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    When Sam Vimes was told the Commonwealth would “cease to be”, he insisted that the wizards save every person there, not just himself. As it turned out, the number of people who were actual people was far fewer than expected, but a handful still found themselves struggling with some uncomfortable facts: they were all fictional characters made real by another person’s realness, their entire lives a scripted backstory created by a few wizards, while the real world had magic and was flat.

    Raiders to barbarian “heroes”, ghouls to undead, atomic mutations to thaumic ones, there are a lot of surprising similarities between their new home and their old one. But it starts to seem like bits and pieces of the Commonwealth have followed them into the Ankh-Morpork...

    Meanwhile, Sam Vimes has to deal with learning that the wife he loves and the son he thought dead are both very much alive. As wonderful as that revelation is, he’s left with the question of what to do about his new boyfriend and the synth son they’d been raising together, even while he’s gripped with the dread certainty that no matter what happens, he’s going to get it wrong.

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    Times were changing.

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    Elephants? A flat world on their backs, with a tiny sun? Heimdall’s balls, has the Tesseract developed a sense of humor? What has it taken him to?
    ... Where there are people, there are (usually) minds. And even without his scepter, minds are Loki’s playground. He smiles. No inconvenient brother, no Avengers, no SHIELD. He’ll rule here within a month.
    And if they resist him? What can they do, but burn?

     

    When Loki escaped with the Tesseract in Avengers: Endgame, where did he go? Wherever he went, he surely found that lessons will be repeated until they are learned …

    The Avengers, Discworld-style. A crossover for Loki and the Tesseract, but otherwise an Avengers-AU Discworld tale.

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    Rufus Drumknott is an extremely tidy man, and Havelock desperately wants to find out what a little untidiness would do to him...

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    ‘Why would no one notice?’ The Patrician waved a hand, watching as his lunch companion lifted his thermos of soup to his lips. ‘People tend to notice handsome young men -’

    Drumknott spluttered. Covering his mouth with the back of his hand, he blinked wide eyed at his lordship, ‘Excuse me, sir.’ He cleared his throat, setting the thermos down firmly on the table. Havelock pushed his glass of water over to him, his face the picture of puzzlement, ‘Did I say something wrong?’

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    Steadings change hands. Vetinari said he’d be watching.

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    Someone is writing Sherlock Holmes style detective stories about Vimes and he HATES it.

    That's it, that's the plot.

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    Fireworks, insidiousness thereof

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    Vetinari pulls a Bilbo Baggins

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    Shameless porn involving knives, rope, candles and Sybil Ramkin being the beautiful top she is!
    Lesbian Sybil and Vetinari with nonbinary butch Vimes. There is aftercare, and preexisting consent and lots of talking because I am a sucker for it.
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    ‘Sam Vimes! I’d crush you to death!’

    ‘Oh, but what a way to go,’ Vetinari laughed, nudging Sam’s leg with her foot. Sam smirked, ‘Right? Write that down in your little file -’ They held up their hand as if placing each word in the air above ‘- “Sam Vimes, to die via smothering between Big Wife’s glorious thighs”.’

    Sybil blushed bright red, smacking her husband’s shoulder. Vetinari grinned, ‘Perfect, then I shall swoop in and marry your merry widow and all shall be as it should-’

    ‘Hang on!’ Sam pulled back, ‘That’s not a part of this!’

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    The death of his aunt doesn’t mean Lord Vetinari doesn’t have a family

    “Passing, I leave thee, lilac with heart-shaped leaves”

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    People tend to imagine rulers have complicated feelings about having their face on everyday transactional objects.

    By ‘people’ I mean Moist von Lipwig.

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    Adora Belle Chercœur a besoin de quitter la ville pour quelques temps. Elle sait que Moite va réussir à s'attirer des ennuis dès qu'elle qu'elle sera partie, donc elle s'arrange pour lui trouver exactement les bons (ou les mauvais) problèmes.

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    Vetinari/Vimes scenes during Raising Steam

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    Sam Vimes knew that nothing good waited for him at the top of the gilded stairs of the Patrician's Palace.

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    "There's always the outsider. And then, perhaps, one day, there's always you." -I Shall Wear Midnight

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    An aging Vetinari thinks back fondly to the only person for whom he has ever felt more than the vaguest stirrings of physical desire.

    Written for my dear friend Sarah, who deserves all the weird-ass stories she wants, and requested a story in which "Granny Weatherwax travels back in time and has an erotic affair with a young Vetinari."

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    Two characters in search of a coven... Three characters in search of an afternoon... Four characters in search of a refill

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    We're used to tremors. To having the Earth shudder under our feet, always falling back into place. Never something to worry about. Sam Vimes has been ignoring the way the ground shivers.

    Havelock Vetinari knows that someday the eruption will come

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    “What could I prove, and to what end would I prove it?” -Havelock Vetinari, Night Watch

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    Lesbian AU of Lady Vetinari and gender queer Sam Vimes.

    Shameless smut with lingerie, hand kinks, and Sam being rude, crude and very attractive.

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    She shivered as the Commander’s hands touched her bare skin. Gods, she loved those hands. The skin was rough from years of hard work. Sword callouses on her dominant hand, small patches where ink had seeped into cuts and made little accidental tattoos. Strong hands that could grab her ferociously, hold her back, hold her down – and in a heartbeat touch her so tenderly as if fearing she would break.

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