

    The Patrician would like it known that anyone who uses any of the names assigned to him in this work, not counting his birth name, could become very intimately acquainted with the Scorpion Pit.

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    Downey reserves his good coffee for cold winter evenings with Lord Vetinari.

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