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    A series of ficlets based in a universe where Drumknott was born thirty-odd years earlier, and became the scholarship student at the Assassins’ Academy. Predictably, he and Vetinari are the black sheep (har har) of the academy. (I'm taking it as read that this is more like a college/university type of deal, rather than a School per se.)
    These are all snippets of daily life, are a blatant excuse to write marginally OOC fluff, and will be added to as I think of other ideas. Each can be read in isolation.

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    A week in the life of the inhabitants of the Oblong Office, told in a ficlet a day.

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    Constantin Meserole visits his cousin for the spring break. Downey and Vetinari find out that migraines should be treated, and that there is an excellent oportunisty to put Constantin's life together at least a little bit. Oh, and on Thursday there is a Parents and Friends of School Association meeting.

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    It was a question of distraction. Humans needed to have more than one thing going on in their lives, not because it made them more productive but because it made them less. Captain Samuel Vimes had proven himself to be extremely efficient when he put his mind to it, and The Patrician was not amused. Oh, it was all well and good now, this time, when he was the one who benefited from these aptitudes, but there was bound to be a time in the future when Samuel Vimes would be a problem. When that happened he would need something in his life besides The Watch.

    Samuel Vimes did not have hobbies, outside of drinking, and he appeared to be giving that up in favor of doing his job. The horror. He had no living family, and the only friends the Captain appeared to have were his coworkers.

    Something would have to be done.

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    Drumknott begins dropping Vetinari hints about his... leanings. Vetinari, predictably, catches on very fast, but is enjoying the show rather too much to comment. For a while, at least.

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    “You didn’t warn me about this!”

    Lu-Tze raised a finger. “Ah, but it’s not first time you’ve encountered something like it.”

    Vimes opened his mouth to yell some more, before pausing. He remembered an imp in a box, ringing madly as it announced his death, though not before announcing the death of everyone else around him, bingely-bingely-beep…

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    “Good morning,” he said, “you are looking especially fresh and alert this morning.”
    “Sometimes, I wish I have never met you.” Sam sat up, trying to get rid of the water trickling from his hair into his eyes. “You make my life living hell.”
    Vetinari chuckled and put the now empty glass on the bedside table. “I dragged you out of the gutter, remember.”

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    In which Drumknott is given a gift by one of the junior clerks and Vetinari doesn’t in any way overreact.

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    After no more a desolate thing Downey and Vetinari are muddling through. Unfortunate segues into the past which runs parallel to the present. Families are a sticky business, always. Oh, and there's been a death.

     

    [You do not have to read 'no more...' to read this.]

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    12/?
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    The Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU no-one asked for.

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    In which Rufus Drumknott and Ponder Stibbons are gay best friends, Vetinari gets inventive with his choice of courting gifts, and happy endings are had all round.

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    My friend and I talk an unreasonable and unhealthy amount about Moist’s and Adora Belle’s sex life. I'm going to write some of our headcanons out. They’re not going to be explicit, just shit.

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    Slice of life modern AU where Vetinari is the dog equivalent of a crazy cat lady (which is basically canon anyway), is a librarian, and has a lovely husband who works in the civil service.

    (The dogs all have somewhat... familiar names.)

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    In un mondo dove i nobili considerano il volgo feccia, l'Arcimago Francis Pritchard rimane folgorato da un soldato e chiede a Lord Vetinari di aiutarlo nella ricerca.

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    È giusto prendere il corpo del Tiranno?

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    It's the beginning of the 1970's, Apollo 11 has landed on the moon, Apollo 13 went disastrous, the Vietnam conflict had begun to go south, and a big turtle had been spotted across the skies...wait, what? (A sort of comical alternate history) A/N: Repost from my Fanfiction.net account, technically complete but certainly up for revisions in the future.

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    In the process of an investigation, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes has seen fit to order the searching of all rooms on the third floor of the Palace. This includes the room of the Patrician, Lord Havelock Vetinari. Commander Sir Samuel Vimes has lumped Sergeant Angua von Uberwald with sniffing out the incriminating evidence. She makes a discovery, but not the one she had planned to.

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    There were others who remembered the lilacs.

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    Vetinari is back in Ankh-Morpork after some traveling. It's 25th of May and he decides to visit John Keel's grave late at night. Set some years after the revolution.

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    Sybil, Sam and Havelock are linked by love and friendship not only in the past, but also in the present.
    An attempt to explore their relationship.

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    18
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    34
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