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    An alternate scene from Feet of Clay, in which Vetinari asks Vimes if he trusts anyone at all. Just a bit of Vimes thinking and Vetinari/Vimes conversation. My first attempt at mimicking Pratchett's style. A one-shot. Not slash, but I suppose it depends on which goggles you're wearing.

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    Directly follows "Masquerade: You Can Fool Any Friend Who Never Knew You" by Veul_McLannon

    Drumknott takes Vetinari up on his suggestion to "get to know him better..."

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    Vetinari was aware that he was a little light-headed.
    Maybe not just a little. And our best commander can't get over the worried thoughts as he finds himself in front of the Patrician's Palace.

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    Drumknott and Vetinari attend the Hogswatch masquerade, each absolutely certain that the other is unaware of their identity. This is not the case, and there ensues considerable confusion and much dancing on all sides.

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    A series of ficlets based in a universe where Drumknott was born thirty-odd years earlier, and became the scholarship student at the Assassins’ Academy. Predictably, he and Vetinari are the black sheep (har har) of the academy. (I'm taking it as read that this is more like a college/university type of deal, rather than a School per se.)
    These are all snippets of daily life, are a blatant excuse to write marginally OOC fluff, and will be added to as I think of other ideas. Each can be read in isolation.

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    Constantin Meserole visits his cousin for the spring break. Downey and Vetinari find out that migraines should be treated, and that there is an excellent oportunisty to put Constantin's life together at least a little bit. Oh, and on Thursday there is a Parents and Friends of School Association meeting.

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    "The thought occurs, sir, that if Commander Vimes did not exist you would have to invent him."
    "You know, Drumknott, I rather think I did."
    ["Feet of Clay"]

    A steampunk!AU set sometime before and after "Guards! Guards!".

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    Against the dark, Vetinari saw the Commander’s outline writhe in place, and the red symbol partially disappeared as Vimes obscured its glow beneath his hand.

    “Sir—” Vimes spoke through gritted teeth, though his voice was returned to normal, “—please stop baiting the godsdamned thing!”

    “I was only making conversation,” Vetinari replied.

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    Another post-Truth fic, this time a quiet established relationship. They know they love each other but they Won't Say The Words. And that's fine.

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    A collection of drabbles from Downey and Vetinari's time at the guild.

    Most are from asks over on Tumblr that I've answered. Feel free to request drabbles either in the comments here or over on tumblr.

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    4/?
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    The world went slightly crazy in 2016, shortly after England made a ridiculous decision for their own future and America decided they wanted a cartoon character as a leader I wrote this.

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    Rufus Drumknott is settling into his new job at the palace when an emergency strikes. As he finds himself taking charge (or trying to, and very handily if he says so himself), he learns a little bit more about his employer and finds their dynamic rearranging itself. Everyone needs someone they can trust.

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    Susan Sto-Helit, Death's granddaughter, learns that she has one month to live. She takes up the challenge.

    The work is unfinished and possibly abandoned.

    But hey, free in case I never finish it--the ending would be that Vetinari catches Susan waiting invisibly in his office (he would!) they tryst for a few days, and then--she tries to rescue him by throwing a coat rack at an assassin who throws a sword rather better at her. After killing the assassin, Vetinari holds her until DEATH opens his door.

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    After no more a desolate thing Downey and Vetinari are muddling through. Unfortunate segues into the past which runs parallel to the present. Families are a sticky business, always. Oh, and there's been a death.

     

    [You do not have to read 'no more...' to read this.]

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    While injured and unconscious, Vimes has several visitors.

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    Vetinari spends some days in Quirm and discovers a mystery. He inquires out of curiosity and finds that the implications are far more serious than he thought.

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    Havelock, malgré sa solide éducation, était à un âge impressionnable quand arriva cette révolution.

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    A week in the life of the inhabitants of the Oblong Office, told in a ficlet a day.

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    It was a question of distraction. Humans needed to have more than one thing going on in their lives, not because it made them more productive but because it made them less. Captain Samuel Vimes had proven himself to be extremely efficient when he put his mind to it, and The Patrician was not amused. Oh, it was all well and good now, this time, when he was the one who benefited from these aptitudes, but there was bound to be a time in the future when Samuel Vimes would be a problem. When that happened he would need something in his life besides The Watch.

    Samuel Vimes did not have hobbies, outside of drinking, and he appeared to be giving that up in favor of doing his job. The horror. He had no living family, and the only friends the Captain appeared to have were his coworkers.

    Something would have to be done.

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    Drumknott begins dropping Vetinari hints about his... leanings. Vetinari, predictably, catches on very fast, but is enjoying the show rather too much to comment. For a while, at least.

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