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    Vimes and the city of Ankh-Morpok are shaken when new visitors stay. A murder and crime spree don't help matters, as he attempts to ensure that he does not forget the importance of being there for his wife. Vimes will get to the bottom of these mysterious quakes and quirks that have sprung, but at what cost?

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    Havelock Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, didn‘t usually dream…

    Happy ides of march!

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    The Planet Express crew find themselves stranded on the Disc following a delivery gone wrong. With no scientific means to repair the ship, they head to Ankh Morpork to find the next best alternative. Can magic and science go together? Will the Professor allow it? And can it all be done without the inevitable culture clash causing one big misunderstanding?

    A reupload of the work of the same name.

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    To help Geralt stop the Wild Hunt, Iorveth and Roche join forces. To save Vernon from his wounds, Ciri takes him to an unknown world.

    Ankh-Morpork boils like a perpetual pot, guards investigate crimes, and Lord Vetinari turns the city's machinery. But something is getting stuck in the gears and the consequences come, one after another.

    WARNING! Lore details regarding movement between worlds are ignored in favour of the story. It also uses a compilation of events from the Iorveth and Roche storylines from The Witcher 2.

    Thanks for the translation to DI_Spector

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    Sometimes, even a tyrant has to put his rules aside… and trust.

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    The trouble was that Sam was never going to do anything about this himself, Sybil knew that from personal experience. The hopeless man probably hadn't even noticed what was going on. He was probably just putting it down to regular old "Commander of the Guard and Leader of the City'' dynamics. As for Lord Vetinari... Sybill suspected he was having too much fun winding Vimes up to do anything that would put the poor man out of his misery.

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    In which Sybil knows brooding when she sees it, Vetinari can't have a straight conversation to save his life and Sam Vimes suffers (and he'll thank them for it).

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    Филофобия — боязнь влюбиться или иметь привязанность к другому человеку. (с)

    Сборник зарисовок в контексте modern!AU: моменты из жизни мэра Анк-Морпорка и его верного пса, комиссара Ваймса.

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    Each year, Vetinari offered the same silent proposition, a gesture that spoke louder than words ever could. He extended a key, an unspoken invitation to a room within the palace's walls. It was not just an offer of refuge but an opportunity for Vimes to find solace from his demons, to sober up, and perhaps, to begin the arduous journey of healing.

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    “You were being very good just now. Very agreeable.” And then the Patrician had dismissed him. Vimes thought in circles around it, chasing the meaning like it was his own tail, not knowing what he would find if he caught it. Gods, he thought, why can’t Vetinari take pity on me and give my leash a tug?

    the tension is finally resolved. part three in the wind-up soldiers universe. i would highly recommend you read the first two fics before you read this one, because you will not understand some of it without the context.

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    I have been writing a long fanfic for awhile. I wrote this piece today and feel it can be shared with little understanding of the rest of the story. For reference Sybil has been attacked when she walked into a murder. Sam has finally left her side to give his report to Vetinari. Just a cute Sybil and Havelock moment because there aren't enough of them.

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    In magical circles, it is a well known fact that beings who have once been changed into another shape by magical means, retain the ability to shift their form even after having been reverted into their original appearance.

    But since being forcefully changed on a level as basic as the very makeup of your genetics is a rather disorienting experience, most try to forget the whole business and simply ignore the occasional urge to, as it might be, snap at a passing fly.

    And yet, sometimes, the body’s natural defences are weakened, and a tired mind might lose its firm grip on its morphic field…

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    In the twilight, truths are revealed and promises made.

    Inspired by the iconic line ‘I think he’s got a sort of soft spot for the Patrician in his way. He once said that if anyone was going to kill Vetinari he’d like it to be him.’

     

    This takes place after ‘An Air of Mystery’, but it differs in themes and tone, so it’s not really a second chapter. You don’t have to have read the former to understand this one, but it will give you some context.

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    Патриций Анк-Морпорка никогда не доверял докторам, но возраст и покушения никто не отменял.

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    Despite extreme reluctance, the seemingly indestructible Rincewind has been through just about everything. But his newest challenge will take place in his own city when he finds a small dwarf child lost and alone.

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    Vetinari uses sex as a distraction. But Vimes has to go and shake it all up…

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    In these Trousers Of Time an apprentice assassin and a lance-constable of Night Watch met after the failure of The Glorious Revolution. That wasn’t even an actual revolution. And wasn’t very glorious too.

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    Snippets in honor of the People's Republic of Treacle Mine Road.

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    The root of desire is suffering, the root of suffering is desire, Vetinari had told himself, and it’s better not to think about the desire…focus on the suffering. The Patrician had tried pressing on his wounded hand to distract himself with pain, but this mechanism had quickly failed, because the pain only reminded him further of Vimes.

    vetinari thinks about vimes. part two in the wind-up soldiers universe. i would highly recommend you read the first fic before you read this second one, because you will not understand some of it without the context.

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    Behind Vetinari’s perfect facade, many a mystery lies.

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    A series of scenes by which Vetinari attempts to express to Vimes what is completely obvious.

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